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Is Pirate Chill a Legal Xanax Alternative?
Product: Pirate Chill (30 caps)
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Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals
Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-c24114433
Cost: $59.99
General Information
I should begin by stating that I have been a long time fan of Pirate Botanicals. I have used all of their products throughout the years, even in their early days (years ago), when they used to sell more than just three products. It seems they have kept around the best of the best, as these three products have not changed much throughout the years, and those which have, have only changed for the better. I have reviewed Pirate Chill before, probably more than once…as I almost regularly purchase from this company. They are professional, they ship very quickly, and their products have always worked great. That said, it has been a few months since I have tried Pirate Chill, and I just got my new bottle in a couple weeks ago. Their label is clear. Their bottle is professional, and easy to reseal. And the label states that the supplement promotes “mood enhancement,” “relaxation,” and contains “calming adaptogens.” It also states that it is “fast acting.”
Administration
The product is largely based upon a special extract of 5-htp from what I understand, although, their proprietary blend also notates other stress-relieving herbs and adaptogens. This company has obviously unlocked the key to composing the perfect legal Xanax alternative, and their label is extremely easy to read. The supplement facts panel states to take one capsule as a serving size, but in typical Fat Sammy style, I ultimately took 4 caps for this review, spaced out appropriately (see effects section for more details on this). I did consume a sub before I took the first pill, and a large glass of water.
Effects / Experience
After taking the first pill, I felt the effects roughly 20-30 minutes in. Which is normal, considering I had ingested a large sub from Subway right before I took the pill. After I felt the peak, about 50 minutes in, I decided to take the other 2 pills, and finally, I took my fourth pill about 2 hours into the experience. This kept the party going for me, as I felt great for hours. This is the best legal, natural Xanax substitute, and contains no ingredients which would cause you to fail a drug test (which is even better, as my job regularly drug tests me). I was relaxed, my anxiety was completely eliminated, and I felt a huge boost to my mood. It’s hard to find a product that works this well, and even harder to find a company that offers a consistent product that doesn’t change. Props to Pirate Chill for being the best legal, authentic Xanax alternative out there!
Final Notes
I almost always keep a bottle of Pirate Chill in my medicine cabinet, as it is the closest legal substitute for Xanax. The bottle is a bit pricey, but that’s because you get 30 pills and they last a long time. Plus, the effects are well worth it. While I almost always take more than one pill, I can feel the effects even with just one pill. Two to four pills seems to be the money shot though, in terms of “prime experience,” which means you get about 8-15 uses out of each bottle…and if you do the math, it’s more than worth it! Pirate Botanicals remains a serious favorite of mine, as they have never let me down. I can firmly award their Pirate Chill a 5 Star Fat Sammy rating, without hesitation, and I would recommend this product to anyone! Great work Captains! Arrgh Matey!