Enhancer Lab Stiffe Pills Review

Product: Stiffe Male Enhancement Pills

Manufacturer/Vendor: Enhancer Lab

Website: http://www.enhancerlab.com/stiffe/

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have tried many of Enhancer Lab’s products over the years and all of their most popular product line, “Dark Matter.” Stiffe is a part of this product line and comes in a dark red tube. There are 4 capsules per container. The proprietary blend includes legal stimulant-like ingredients such as ginseng, ginkgo, and caffeine; but it also includes sex-enhancing ingredients like horny goat weed (not that effective in general) and maca (which actually does typically have a good reputation for doing wonders in the bedroom). These extracts were also combined with some vitamins to make the Stiffe pills formula.

*I want to note that this review is not representative of my overall feelings about Enhancer Lab, as I have enjoyed many of their products.

Product Administration

I took all four capsules within a 40 minute period. The first two capsules were taken right away, the other two were taken at the 40 minute mark. The supplement facts suggest 1 capsules as a serving. So taking 4, is considered a quadruple dose (I wanted to give Stiffe the best chance of working and leave no stone unturned). In other words, I would hate to have said “well maybe they are only legally able to tell me to take 1 pill, and in reality, I need to take all 4 for it to work,” so I made sure I took all 4. I drank 2 large glasses of water, and had 2 hot pockets about an hour before I dosed up. I had planned sexual intercourse to ensure I could give Stiffe the best opportunity for a “successful launch off.”

Product Effects

About 40 minutes in, I did not feel anything and had taken the other 2 capsules. I tried to engage in sexual activity and failed (I did have a willing participant, a female who was considerably disappointed to find out that I actually had the opposite effect: no boner!). It’s always embarrassing to engage in sexual activity with someone expecting an improved experience, only to have a displeasing or “failure to launch” style experience. I took the other 2 pills 40 minutes in, and did try for about 2 hours total to “get into the mood” with no success.

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately I cannot recommend Stiffe to anyone. I did not notice anything at all, and might as well just have not taken it at all. I did not notice any male enhancement advantage. I did not get a hard-on, I had no additional libido boost. I did not have any additional desire to have sex really. I tried to engage, and actually felt a little sick. I wouldn’t say this product was responsible for that, but that the formula wasn’t effective for me. Maybe it would work for someone else, but it didn’t work for me. Enhancer Lab is a good company, and they make effective products, so I was a little disappointed when I did not see any effects from Stiffe. Still, I would not discourage someone from trying it if they wanted, and I would definitely encourage looking into other Enhancer Lab products, as they do make good stuff (such as Limitless, Xantopia, and Velocity, all of which got 4 or 3 star ratings).

July 14, 2018

Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Review

Product: Pirate Chill (Legal Sedative)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I will start off by saying I like Pirate Botanicals and have used many of their products throughout the years. They have been around and made a number of great products. The product arrived fast in a professional manner. Pirate Botanicals packages always show up fast, and in a white discreet packaging and this was no different. Pirate Chill is their legal sedative, a sort of “herbal xanax,” if you will. It comes in a cool looking bottle with 30 pills per bottle. The ingredients are definitely the best choice for a legal sedative. The formula highlights the powerful sedative properties of 5-HTP and L-Theanine, combined with Passionflower and some other extracts.

Product Administration

The label states to take 1 capsule as a serving. I took 2 pills after reading other reviews and deciding I wanted a more “premium experience” (a nice way of saying I wanted to get high). I did take one pill to start, waited 20 minutes and took the second pill. This precautionary measure I learned to be essential when using new supplements, especially meant to be legal sedatives as they can be very strong. I had many light meals scattered throughout my experience. I consumed several glasses of water, as I always do with any legal high. Also, I did end up taking 1 more capsule within about 6 hours time which I would all consider “a part of the same experience.”

Product Effects

I began to feel the effects after about 15 minutes, which made sense for the light meal I had on my stomach at the time. I started getting a little happier, feeling a little uplifted…which came at a great time and truly put this product to the test (as I was admittedly a bit sad before ingesting the capsules). By 30 minutes, I was feeling really good and decided to stand up. When I stood up, I noticed I literally felt the room spin a little…and I mentally took a note: “okay this formula is more powerful than I previously thought.” By the time I got back from the rest room I realized I had to cancel my plans, as I could no longer operate a motored vehicle (lol). I decided to play games instead which proved very entertaining. My worries were completely washed away. I did take another pill. About 5-6 hours from the second. This was because the feelings were starting to fade about 4-5 hours in and I kind of wanted to pep back up. It totally worked, which is great as I LOVE SCALABLE HIGHS. If it isn’t scalable, I almost am not interested, as I like to “work up to the experience I want.” I should note that the effects were so strong though, at one point I remember thinking as well that if I took too much, I could make myself nauseous. So I suggest taking it slow, and working your way up. One pill most certainly would curb anxiety, no doubt in my mind about that, but two was heavy for me.

Extra information: A friend took 2 at the same time and felt it was just perfect, and he is 195 pounds.

Final Thoughts

The ingredients in Pirate Chill have been proven to improve mood, relax the brain and provide a powerful relaxation. It is no wonder Pirate Chill is a strongly effective anti-anxiety product. Obviously there is nothing like ACTUAL Xanax, and while this is a different type of experience too, I would definitely call this a legal sedative and probably the strongest legal alternative to xanax I have personally tried. Pirate Botanicals is a great company: the shipping is always punctual, the product always shows up in good quality, there are always a ton of pills in each bottle, and their products actually work. I can confidently stand behind my review of Pirate Chill. It definitely got me high in the way I expected, it was definitely relaxing, it was absolutely sedating and a very positive mood enhancer. It’s just about working up the ladder, taking one at a time until you get the desired effects you want. The Pirate Botanicals extracts (the ingredients they use) always seem stronger than comparative products; And obviously I have taken many other 5-HTP supplements for example and they do not work as nearly as well as Pirate Chill, which is truly impressive.

Special Note: I should indicate that I was actually unable to drive on this product. I felt such strong effects, I had to cancel an outing and stay indoors instead.

July 14, 2018

Enhancer Lab Limitless Pills Review

Product: Limitless – Cognitive Enhancer

Manufacturer/Vendor: Enhancer Lab

Website: http://www.enhancerlab.com/limitless/

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I want to start off by saying I have reviewed all of the popular Enhancer Lab products recently. I used Limitless and a few others a long time ago, and really liked Limitless (which is the same product I am reviewing now in this review here, only with a new formula). Since it has changed its formula, I will leave all my further bias behind, and look at this product as it stands now.

Limitless is a part of Enhancer Lab’s very successful “Dark Matter” product line. It comes in a blue container, contains 4 capsules in each tube and is meant to be a cognitive enhancer. The name, Limitless is a play off the popular movie about NZT-48. Thus, it could be assumed the idea is that this is a legal Limitless pill. There are many ingredients in this product and it is available both, online and at many retail outlets (head shops, vape shops, smoke shops, etc.).

Product Administration

The product label suggests 2 capsules is a serving. Each tube contains 4 capsules. I took 2 capsules and waited 40 minutes, as I had tried this product before a long time ago and it used to be really strong. I took 1 more pill after 40 minutes had passed. I then took the final, 4^th pill at the 60 minute mark. I drank 4 huge glasses of water, as I recall this product had made me extremely dehydrated back in the day. I will admit this is probably a result of a lot of caffeine, as I recall the old formula relied heavily on the caffeine buzz, which I still liked.

Product Effects

After 30 minutes I began to feel the effects of Limitless kicking in. It feels like a shotgun of caffeine, in a good way. It’s stronger than a 5 hour energy shot for sure, definitely qualifies as a legal stimulant, and it absolutely made me work harder. I am more motivated on Limitless, noticing the “euphoric” take-over-the-world like attitude emerging at about the 30-40 minute mark. I noticed these effects amplify, as well as the energy and “fast thinking” as I took the other 2 pills.

There is a downside or two, however, including having a little case of the jitters (not too bad, still not bad enough for me to not reuse this product) and the short-lasting duration. In the end, all four of the Limitless pills being ingested probably only lasted me about 2 to 2.5 hours total. I am also thinking the positive effects may have a lot to do with the caffeine that is most likely a part of the “proprietary formula.” Still, it was an excellent feeling, I felt very alive, and I did get a lot done.

Final Thoughts

I used to love this product, but it changed. The change was undesirable, in my opinion, as Limitless Cognitive Enhancer is now a little weaker than it used to be. This is probably from industry changes or regulation changes or something. Still, it is way more effective than most legal stimulants and it is absolutely motivating. It’s a stimulation you can feel and a legal high that is real. Limitless is probably Enhancer Lab’s best product in my opinion. I would absolutely recommend Limitless to anyone looking for energy, to get motivated, or for that cognitive boost. This is (thus far) the best product I have reviewed made by Enhancer Lab.

July 14, 2018

Xantopia Enhancer Lab Review

Product: Xantopia – Anxiety and Stress Formula

Manufacturer/Vendor: Enhancer Lab

Website: http://www.enhancerlab.com/xantopia/

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Enhancer Labs makes many products, especially of the “legal high” variety. It is common for legal high companies to name their products similarly to prescription-grade pharmaceuticals. Xantopia is a hint towards being sedative-oriented (as it sounds like Xanax). Xantopia is Enhancer Lab’s attempt at a legal, OTC stress-relief or anti-anxiety product. This product relies primarily on phenethylamine, a legal central nervous system stimulant, Hordenine, Vinpocetine and L-Theanine (although a few other ingredients play a large part in the formula as well). Many of the ingredients are commonly found in legal stimulants as well, which is not so abnormal in the legal high industry, as many times they can be used together to create a good mood enhancer that is still overall considered sedating. Xantopia is a part of the “Dark Matter” product line with Enhancer Lab, coming in the purple tube, with 4 pills per container.

Product Administration

Xantopia comes with 2 servings (2 capsules being a serving). I took all 4 of them within 30 minutes, as I have tried Xantopia in the past and remember it being a little weak compared to their other products. I did not eat basically anything that evening…only having had a couple of strudels earlier in the day, and a chicken sandwich. Mostly, I was on an empty stomach. I did drink 2 huge glasses of water during the ingestion of the pills.

Product Effects

I decided to take the full 4 pills about 15 minutes after taking the first two (and as mentioned, I had consumed all four within 30 minutes total). I felt a light relaxation at about 50-60 minutes in. It lasted for roughly 1-2 hours and I decided at that time that I could relax enough to watch a movie. I usually have trouble “slowing down” that early in the evening, and I did notice my anxieties re: my bills I had been paying earlier that day began to diminish. So…I suppose if your financial worries go away, however brief, it must be real. I would not say I experienced anything near “xanax-like effects.” This is definitely not a legal xanax. I wouldn’t even really call it an herbal xanax. It is a legal sedative. It felt far stronger than melatonin, but without the part that knocks you out cold and makes you sleep. I felt good, and quite possibly in the best mood I was in all day (suggesting also the mood enhancer part of it worked). I did remain in a good mood the rest of the evening as well.

Final Thoughts

Xantopia is a real legal sedative. It is a sort of herbal xanax, though no where near as powerful as Xanax (nor as powerful as many alternative choices for that matter – check out the 4 and 5 star sections and look for the legal sedatives). Still, Xantopia does a lot better than so many other legal sedatives out there (syrups, legal “zanny bars” and herbal teas). Having only 4 pills per tube is kind of a bummer, as despite it being listed as two servings, I definitely needed all 4 pills to notice any effects at all. The effects were much less than I would have expected, and thus, while I will not discourage someone from purchasing Xantopia, I would also not encourage it.

Overall, this product is an average legal sedative, and probably a “below average” legal high. I do like Enhancer Lab (the company that makes it) and do not mean for this to be an overall review representing their company. They make many fine products, I just did not prefer Xantopia and felt it was not as effective for me as many of their competitor’s products.

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Velocity Phetamine Rush (Enhancer Lab) Review

Product: Velocity Phetamine Rush

Manufacturer/Vendor: Enhancer Labs

Website: http://www.enhancerlab.com/velocity/

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Velocity is made by Enhancer Labs, who makes a number of legal highs, and legal high-like products. They are also known as “Dark Matter Labs” and their main product line (at least the most popular) seems to be the “Dark Matter” product line. Velocity is a part of that product line, being sold in a shooter-like tube. There are 4 pills in each tube and it is red-themed in color. The primary ingredient that Velocity is focused on is Yohimbe, although there is also a more dominant ingredient in the formula: caffeine anhydrous. Enhancer Lab is always punctual in shipping and they have made their way across a number of retail outlets (head shops, smoke shops, etc). They have also been around for a long time.

Product Administration

Although I have tried some of Enhancer Lab’s products in the past, it was so long ago they deserve fresh trials, so these reviews are all with their most recent, up-to-date formulae. This is also the first time I have tried Velocity. The tube says 2 pills are a serving and thus there are 2 servings per container. I took 2 pills with a light lunch (ravioli + cola = good time), and waited about 45 minutes before taking the other 2 pills. In total, I took all 4 pills within an hour.

Product Effects

At about the 30 minute mark (after taking the first two capsules at the same time), I began to notice a little more “pep” in my talk. I was a little more talkative than normal. I also noticed my previously sluggish behavior had faded. I was upright in my chair and with good posture. That’s rare for me. I did not have true motivation or any real extra desire to “get things done,” as the product suggests, so I decided at the 45 minute mark to take the other two capsules. I did feel more energized, like I chugged a cup of coffee, minus maybe the diuretic orchestra that always entails (this product didn’t make me immediately empty my bowels like coffee does). Unfortunately the effects were short-lived, having fully faded within 2 hours of the original ingestion of the first two pills.

Final Thoughts

The effects were definitely noticeable, however, far from what I would expect from a product called “Velocity.” It is supposedly one of the stronger energy supplements they offer, however, I found it to be weaker in JOLT and alertness than other products they sell. The focus was real, the alertness was real, but I am pretty sure a lot of it came from the caffeine in the formula. That mentioned, I did also notice a light crash. It was not as heavy as you would get if you drank a 5 hour energy shot, but it was significant. Enough to actually mention, as if you were to use Velocity at the wrong time, it could actually have the opposite effect of what was intended. It is a real product, it does provide a legal stimulation, but I would classify it on the weaker end of legal stimulants.