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November 1, 2022November 1, 2022

Kats Botanicals Kratom Gummies Review

Kats Botanicals Kratom Gummies Mango Experience

Product: Kats Kratom Gummies “Tropical Mango” 150 mg (10ct)

Manufacturer: Kats Botanicals, For Lauderdale, FL

Manufacturer’s Website: https://katsbotanicals.com

Price: $19.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

I have tried Kats Botanicals products before, many times. Some of their powders are okay, and I have nothing really terribly bad to say about the company at this point. They maintain their site and ship fast. I find their products in headshops frequently. That said, I had never come across their gummies until a recent headshop visit of mine. There were two flavors, but Tropical Mango sounded better. In fact, I have never tried kratom gummies at all until now.

Product Administration

The serving size on the back of the package states to eat just one gummy at a time. So in true, Fat Sammy style, I ate 6 over the course of an hour and a half, on mostly an empty stomach and only a single glass of water.

Product Effects

Within half an hour of ingesting the first three gummies, I began to feel talkative, more energetic, and a bit happier. Within an hour, I feel I had peaked…the remaining gummy or two I consumed thereafter, only kept the high going a bit longer. I can say this is no where near as powerful as raw kratom powder, or a liquid extract shot, but it was a very good attempt to offer kratom in a way we typically do not experience it. It was probably not worth the $20 I spent on it, but it was most certainly effective to some extent. The effects began to dwindle after the peak rather quickly, another downside.

Final Words

All-in-all, Kats Botanicals is doing okay and offers some legitimate kratom products that really do work. This product was not all I had hoped for, but it was still mildly effective enough to earn a 3 Star Fat Sammy Rating, which if you know me, is kind of hard to do. I did not enjoy having to eat so many to get the effects I would consider reasonable for much less powder, however, I can see how some people would prefer the gummies over a normal powder or extract liquid. I can recommend this product, with reasonable expectations.

April 19, 2022April 20, 2022

Zion Herbals Kratom Extract Liquid Review

Is Zion Herbals 24k Gold Liquid Kratom Worth it?

Product: Zion Herbals 24K Kratom Extract Dropper (15 ml)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Zion Herbals

Website: https://zionherbals.com/

Cost: $16.99

General Information

I have tried another Zion Herbals product, and did not find it awful, so I was excited to give them another chance. Their catchy eye dropper style liquid kratom extract seemed like the right option. The dropper bottle is just as high quality as any other, the label is a bit hard to read. This product is marked “24k gold” and contains 15 ml of extract. Other ingredients include filtered water and lemon juice. Lemon juice is infamous in the kratom industry for improving the extraction technique as it coaxes the alkaloids from the leaf a bit easier.

Administration

This product is extremely hard to open. Whatever way they have it sealed made me feel like an absolute child trying to open a medicine bottle. The standard “do not operate heavy machinery or use while pregnant” warnings are on the container. The label states there are 3 servings within each bottle, so I took all three servings within an hour. I had consumed a grilled cheese sandwich and some fries from a local eatery, along with a glass of milk (from my refrigerator).

Effects / Experience

It took my second drop (serving) of the product to feel any of the light euphoria / giddiness that comes from consuming kratom. After taking the third drop, I felt great for about 20 minutes. This is nice, however, I did hope for a longer lasting effect. The glass dropper made it feel cooler, but is ultimately a bit inconvenient, and sticky…as it gets all over the place and is harder to control.

Final Notes

Ultimately, this product earns a solid 3 star Fat Sammy Review. It is not nearly as strong as I prefer when it comes to kratom, however, it is also not as weak as many other brands. The eye dropper method of administration (which means sublingual, dropping it under the tongue) is both effective and gross at the same time. The presentation is professional, and this is the second Zion Herbals product I have reviewed. I can say the company is likely around to stay and will probably come out with much better products soon, but this is a mid-grade kratom extract. The price is a little expensive, which is one of the reasons it received a 3 star rating (for the experience).

April 19, 2022April 19, 2022

Hemp Zone Hemp Smokes Review (CBD)

Do Hemp Zone Hemp Smokes with CBD Work?

Product: Hemp Zone Hemp Smokes (Filtered, 20 ct, CBD)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Hemp Zone (H Zone Inc, Pompano FL)

Website: https://www.hzoneinc.com/products/hemp-smokes-natural-20-pack

Cost: $16.99 (in head shop or smoke shop), $12.99 (online)

General Information

The presentation behind this product is awesome. The company did a great job of looking and feeling professional. It feels like one is buying actual cigarettes, although, they are CBD-laced hemp cigarettes. While I have never had any luck with CBD products and find them totally scammy, I do feel there is value in a CBD cigarette that might replace actual cigarettes. The container is almost nicer than a cigarette container, with all the necessary information to understand the product. I got the menthols, as if I would need it…as the weed-like smell is so strong it’s hardly an issue. The cigarettes themselves are laced so heavily with CBD oil that they have some oil stains on the actual cigarettes, not that this bothered me (since I know what it is).

Administration

I assume one serving size is one hemp smoke, or hemp cigarette, however, I chain smoked a few of these babies back-to-back without any issue. The packaging is really nice, cellophane sealed, and with a nice tin foil curtain (much like actual cigarettes) which easily pulls away. It even says “pull” on the tin foil seal inside. The container states not to use if pregnant, lactating, or suffering from a medical condition, and that it is not for children. It also states the classic cancer and reproductive harm warnings that one might find on a cigarette container.

Effects / Experience

It smelled great, tasted like actual weed, and I felt a full, flavor-potent blend that was enjoyable. While there was no high or buzz, or even relaxation effect, I did enjoy the scent and taste, as Fat Sammy loves his weed! There isn’t much more to say about this product in terms of effect, other than I liked smoking them more than I would enjoy smoking cigarettes (despite the fact nicotine gives you a nice buzz and these do not).

Final Notes

In the end, the Hemp Zone Smokes are not so bad. While they do not provide any type of buzz or high, they smell like weed, hit like weed, and are a fairly relaxing way to smoke that doesn’t involve any tobacco. The only real downside is the price, as they are rather expensive whether purchasing in store or online. Especially considering the cost of normal cigarettes. The menthol flavor does help with the aftertaste, although the sticks smell exactly like weed, which is already pretty great. I can confidently give this product a 3 star Fat Sammy rating, which is rare, ESPECIALLY for a CBD product!

April 18, 2022

Zion Herbals Gold Reserve Kratom Review

Zion Herbals Gold Reserve Kratom Experience

Product: Zion Herbals 45% Kratom Extract “Gold Reserve” (200 mg total alkaloids)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Zion Herbals, Botanaway Inc

Website: [available only at headshops and smoke shops]

Cost: $14.99

General Information

The package suggests that Zion Herbals has been around since 2010, although I do not recall ever seeing them before this kratom product. Perhaps they are local only. They had two options in the store “Silver Reserve” and “Gold Reserve,” and of course, I chose “Gold Reserve.” The package states there are 200 mg of total alkaloids, between the two pills. There is a GMP stamp, signifying they meet General Manufacturing Practice standards. While I am not sure about the company, the pills themselves look professionally packaged and I was excited to try it!

Administration

The package has many warnings, including: keep out of reach of children, for 18+ years or older, and do not operate while using motor vehicles or heavy machinery. It also advises against using if one is pregnant, and to consult a doctor before use. All very professional, standard warnings for a product like this. The supplement facts panel states 1 capsule is a serving size. One capsule contains 100 mg of 45% mitragynine extract powder, 45 mg of mitragynine, and 0.15 mg of 7hydrooxymitragynine. I took both capsules after consuming a turkey sub from WaWa and a glass of milk.

Effects / Experience

The kratom effects of lightness, giddiness, talkativeness, and mood enhancement began about 30 minutes in. I experienced the peak at about an hour, only to drop off quickly at about 1.5 hours. I did want to sleep after I began to come down, but this is normal when taking a strong kratom extract. I am convinced my experience would not have been nearly as good if I had taken only one pill.

Final Notes

Altogether, this is a fine product. It works great, especially for the money…although a bit expensive for only 2 pills. While this product is only available in local headshops, it is most certainly worth the money. I can give it a 3 star Fat Sammy rating, which is hard to obtain as my standards are rather high. The packaging could use some work, but I will not let that deter me from giving it an honest rating, effects-wise. And while I would not try this again myself given there are better options, I would not discourage someone from trying it.

April 7, 2022April 8, 2022

Red Dawn Energy Sleep Walker Shot Review

Is Red Dawn Energy Sleep Walker Effective?

Product: Sleep Walker Shot Grape Flavor (2 fl oz)

Fat Sam Rating:

Manufacturer: Red Dawn Energy

Website: https://www.reddawnenergy.com/product/sleepwalker-shot-grape-touchdown-flavor/

Cost: $4.99

General Information

Red Dawn Energy created the Sleep Walker shot for those who do not wish to take their product as a capsule. I have reviewed many Red Dawn energy products, including their Sleep Walker pills, which I found admittedly a lot worse than the shot. Supposedly, the formula is the same, only in a liquid form. I was excited to try this updated grape formula, as I found the pills to “crack me out” a bit, with no real positive effect. I was convinced though that Red Dawn might have perfected their formula, so I decided to give their grape-flavored shot a chance. The label is easy to read, attractive, and primarily relies on B vitamins and L-Phenylalanine for its effects.

Administration

I chose to drink two of these shots, within an hour of one another, on a near-empty stomach. I only consumed a slice of banana bread (buttered of course) and a single can of coke before I drank the first shot all at once. I waited roughly 40-50 minutes, and took the second shot.

Effects / Experience

I did not feel much from the first shot, maybe a little energetic for a few moments. I took the second shot after that effect began to die down. This second shot gave me a bigger boost, which lasted about 30 minutes, and was quite fun. I was disappointed that it lasted so short though, as the liquid is not very pleasurable to consume, and it gave me a tiny bit of an upset stomach. Still, the effects warranted a three star Fat Sammy rating, and it is one of Red Dawn’s better products.

Final Notes

Red Dawn Energy has been around a long time. They make a lot of different products. They are a head shop favorite, despite the fact half of their products do not work and the other half come with a slew of undesirable side effects. Still, I always give them a chance and am always rooting for them to come up with something that works, and works well, with little to no side effects. They are getting closer to that goal with this product. My advice though, would be change the flavor as it tastes terrible. And maybe if the flavor were different, it wouldn’t have upset my stomach so badly. I still like to see them try and can say that this may work for some people, even though I personally wouldn’t buy it again.

November 4, 2021November 4, 2021

Kalamantan Sapphire Kratom Review

Sapphire White Maeng Da Bumble Bee Kratom Experience

Is Bumble Bee Kratom Good?

Product: Kalamantan Sapphire Kratom – White Maeng Da (90 caps)

Manufacturer: Bumble Bee Kratom (Bumble Bee Company, Los Angeles CA)

Website: https://findthebee.com (currently under construction)

Cost: $24.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Bumble Bee Kratom has been popping up a lot in head shops in Florida lately, I am seeing them all over the place. They sell a variety of flashy bottles. This bottle was the flashiest, and the “best seller” of the store. The cool sporty blue caught my eye immediately. They claim it comes from the same island that produces most of the Borneo kratom around the world. They have also named this brand “Kalamantan Sapphire” with a slogan of “Treasures of the Java Sea.” Some of the claims on the front of the label include “be physically active,” “high level of concentration endurance,” “reduce sensitivity and improve mood,” and “get enough sleep.”