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Does Pirate Chill Work Like Xanax?
Product: Pirate Chill (30 capsules)
Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals
Manufacturer’s Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666
Price: $59.99 (there is a 20% off coupon code right now which makes it a bit cheaper)
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Product Information
I have previously tried Pirate Chill several times and always been impressed. I bought this bottle along with a new Piratall, another Pirate Botanicals product I have just reviewed. Pirate Botanicals always ships fast, and I love the company for a lot of reasons. They are always one of my favorites. This particular product relies heavily on a “premium 5-HTP formula” to induce natural, relaxing effects which are similar to those of Xanax. It is an entirely legal product in all states and around most of the world. The website says that Pirate Chill offers “maximum relaxation” and the bottle indicates that you will have a calming, relaxing experience.
Product Administration
The instructions on the supplement facts panel say to take just one Pirate Chill pill as a serving. I chose to take 2 at a time, every 30 minutes for an hour and a half (for a total of 6 caps). About thirty minutes prior to the first dose, I had eaten a peanut butter sandwich, which I stuffed with gummy bears and marshmallow cream (one of my favorite meals). I also drank a glass of water with the caps over the course of the 90 minutes.
Product Effects
Within about 25 minutes of taking the first two caps, right before I took the second two, I started to feel MUCH, MUCH MORE RELAXED! After about an hour in (with the second two already taking effect too), I began to feel like I was melting slightly into the couch. The things I was previously worried about were long gone, and I no longer cared about my problems. I was actually able to get such a decent sense of peace and euphoria from this, that I then took two more and kept the ride going for a good 3 hours or so. It was the perfect amount of time!
Final Words
In the end, Pirate Chill remains one of my favorite downers. It’s a perfect Xanax alternative, and a really great way to chill out at the end of the day. It’s got a powerful formula that gave me no side effects. The duration of the trip was extremely reasonable, and I did not have to sacrifice many caps to get there either. Extremely worth the money, and a very professional company. I will absolutely continue to use and recommend Pirate Chill to anyone.