Pirate Chill (Natural Xanax Alternative) Review

Does Pirate Chill Work Like Xanax?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 capsules)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer’s Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Price: $59.99 (there is a 20% off coupon code right now which makes it a bit cheaper)

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

I have previously tried Pirate Chill several times and always been impressed. I bought this bottle along with a new Piratall, another Pirate Botanicals product I have just reviewed. Pirate Botanicals always ships fast, and I love the company for a lot of reasons. They are always one of my favorites. This particular product relies heavily on a “premium 5-HTP formula” to induce natural, relaxing effects which are similar to those of Xanax. It is an entirely legal product in all states and around most of the world. The website says that Pirate Chill offers “maximum relaxation” and the bottle indicates that you will have a calming, relaxing experience.

Product Administration

The instructions on the supplement facts panel say to take just one Pirate Chill pill as a serving. I chose to take 2 at a time, every 30 minutes for an hour and a half (for a total of 6 caps). About thirty minutes prior to the first dose, I had eaten a peanut butter sandwich, which I stuffed with gummy bears and marshmallow cream (one of my favorite meals). I also drank a glass of water with the caps over the course of the 90 minutes.

Product Effects

Within about 25 minutes of taking the first two caps, right before I took the second two, I started to feel MUCH, MUCH MORE RELAXED! After about an hour in (with the second two already taking effect too), I began to feel like I was melting slightly into the couch. The things I was previously worried about were long gone, and I no longer cared about my problems. I was actually able to get such a decent sense of peace and euphoria from this, that I then took two more and kept the ride going for a good 3 hours or so. It was the perfect amount of time!

Final Words

In the end, Pirate Chill remains one of my favorite downers. It’s a perfect Xanax alternative, and a really great way to chill out at the end of the day. It’s got a powerful formula that gave me no side effects. The duration of the trip was extremely reasonable, and I did not have to sacrifice many caps to get there either. Extremely worth the money, and a very professional company. I will absolutely continue to use and recommend Pirate Chill to anyone.

May 12, 2022May 12, 2022

Pirate Chill Legal Xanax Review

Is Pirate Chill a Legal Xanax Alternative?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 caps)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-c24114433

Cost: $59.99

General Information

I should begin by stating that I have been a long time fan of Pirate Botanicals. I have used all of their products throughout the years, even in their early days (years ago), when they used to sell more than just three products. It seems they have kept around the best of the best, as these three products have not changed much throughout the years, and those which have, have only changed for the better. I have reviewed Pirate Chill before, probably more than once…as I almost regularly purchase from this company. They are professional, they ship very quickly, and their products have always worked great. That said, it has been a few months since I have tried Pirate Chill, and I just got my new bottle in a couple weeks ago. Their label is clear. Their bottle is professional, and easy to reseal. And the label states that the supplement promotes “mood enhancement,” “relaxation,” and contains “calming adaptogens.” It also states that it is “fast acting.”

Administration

The product is largely based upon a special extract of 5-htp from what I understand, although, their proprietary blend also notates other stress-relieving herbs and adaptogens. This company has obviously unlocked the key to composing the perfect legal Xanax alternative, and their label is extremely easy to read. The supplement facts panel states to take one capsule as a serving size, but in typical Fat Sammy style, I ultimately took 4 caps for this review, spaced out appropriately (see effects section for more details on this). I did consume a sub before I took the first pill, and a large glass of water.

Effects / Experience

After taking the first pill, I felt the effects roughly 20-30 minutes in. Which is normal, considering I had ingested a large sub from Subway right before I took the pill. After I felt the peak, about 50 minutes in, I decided to take the other 2 pills, and finally, I took my fourth pill about 2 hours into the experience. This kept the party going for me, as I felt great for hours. This is the best legal, natural Xanax substitute, and contains no ingredients which would cause you to fail a drug test (which is even better, as my job regularly drug tests me). I was relaxed, my anxiety was completely eliminated, and I felt a huge boost to my mood. It’s hard to find a product that works this well, and even harder to find a company that offers a consistent product that doesn’t change. Props to Pirate Chill for being the best legal, authentic Xanax alternative out there!

Final Notes

I almost always keep a bottle of Pirate Chill in my medicine cabinet, as it is the closest legal substitute for Xanax. The bottle is a bit pricey, but that’s because you get 30 pills and they last a long time. Plus, the effects are well worth it. While I almost always take more than one pill, I can feel the effects even with just one pill. Two to four pills seems to be the money shot though, in terms of “prime experience,” which means you get about 8-15 uses out of each bottle…and if you do the math, it’s more than worth it! Pirate Botanicals remains a serious favorite of mine, as they have never let me down. I can firmly award their Pirate Chill a 5 Star Fat Sammy rating, without hesitation, and I would recommend this product to anyone! Great work Captains! Arrgh Matey!

May 4, 2022May 6, 2022

Pirate Blast Libido and Legal Sex Pill review

Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Libido and Stamina Review

Does Pirate Blast Work for Libido and Sex?

Product: Pirate Blast (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Blast-c22946864

Price: $59.99 (although they almost always have a coupon available on their site)

Fat Sammy Rating:

General Information

I should start by saying I have reviewed several Pirate Botanicals products throughout the years and they remain one of my “go to” companies for legal highs and legal sex pills. They sell a few different products and I have enjoyed them all. It’s been a while since I have reviewed Pirate Blast though, and I felt it deserved a fresh experience. That said, I picked up a couple of bottles of Pirate Blast a couple weeks ago and this experience started this last weekend. The label is newer than I remember, nicer, although the pills still remain red in color. They have upgraded the amount you get per bottle from 30 to 60 pills. One of the things I like right out the gate, is that this product relies on strong, natural extracts, with no weird chemicals that create any kind of concern.

Administration Details

Since Pirate Blast is supposed to work for both men and women, I decided to try this with my girlfriend, and suggest she partake. On Friday night, my girlfriend took one pill, while I took two pills to start. Later that night, we each took one more pill. Saturday, we doubled up, with her taking two pills to start, and me taking four pills right away. Both times, we were on a mildly empty stomach, only consuming a glass of water each with our pills.

Effects

Pirate Blast kicks in pretty fast. The effects for both of us started about 20-30 minutes after taking the first pills, feeling extremely horny. We both could admit we had never wanted to engage in intimacy more in the past. The actual intimacy itself started right then, and lasted over an hour the first time, and with the second pill, at least another hour. Saturday’s experience was even greater, with us both having the most…explosive…orgasm we have ever experienced. Her orgasm lasted about a minute, which is a long time for most females, and her longest time ever. My first orgasm felt doubled. It was easier to get an erection for me, and I stayed harder a lot longer. I “finished” 3 times the first night, and 3 times the second night. It’s rare for me to be able to continue after I finish the first time, so this is an additional benefit!

Unlike many other sex stimulants or sex pills, there were no negative side effects from taking Pirate Blast, even when I took 4 pills at a time. This is rare, as usually there is some sort of headache or undesirable aftereffects.

Final Words from Fat Sam

Altogether, this remains one of the best legal sex stimulants on the market. It’s an amazing libido booster, an awesome sex pill, and gives one of the greatest stamina boosts I have ever felt. As a male, I experienced erection easier, and my girlfriend experienced a far better orgasm than she has ever had. It was well worth the money and this company continues to impress me, which I’ll admit, is rare. Pirate Botanicals makes a few other products I have enjoyed, but this is the best legal sex supplement I have ever had. The best part: it comes in 60 caps now (instead of 30), so I get twice as much. And although the dietary supplements panel suggests 2 pills per serving, I still only really need one to feel the effects. I definitely get a better boost from using 2 or more, but one seems to do the trick for my girlfriend for sure. Anyway, 5 stars guys, keep up the good work!

November 1, 2021

Pirate Botanicals Piratall Cognitive Enhancer Review

Piratall Nootropic Mental Booster Experience

Is Piratall Legit and Does It Work?

Product: Piratall Cognitive Enhancer (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found Pirate Botanicals a long time ago, probably 3 or 4 years ago. They are sometimes in my local headshop, but usually I just order my bottles online as they ship fast and I like knowing I’m getting the newest stuff. The company is super reliable, always responds to any customer service emails I have, and their products are all natural nootropics. This product, Piratall, comes in a small amber colored bottle with a seal. The label states that the product is made in the USA and it is classified as a dietary supplement. The label claims the product is a “cognitive booster,” “memory enhancing,” offers “Focus and energy,” and is “fast acting.” I like that the label is easy to read and it feels like I’m buying Pirate Booty!

Product Administration

Piratall works best for me when I take it every day, and I typically do. I usually do at least 2 caps a day, which is within the confines of the suggested use panel…however, there are days where I will do up to 6 caps at a time. I will almost always do Piratall with a glass of water and I usually take it after lunch when I start to get groggy and tired.

Product Effects

When using Piratall every day, the effects build up in the system and I notice greater benefits. However, there are also times when I will do 6 or even more caps all at once, and it brings on a euphoric-like effect. This is a natural stimulant feel, and it most definitely helps with my memory recall and focus. I like to compare 6 caps to taking an Adderall basically. Although, I have had friends who seem to get the same effect from taking only 2 caps, which is what the company suggests. Each bottle is supposed to be a 30 day supply, even though I do not use it like that and typically just take them as I feel like it. I love the uplifting feel and the energy I get from Piratall and can easily recommend it for those uses. And I definitely get more done on Piratall. I’m more motivated, more dedicated to my work, and more enthusiastic about life.

Final Thoughts

All-in-all, I have reviewed Pirate Botanicals for years and have always been impressed. They have an array of really high-quality nootropic supplements that have always left me satisfied. Their Piratall is my favorite product, as it is a really potent stimulant with all natural ingredients. I would highly recommend Pirate Botanicals and Piratall to anyone looking for a cognitive enhancer or mental boost. It is well worth the money and works even better the more you take it. That said, Piratall is a clear winner and maintains its 5 star Fat Sammy rating!

August 4, 2017

Pirate Effect: a Lions Mane Extract Review

Product: Pirate Effect, Lions Mane Mushroom Extract Review

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: Piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $11.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The product comes in a convenient black resealable (zip-loc) baggie that can fit in my pocket. That’s great because there are 2 servings per pack. I got this product after reading about it being a cognitive stimulant. Something that would give me a mood enhancing euphoria, and energy. The product is namely relying on a special extract of Lions Mane, also known as Hericium erinaceus.

Product Administration

Each serving is 2 pills. The instructions state to take 2 pills and not to operate heavy machinery or motor vehicles. The pills were easy to swallow and I took them both within 5 minutes of one another, and a glass of water. Because the product is supposed to be a mood enhancer and create euphoria, as well as provide mental stimulation…I decided to go to the club with a couple of friends that night as well, we left 10 minutes after I took the first serving. I would take the second serving later on in the night, probably about 4 hours later.

Product Effects

This product was great. I started feeling the effects as soon as I arrived at the club, roughly 30 minutes in. The onset was a definite noticeable light burst of energy and euphoria…I felt socially lubricated and everything felt a lot more fun. I was easier to talk to and my earlier bad mood had disappeared. I felt like dancing and was more outgoing than usual, enough to ask someone to dance. Even walked away with a phone number that day. I had a couple drinks with it admittedly, but didn’t feel like I needed to. I just didn’t want the girl to feel uncomfortable. The effect peaked about 2 hours in, lasting about an hour…it was almost a rave-like effect. I could still feel it 4 hours in, however, could also tell it was starting to taper off a bit. That’s when I took the second dose. We stayed at the club until closing, and took the party home.

Final Thoughts

Well, I can say honestly I do not award many Fat Sammy Four Star Ratings…however, Pirate Effect is a fantastic spark of a high…a euphoria that can be felt and a fun time that can be measured in actual memories. I had a great time and for the money, it was a pretty great experience all around…top quality legal party pills.