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Wuudy Male Enhancement Pills Review

Wuudy Male Enhancement Sex Pills Experience

Product: Wuudy Male Enhancement Supplement

Manufacturer/Vendor: Manufactured for Ego Products (Newport News, VA)

Website: (no website purchased locally only)

Cost: $14.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased Wuudy Male Enhancement Pills from a local gas station (along with a few other male enhancement products, which I try from time to time). The package only supports 2 pills, and states the pills will “upgrade your game.” Specifically it is supposed to provide power, confidence, and work in less than an hour. It is meant for men only and supposedly uses only natural herbs. I paid $14.95 for the pack. Whiel the packing is not really impressive, or super high quality, it at least includes an additional zip lock baggie for the pills it contains.

Product Administration

The package states that the effects will begin to take hold about 45 minutes to an hour in. It also clearly states the serving size in American terms that I can understand (1 capsule). It incorrectly states there are only 1 servings per container though, and there are clearly 2 capsules in the package (kind of a red flag there). Regardless, I chose to take 2 capsules, not one. Mostly this is because it is a natural solution and I am definitely suffering from erectile dysfunction (which I’m truly not ashamed of, but genuinely looking for as many answers as possible).

Product Effects

The package states that the effects will begin to take hold about 45 minutes to an hour in. The little man was awake and my libido did feel lightly stimulated, although as the action began with my lady friend, I felt the need to keep my motivation up. It’s almost like it was about 10 percent of what I “needed” to be able to properly perform. And it did not last “72 hours” like the package claims, but more like 1 hour, if that.

Final Thoughts

I like that this package clearly listed all the ingredients. However, while this product did provide a little help in the ED department, ultimately I do not feel it was worth the money and do not feel compelled to try it again. I do not feel like I got scammed, but there are definitely better natural solutions which are far more worth the money. Still, despite not feeling as though I can truly “recommend” Wuudy Sex Pills, I can give this a 3 star review. Mostly, this is because it does help and does not create undesirable side effects. Some of the other products I have reviewed have done a better job in the libido and ED department.

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Golden Root Male Enhancement Review

Golden Root Sex Pills Experience

Product: The Golden Root Male Enhancement Pill (4 Pills)

Manufacturer/Vendor: America Global Biotech Co.

Website: (no website, located in Hong Kong)

Cost: $24.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased this Golden Root pill pack from a local gas station/smoke shop. The owner sold a lot of other, similar products, some of which I also purchased. While it is not fun to admit it, I definitely experience ED pretty frequently. That said, finding a good working, natural libido boost is always pretty awesome for me. In this case, I was met with a golden box that had a lot of Chinese writing and no obvious manufacturer website. The product is clearly straight out of China and a little research let me on to the fact there has been an FDA warning for the product containing illegal or prescription-only substances. Unfortunately, it’s also seemingly totally unregulated and no one really knows how much of these substances are in the pills. Still, I decided to dive in, “Full Fat Sammy Style!”

Product Administration

The package has no easy instructions in English. There are 4 pills and the English instructions simply state “Take effect in 10 minutes, Makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms.” Unfortunately, while this instruction is pretty to the point, it does not point out how many to consume. I took 1 pills with a large glass of water and a light meal (peanut butter toasties). I never took another dose again after this first pill.

Product Effects

The onset of the erection was indeed around 10 minutes in, just as the box stated. At first, I was excited…but after a few moments, I realized the erection was unnaturally painful. It felt like far too much. The stiffy was not pleasant, did not allow me to have proper intercourse, and I am 100 percent sure I could never “finish” while using this product. My partner felt my energy was not right, and the erection hurt so bad it was all I could think about for more than half a day!

Final Thoughts

I would never recommend this product to anyone. It does not receive a one star review, simply because I did achieve an erection rather easily. But the effects were so strong, and so painful, that I was still unable to perform properly. It was not joking when it says on the side of the box that it stops ejaculation. And I am undoubtedly sure that it made my little man stronger, wider, and longer than it has ever been…but this experience was wildly unpleasant. And my first dive into my female companion, left me very much throbbing in pain. The worst part? The erection did not dissipate for more than 14 hours. I was starting to get worried I’d have to make an ER visit and get it looked at, which I have had some stories about in the past! There are many other sex pills which are natural, safe, legal, and do not create unwanted side effects.

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Affinity Kratom Yellow Elephant Review

Yellow Elephant Kratom Experience

Product: Affinity Kratom’s Yellow Elephant 20 cap Pack

Manufacturer/Vendor: Affinity Leaf, LLC

Website: No Website

Cost: $9.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Yellow Elephant by Affinity Kratom comes in a smooth feeling white packet. The packet is high quality, resealable, and the label is printed right on the container. It is a food-grade packet, with a foil lined interior. The capsules are presumably vegan, as they are clear. Typically clear gelatins are vegan friendly.  Each capsule contains 500 mg of kratom (mitragyna speciosa).  There are 20 capsules per container.  Not only is the container high quality, but the branding is pretty cool too. With a foil logo and a clearly legible back label, it is well-manufactured.  It also claims to be rigorously tested to ensure it is contamination-free.

Product Administration

Strangely, among a sea of Kratom products, it is one of the only brands to specifically side step “for consumption” labels.  Instead of “nutrition facts” it lists “botanical facts.” Instead of “serving size” it lists “botanical size” and “capsules per container.”  I assumed they mean “eat one capsule” – so I ate 2, on an empty stomach. I took 2 more after the hour mark.  I took 2 more about an hour after that.

Product Effects

This product did work. I noticed the kick on as usual with kratom about 20 minutes in. It started to decline after an hour, so I took two more.  I then took two more at the 2 hour mark, as the sensations were declining. I did notice a light euphoria (nothing major like some of the other kratom products out there – especially the extracts). I did get more energy, more focus, and it was easier to talk in a social setting.

Final Thoughts

Affinity Kratom is a good, middle of the line Kratom brand. They are selling standard kratom in a quality, resealable package. Which is actually quite nice in terms of being “pocket size.”  It is reasonably effective, and moderately priced. They do not have a website, so it can only be purchased in a head shop.  Not many head shops seem to stock it though presently.

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Genius Plus Balance Nootropics Review

Genius Plus Balance Pills Experience

Product: Genius+ Balance Anxiety and Stress Relief Pills

Manufacturer/Vendor: Genius Plus LLC

Website: http://geniusplus.com

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have tried more than one Genius Plus product.  This product came in the same style plastic container as Advil or Tylenol.  The label is clear, easy to read, but overall the bottle is unimpressive.  The pills themselves are pink, which is kind of sketchy and made me feel it was a marketing ploy. Still, I go into each trial with a clear mind and a clear diet, free of other drugs and substances.  Genius Plus Balance was no different. The product highlights the benefits as Anxiety and Stress Relief. I paid $19.99 for this product at my local head shop.

Product Administration

The instructions on the bottle say 4 capsules are to be taken with 12 ounces of water as a dose. There are 5 doses per bottle. The ingredients include Phenibut (not a nootropic, despite it being their number one ingredient), Kanna, GABA, and more.  The reason Phenibut is not a nootropic, but commonly mislabeled as one, is because it can create negative side effects. A nootropic, by definition, offers the brain neuroprotective benefits (or other benefits) with no negative side effects.  Phenibut is very commonly associated with a number of undesirable side effects. Still, your boy Fat Sam went in full throttle and took all 4 capsules for the first does, 6 capsules for the second dose (day two experiment), and then after a week, I tried this product every day (4 caps a day) for 3 weeks.

Product Effects

Unfortunately, I noticed barely ANY effects at all from Focus Plus Balance.  These are supposed to provide anxiety relief. Instead they seemed to even cause anxiety and stress.  No matter the regimen, I noticed no real anxiety relief, less for many a short period with the first dose on the first day.  Ultimately, I had a rather poor experience on this product, feeling very drained and lethargic most of the time I used it.  I thought after a few weeks it would be a little better, but it only got worse much like their other product.   Sorry guys, I really wanted to like this product.

Final Thoughts

I did purchase multiple bottles of Genius Plus Balance (just like its counterpart Genius Plus Focus [by the same company]).  Whether I relied upon the pills for an immediate anxiety and stress relief, or for residual relief as a nootropic overtime, I had minimal results.  In fact, I would say this product is borderline noneffective.  I did notice a LIGHT stress relief the first time I used it, but the effects were short lived.  By short lived, I mean it lasted about an hour. For having to take 4 capsules at a time for it to be effective and it to only be effective once, it is not worth it. This is especially true when you consider there are only 20 capsules per bottle. I can only award this product a 2 star Fat Sammy Review, and that is only because it didn’t get me sick and was SLIGHTLY effective the first time I used it.

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Genius Plus Focus Pills Review

Genius Plus Pills Experience and Review

Product: Genius+ Focus Pills (Nootropic with Cognizin)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Genius Plus LLC

Website: http://geniusplus.com

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The pill bottle is pretty normal, looks a lot like an Advil or Tylenol bottle.  The label is easy to read and states that the product is for memory and clarity. It is also supposed to help boost focus. The bottle feels pretty cheap. The capsules are green in color, although they are not vegan capsules, but gelatin.  The product is largely relying upon the lion’s mane, L-theanine, caffeine and supposed “cognizing” formula to produce a focus-like effect. There are also many other ingredients, which I suspect are merely fillers. There are 20 capsules per bottle and I purchased my bottles from a local headshop.

Product Administration

A serving size is four capsules. The instructions explain that it is important to consume 12 ounces of water with a dose. It advises new users to try 2 capsules to start.  I did do only 2 capsules the first time.  I then tried this product the following day with 4 capsules. And finally, on the third day, I took 6 capsules (all within an hour).  Each time, I had a light meal beforehand, my first meal of the day. Basically, I ate a poptart each time with a glass of milk and the advised upon water.

I then did a 3 week trial where I used 4 pills a day, for 3 weeks straight. I did this in an attempt to see any long-term nootropics benefits. Additionally, I wanted to see if there would be a tolerance buildup.

Product Effects

I felt a mild alertness after 30 minutes with the first dose (2 pills).  It did not last long.  I took 4 capsules and drank twice as much water the second time, and I noticed a little bit more of a pep and some light focus. I was able to complete some work in a pretty timely fashion. Better than normal, but still, I felt the pills were somewhat shortlived.  The third attempt involved doing 6 capsules within an hour.  I felt the most boost from this, though it was a heavy dose and did follow with what I would describe as a bit of a caffeine crash.  The final trial was a full-on 3 week experiment.  While it was working pretty well for a few days, I started feeling a little sluggish by the end of the first week. I felt this could just be my system getting used to this product, but it progressively got worse to where I felt almost no effects by the third week.

Final Thoughts

While these pills did provide some notable effects, they are most certainly not the best of their class. There are better focus products out there than Genius Plus pills.  Still, they were not the worst and did not provide negative effects, thus earning a three star Fat Sammy review.  One big negative is the cost, as you are paying about $1 per pill.  In my opinion, these are not worth $1 per pill, and there seems to be no long-term benefits from taking it multiple days in a row.  The three week trial yielded less effects towards the end of the trial than the beginning. I cannot recommend this product for long-term use. Maybe once in a while it might be okay, but it’s definitely competing with some better products.

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Sleep Walker Pills and Red Dawn Review

Sleep Walker Pills Experience & Review

Product: Sleep Walker Focus and Mood Pills

Manufacturer/Vendor: Red Dawn Energy

Website: https://www.reddawnenergy.com/product/sleepwalker-pills/

Cost: $4.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have reviewed several Red Dawn Products. This is not the first time I have reviewed Sleep Walker. I have been following them for years and have reviewed them at least 2 other times in the pill form. This time, I bought a couple of 2 packs (as in 2 capsules) from a local gas station. They were $4.95 each. The package was meant specifically for two pills only and states on the label it is meant to increase focus and elevate mood. This is exactly what it was supposed to do last time too, but never mind that, as it is a year old experience.

Product Administration

The package states one serving size as one pill, but it also has a yellow highlighted directions panel indicating that adults should take two pills for an increased focus and mood boost. It advises not to take more than 4 capsules within 24 hours. I chose to take a full 2 pill pack all at once on a light stomach, followed by another 2 capsules about 4 hours in.

Product Effects

The first of the two pills I almost did not feel anything at all. More than two hours went by and I may have felt a tiny bit shaky for a few moments, but other than that, I was pretty exhausted and had almost no positive effects. The second pills were consumed at the 4 hour mark and it provided a MINOR pick me up, as though I had downed a five hour energy drink. This lasted about 20 minutes or so from the 4.5 hour mark. I was then met with massive drowsiness.

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately nothing has changed in the last 15 months since I’ve tried the Sleep Walker pills by Red Dawn. I have had some good experiences on some of their products in the past, but these pills only seem to give me that “too much caffeine” feeling, with no real benefit. And I always seem to crash way harder and way faster than I would have naturally. I did not get any euphoria from these like back in the day, I think they just changed their recipe so much it just sucks now. While five dollars wasn’t much to spend to get two of the pills, it was not worth it and I did not have a good experience.