Vivazen Liquid Kratom Shot Review

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Vivazen Liquid Kratom Experience

Is Vivazen Kratom Any Good?

Product: Vivazen Liquid Kratom Shot (15 ml)

Manufacturer: Vivazen (Segment Consulting International LTD)

Website: https://vivazen.com/

Cost: $9.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Vivazen is a solid company offering a reliable product that does not change in formula very frequently.  They are sold at many head shops, which is where I picked mine up.  The bottle states the product is fast acting, provides “feel good relief,” and lists the alkaloid content of kratom on the back.  There is between 125 and 135 mg of mitragynine, and less than 0.4 percent of 7-hydromitragynine.  These are the active constituents in kratom which provide the pain relief, anxiety relief, and euphoria effects.

The bottle itself is high quality, glass, and easily resealable.  It does not leak, and it is easy to stuff in the pocket on the go.  The labeling is easy to read, and reminds people not to use Vivazen if operating heavy machinery (such as driving a car). There is a special warning that the bottle contains herbal extracts which “have been used for centuries” and that the formula should not be mixed with alcohol.

Although this is primarily a kratom extract product, Vivazen has perfected their product over the years by creating a more complex herbal blend.  This product includes kratom (mitragyna speciosa), willow bark extract, yohimbe bark extract, valerian root extract, california poppy aerial part extract, boswellia serrata resin extract, corydalis yanhusuo rhizome extract, and passion flower aerial part extract.  Mostly, however, the kratom is doing all of the work in my opinion.

Product Administration

In true Fat Sammy-style, I consumed the entire bottle all at once on an empty stomach before the Superbowl began.  I had some nachos about 1 hour after I had consumed the contents of the bottle, and a couple of glasses of water.  Other than that, I did not eat the rest of the day. The labeling includes typical disclaimers, states the minimum buying age as 18 years old, and lists the distribution center located in Arizona. The label also recommends only using one bottle per day.

If this is your first time with a kratom shot (liquid), I strongly suggest only consuming half the bottle and waiting a half an hour before you consume the rest.  Some extracts, like Vivazen, are fairly strong and can lead to undesirable side effects (nausea, vomiting, dizziness) if you take too much too fast.

Product Effects

I have used Vivazen in the past many times, and the effects are fairly reliable.  On an empty stomach, you can expect to feel the kratom kick in about 15-20 minutes after consuming.  The first effect I typically feel, and felt with this trial is a light euphoria and increased talkativeness.  Meaning, I want to chat up a storm with whoever is willing to listen to me.  I also start to notice the tip of my nose tingles, and my arms begin to itch (a percocet-esque effect, which makes sense since kratom works via opioid receptors in the brain).  I then begin noticing pain relief in my back and neck, right about at 30-35 minutes.  This bottle was perfect for me, lasting about 2 hours total, with the peak at about 1 hour.

Final Thoughts

Vivazen has been around for a long time. I do believe they have been around for more than 10 years. I have seen them in my local head shops for years as well.  Although they do appear to cost a lot, $10 is not much for a couple hours of fun.  Tolerance can build quickly with Kratom, however, which can be a bummer if you think you have found a permanent solution.  Having tried almost every brand and type of kratom on the market, I can say Vivazen is top shelf and has always been worth it. All-in-all, Vivazen has always given me a a pretty decent experience and I have never really disliked them.  I have tried this product 3 times and this most recent experience was just as good as my first Vivazen review years ago. The major difference between the previous versions of Vivazen and this latest product release is the bottle.  The previous two products were in plastic bottles similar to the 5 hour energy shot.  This bottle was made of glass. It felt and looked much classier.  Overall, although somewhat expensive, the effects and value for the money is awesome.  The only negative thing I can really say about this product is that it still tastes terrible.  Regardless, I can solidly recommend this kratom product and give it a 4 out of 5 star Fat Sammy Rating!

Vivazen CBD Liquid Hemp Review

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Vivazen CBD Liquid Shot Experience

Does Vivazen CBD Liquid Shot Work?

Product: CBD Hemp Liquid Shot

Manufacturer: Vivazen (VZ Distribution, LLC, Phoenix, AZ)

Website: https://vivazen.com/

Cost: $14.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found this Vivazen product in a local smoke shop.  This is the first time I have seen a Vivazen product that was not kratom-based. I have used their kratom products for years and found them very effective. So given I have yet to have a truly favorable experience with CBD, I was excited to see a trusted brand release a CBD/hemp based product.  The bottle is the same size as their kratom bottles, but the labeling is a white, “natural-feeling” rebranding which I found truly aesthetically pleasing. Like some of their kratom products, the front label repeats the slogan “Feel Good Relief.”  The label states it contains a fast acting, “full spectrum hemp formula.”  It also states that the product contains “high bio-availability” – whatever that means. And like their kratom product, the label repeats that the herbal blend contains ingredients that have been “used for centuries” and that the product should not be consumed with alcohol or while operating heavy machinery.

Product Administration

Vivazen has always been very good about instructions for use, labeling, and product information. The supplement facts panel for their liquid hemp product lists the primary ingredient as “Full Spectrum Hemp Oil Extract” and states 50 mg to be within the container.  The additional ingredients include water, blood orange flavor, monk fruit extract, citric acid, and potassium sorbate. There is one serving per container and I chose to drink two of these liquid shots at once.

Product Effects

I was to expect (or so the clerk advised me at the smoke shop) some anxiety relief, relaxation, and “feel good” pain relief.  Unfortunately, I did not experience any of these things. The product made me slightly drowsy, but other than that, I felt it was a total bust and waste of money.  It is more expensive than their kratom shots, which actually do provide favorable effects (though nothing like what CBD is supposed to do).  The liquid also had a very unfavorable taste, which included an aftertaste I could not shake for several hours afterwards.

Final Thoughts

Besides tasting awful, being extremely expensive for the quantity, and a slightly leaky container (unlike Vivazen, so I’ll chalk that up to bad luck), there was also the fact it was not effective.  I do like the company and I did find the presentation to be professional and thorough.  This includes the labeling and information on the label, as well as bottle choice in general.  Still, I was left largely disappointed with a severe lack of positive effects and experience. Sorry guys, but as much as I like your kratom products, I absolutely hated this one and felt it was a total waste of money and time! I can only award Vivazen’s CBD liquid shot a 2 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating.

TKO Preroll CBD Hemp Joint Review

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TKO Pre-Rolled CBD Joint Experience

Is the TKO Pre-Rolled CBD Joint Worth It

Product: TKO Hemp Cone Pre-Rolled CBD Joint (120 mg CBD)

Manufacturer: TKO (Terp Nation)

Website: https://theterpnation.com/

Cost: $14.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased the TKO Cbd pre-rolled joint from a headshop while on vacation. I was skeptical as I have never had a CBD product work for me, including smokeables, edibles, and topicals.  I have tried almost everything and it seems CBD is very weak for me.  Especially compared to the real deal.  According to the clerk at the smoke shop, this product was supposed to provide some relaxation, anxiety relief, and pain relief.  I decided to give it a shot despite the higher price for something I had almost no faith in.  Still, I was glad the company supplied their website on the label and dosing instructions (as it is always shady when a product has no information about the company which manufactures it on the label).

Product Administration

The label is very easy to read and they do give a lot of general information.  The product claims to be lab tested with less than 0.3 percent Delta 9 THC (the traditional THC in marijuana that gets you high). It states it contains 120 mg of smokeable CBD, and suggests 10 servings per joint. I smoked the joint about half way through within a few sittings.

The label also includes some general disclaimers, although after smoking it, I do not feel there is any risk in getting high or suffering any kind of “impairment.”

Product Effects

I have not noticed any effects from smoking the TKO Pre-Rolled CBD joint by Terp Nation.  I did not feel relaxed, anxiety relief, or high in any way.  This seems to be nothing more than a sweet smelling cigar with a fancy roach motel for holding.

Final Thoughts

Although this CBD joint did not actually produce a high or relaxation effect of any kind, it did produce a sweet smell and taste.  I found the actual smoking experience as pleasant as a fine cigar.  This pleasant smoke smell is the only reason it has earned a 2 star, rather than a 1 Star Fat Sammy Rating.  Ultimately, I would not suggest this overpriced pre-roll to anyone, however, it most certainly is not the worst thing I have smoked.  I should remind my audience that I have never had a CBD product work for me, so there’s also that.

Stamina 9 Sex Pills Review

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Stamina 9 Male Enhancement Pills Experience

Do Stamina 9 Sex Pills Work

Product: Stamina 9 Sex Pills (5000mg)

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: (only available at gas stations and smoke shops)

Cost: $9.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased this Stamina 9 Sex Pill (male enhancement) from a local gas station before a road trip (I picked up 4 total).  I figured it might give me a chance to really keep it up all weekend long with my girl. After further inspecting the package at the hotel room, I realized that there was no brand or company listed on the package whatsoever. And although there was an expiration date and the confident words “Proudly Made in the USA” on the front of the label, there was no website. The formula claims to be all natural and the ingredients include Go Ji Extract, Deng Sen Extract, Atractylodes, Cinnamon Bark, Dismutae, Cornus, Cuscuta, Dang Gui, Licorice, Condonopsis, Cordyceps Sinensis, Rubus, Panax Ginseng, Pueraria Lobata, Superoxide Dismutase, and a “proprietary blend.” 

Product Administration

The package contains only one pill and the serving size in the supplement facts panel is suggested to be one pill (5000 mg). The instructions advise to consume the pill one hour before sexual activity.  It is also instructed to take the pill regularly for better results.  I took this pill 3 times total, one per day for three days straight. I purchased one for a friend who was with me when I picked up mine and asked him to try this product as well.

Product Effects

I did not experience any positive effects from using Stamina 9.  In fact, I had a tougher time achieving and maintaining an erection throughout the entire 3 days I used the product.  My friend reported no effects, stating it did not work for him either.

Final Thoughts

I suspect this is the same company that has released a few other sex stimulants in the last few years, although I cannot be sure.  This distributor has a poor reputation and the products are not considered safe in my opinion. I would not trust this company, and I did not have any positive effect from using this product. I firmly award this brand a 1 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating.  There are far more trustworthy, natural, and more effective male sex stimulants out there, so don’t sell yourself short on something like this!

Sleep Walker Energy Pills Review

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Reviewing Sleep Walker Pills for Energy

Do Sleep Walker Energy Pills Work?

Product: Sleep Walker Energy and Mood Pills (20 capsules)

Manufacturer: Red Dawn Energy (Evol Nutrition Associates, Marietta, GA)

Website: https://www.reddawnenergy.com/product/sleepwalker-pills/

Cost: $29.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I should start by saying I have tried many red dawn energy products. I am no stranger to their Sleep Walker Energy and Mood pills, and have tried them many times.  Unfortunately, the previous reviews were not favorable, however, I still decided to give them another chance after seeing them pop back up in my local head shop.  I noticed this time the bottle read that the product was manufactured for and distributed by a new company called Evol Nutrition Associates.  I guess Red Dawn sold the brand to this new company.  Regardless, the bottle’s label largely remains the same, claiming an increase in focus, mood, and stress relief. The ingredients include a few vitamins, L-Phenylalanine, DL-Phenylalanine, Chinese skullcap extract (4:1), caffeine anhydrous (where most of the pep comes from), GABA, and bacopa monnieri extract (10:1).

I am surprised to see any products in this industry which contain any caffeine anhydrous, as it has been largely considered dangerous to consume in quantities large enough to provide the pep this company is going after.  Additionally, caffeine anhydrous is almost never worth the impending crash which is essentially unavoidable.

Product Administration

The supplement facts panel states two capsules to be a serving size, with a total of ten servings per container.  I tried Sleep Walker pills twice this time, the first being the recommended 2 capsules.  These two capsules I took on a near empty stomach, only having a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of milk beforehand, and two large glasses of water throughout the hour after the pills were consumed.  I then tried the product once more a few days later, taking 4 pills within an hour.  This time, I had consumed 2 pieces of pepperoni pizza, a bread stick, and 3 glasses of water.

Product Effects

During the first trial, I followed the recommended advice on the label. After about 20 minutes, I began to feel a little light headed, and a tiny bit of pep. This pep was extremely short lived, only giving me roughly 10 minutes of “positive effect,” which I would describe as a mild improvement to motivation and a small bit of focus. I then began to experience a significant crash which cannot be explained with words.  I felt the need to immediately press my head in between two pillows and pray for the next day.

During the second trial, I thought I would have much better results given I had taken more of the pills and more water to counteract the negative effects of the caffeine anhydrous.  Unfortunately, the negative effects were amplified with no bonus to any of the (very little) positive effects.  The crash was twice as hard and lasted twice as long. In fact, I felt like a dried out skeleton by the end of the day.

Final Thoughts

I will admit that although I had never gotten much positive effect from these pills in the past, and it certainly took some courage to try them again, I never in a million years thought it could get worse than the previous attempts.  The previous reviews were all two star Fat Sammy Ratings, however, they have since lost a star. Perhaps it is the change in company ownership, or a change in ingredients I am not perceiving somehow…but the crash was absolutely not worth the very small benefit.  And Sleep Walker pills are most certainly not worth the money! I cannot recommend Sleep Walker Energy and Mood pills to anyone.  This product did the exact opposite of the bottle’s stated intentions.

Queen Hemp CBD Sour Ring Gummies Review

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Queen Hemp CBD Gummies Experience

Are Queen Hemp CBD Melatonin Gummies Effective?

Product: CBD Sour Ring and Melatonin Gummies (100 mg / pc)

Manufacturer: Queen Hemp

Website: https://www.queenhemp.net/

Cost: $21.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have seen several Queen Hemp CBD products in my local head shops within the last few years. They make a wide variety of products, including vape cartridges, concentrates, hemp flower, and edibles. These gummies boast 100 mg of CBD per piece and come in a great sour flavor.  There are 4 sour gummy rings per package.  The packages are basic, plastic, resealable bags with a clear back.  The clear back lets you see the sugar on the rings and calls to a natural desire. The front of the package has a QR code that goes to the website and reaffirms there is zero THC in the product.  The gummies are unique in that they are not only infused with CBD but also melatonin.

Product Administration

There are no usage instructions or disclaimers on the package. Because CBD traditionally does not do much for me, I chose to consume all four gummies in one go on an empty stomach in hopes I would have at least some effect. I consumed them early in the day, after being awake for only a few hours.  The plan was to have a chill video game day after consuming the gummies (and maybe a light lunch).

Product Effects

It took about 35-45 minutes after consuming these gummies, but I almost immediately felt incredibly tired.  It was such an overbearing exhaustion that I passed out right on the couch.  I did not get to play any games, and I slept through most of the day, only to wake for dinner and then head right back to bed.  I would not say it was pleasurable sleep, nor would I say it was unpleasant.  The tiredness lasted a good 14-18 hours before I decided I felt somewhat normal again.

Final Thoughts

I would have probably given this product a 2 Star Fat Sammy Rating if there was no melatonin infused into the gummies.  Instead, I can award it a 3 star given I did notice some sleep-inducing effects. This is because I believe the melatonin is the only reason they were at all effective, and by effective I do mean putting me to sleep.  I did not feel any of the effects of the CBD, but definitely felt the melatonin hard.  The gummies themselves were rather tasty and I do not feel the CBD tainted the flavor at all.  The gummies are a bit overpriced, but I do like the company’s branding, despite there not being much information on the label (or any information really).  Still, I have to hand it to them, as most CBD products are absolute garbage in general!

Pink Pussycat Female Sex Pills Review

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Pink Pussycat Sex Enhancement Pills Experience

Do Pink Pussycat Sex Pills Work

Product: Pink Pussycat Sensual Enhancement Pills (1 count)

Manufacturer: Pink Pussycat Products

Website: https://kittykatpill.com/pink-pussycat-3-pack

Cost: $23.95 (3 pack)

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased these in a local sex store, where I paid a heck of a lot more for just one pill (I purchased 4 pills total that day).  I have not ordered them from the company directly myself, but I noticed the price is cheaper that way.  The package is pretty standard for sex pills. The front of the package has some creative catch lines and gimics including “Make your pussycat purrrrr,” “developed to enhance female satisfaction,” and “heightened sensations and desire.”  It also states the claims “no headaches” and “maximum arousal.”  The back of the package is far more detailed in terms of claims, listing a ton of adjective-laced details. The pill itself is pink, a nice touch.

Product Administration

The package offers a supplement facts panel listing a proprietary blend including Go Ji Extract, Deng Sen Extract, Atractylodes, Cinnamon Bark, Dismutase, Cornus, Cuscuta, Dang Gui, Licorice, Condonopsis, Cordyceps Sinesis, Rubus, Panax Ginseng, Pueraria Lobata, Superoxide Dismutase, and their “proprietary formula.”  The instructions are to take one Pink Pussycat pill an hour before sexual activity.  It is interesting to note that while most sex products warn against taking more than one pill within 24-72 hours, this package specifically encourages taking it on a regular basis as well.

My woman took one pill a day for 4 days in a row and we engaged in sexual activity each day.

Product Effects

Unfortunately, my woman claims no effects were attained from using Pink Pussycat. We only tried it for four days, but no significant changes of any kind were experienced. We did engage in sexual activity multiple times each day (all four days) in an attempt to better measure the product’s value. There was some report of being dehydrated, and she seemed to have fallen asleep a bit earlier than normal. All of this was basically the opposite effect we were looking for.

Final Thoughts

I can say that these pills made my woman a lot more apt to want to engage in sexual activity.  It seemed to have lowered her general inhibitions. This is probably because she was excited about what the pill could have done.  Ultimately, she reported the pill to be overall ineffective. Sex seemed to feel the same to her, and so did the foreplay.  Her orgasm was no different than before, and she felt a bit dehydrated (despite having consumed 3 full glasses of water within the hour).  I cannot confidently recommend this product, as badly as I wanted to give it a huge thumbs up.  At the same time, I cannot give it a total bust of a score, as I believe the company is professional and means well.  Hey, maybe it will work for someone else! For us, it earns a 3 Star Fat Sammy Rating.

Pineapple Express CBD Terpenes Review

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Pineapple Express CBD Terpenes Tincture Experience

Does Pineapple Express CBD Terpenes Tincture Work?

Product: Pineapple Express CBD Terpenes Tincture (30 ml)

Manufacturer: Free the Leaf, LLC (Deerfield Beach, FL)

Website: https://freetheleaf.com/

Cost: $24.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have seen some Terp Nation products in the past, and I know they have been around for a while.  They are professional, produce products with easy to read labels, and always include great instructions. The company is easy to find online, and it seems they offer a few different CBD products.  This is the only Terp Nation product I have seen in my local head shop recently.  It is a bit expensive, much more so than many of the other CBD products in my local store. I do like that they provide legit lab results right on their site, with a convenient QR code on the label leading directly to the results. I find the bottle very attractive on the shelf and it was highly recommended by the sales clerk.

Product Administration

The label lists the contents as 750 mg total of CBD, contained within 30 ml of solution.  This breaks down to 25 mg per 1 ml of solution. The bottle includes excellent instructions which state 1 ml to be a serving size.  Specifically, it is a sublingual administration, meaning one uses the dropper to place 1 ml under the tongue, where they are to hold the liquid in the mouth for “at least 30 seconds before swallowing.” Some disclaimers also present on the bottle include a possibility of drowsiness, ensuring the product has not been tampered with, and consulting a physician before using. I used 4 ml of this solution at a time, a few times in a row, all within an hour.

Product Effects

No positive effects were experienced from the Pineapple Express CBD Terpenes tincture.  I also think it is worth it to mention no negative effects were suffered either.  It did not taste as awful as many CBD products I have tried before, and the smell was not so bad.  No amount seemed to do anything for me, with me eventually using more than 12 ml of the solution within an hour.

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately, I did not notice anything positive from this CBD product. I did want to feel something for once with a CBD product, but I still have yet to find one that is truly effective for me. No matter how many drops of this product I used,  I did not notice any anxiety relief, nor pain relief, or relaxation.  Still, as ineffective as this product was, I cannot give this company a 1 star review, as they are most certainly professional and in terms of CBD products, I felt their presentation was very nice.  The bottle is high quality, the dropper works well, the labeling is easy to read and thorough, and they maintain a good web presence.  If you are going to try a CBD terpene, this is probably the company to go with, thus the 3 Star Fat Sammy Rating.

Panther Male Enhancement Pill Review

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Panther Male Sex Pill Experience

Does Panther Male Enhancement Pill Work?

Product: Panther Male Enhancement Pill (Triple Maximum)

Manufacturer: SX Power Co (Distributor, Chicago, IL)

Website: (only available in some local sex stores or head shops)

Cost: $14.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I picked up this panther pill from a local sex shop.  They explained to me that it was the biggest seller for male erectile dysfunction and for stamina.  They told me they have to restock it weekly.  I bought two of them. The packaging itself is very helpful, despite not listing much about the company itself. The label does, however, offer a lot of claims, ingredients, and dosing instructions.  The ingredients include Lyco-pene, Tribulus terrestirs, yohimbe, L-arginine, damiana leaf, guarana, maca, and some vitamins. Some of the claims listed on the front and back of the package include: “genuine,” “USA leader,” “time increase during intercourse,” “size in thickness,” “rock hard erections,” “explosive orgasm,” and more.  It also states that no prescription is required and that the pill is void of any harmful chemicals.

Product Administration

The instructions list 1 pill as a serving size and not to consume more than 1 pill within a 60 hour period. It also states to take the pill 30 minutes prior to sexual activity, and to consume it with a full glass of water.  I tried this pill twice, one week apart, just to be safe.  I consumed the pill about 20-35 minutes before intercourse both times.

Product Effects

I had a rock hard erection the moment sexual activity began, an effect that would repeat over the next 24 hours after consumption (for both trials).  I was able to last a little longer with this pill, maybe a few extra minutes than I would normally last.  While that may sound embarrassing, Fat Sam can actually go for 20-30 minutes at a time already.  To last a few extra minutes matters, as I typically get extremely winded before I can ejaculate.  With this pill, in both cases, I was able to orgasm, more than once within my normal 20-30 minute sessions. I also ejaculated in subsequent encounters (with both trials) over the 24 hours that elapsed from consumption.

I did have a headache after intercourse for several hours with both trials. I also had a little trouble urinating over the 24 hours that ensued in both trials. I would not consider either negative effect terribly uncomfortable. I also would not consider them to be deal breakers for me.

Final Thoughts

Although there are certainly some better options, and a better sex pill for sure, it is clear that this pill is one of the winners.  It was largely without serious side effects, and it was fairly effective.  The price is a bit high per pill, and I never like when I cannot look up the company that manufacturers the pill (they have no website).  These two reasons, and the small side effects, are the reason this pill does not earn a full 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating, but instead, only a 4 star.  I can still recommend this product with reasonable confidence that it will work for most men.  The major downside being they can be extremely hard to find.

Mood Rite Trainwreck Kratom Review

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Mood Rite Trainwreck Kratom Powder Experience

Is Mood Rite Trainwreck Kratom Good?

Product: Trainwreck Kratom Powder (50 g)

Manufacturer: “Vapor World” aka Mood Rite (Jane, MO)

Website: https://www.moodrite.com/

Cost: $12.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Mood Rite Trainwreck Kratom comes in a very attractive container. It’s a hot pink, with a reflective label and a very unique jar. The label states the only contents as Mitragyna speciosa (aka Kratom), although, it does not list what type or strain. The nickname “trainwreck” in the kratom industry typically means it is a blend of all strains (white maeng da, red borneo, etc.).  With this fact, this product is supposed to be one of the stronger kratom powders on the market.  The label also includes some typical FDA disclaimers and the phrase “No Directions for Use.”  The company is nice enough to list their website and phone number.  Mood Rite does not advertise their kratom brand though. Instead, they only seem to push their CBD lines on their website, thus the only place to get a hold of one of these would be a local head shop that stocks it!

Product Administration

The container itself is very hard to open, despite the label guiding the user to “pinch” the two sides to life the lid easier. The contents of 50 grams kratom are stuffed into a plastic baggie like buying a quarter ounce of weed from your local dealer.  The baggie is tied off with a literal twist tie. Working it back into the container is extremely difficult without making a mess (after the baggie is open). Measuring is essentially by eye, assuming you toss and wash like I did. There are no dosing instructions listed, and thus I took 2 grams over the course of 5 minutes on an empty stomach early in the day. In fact, all I had was a giant glass of water!  I did consume another 4 grams or so within the following two hours.

Product Effects

The 2 grams were taken pretty quickly, although, I did not feel much at all even half an hour later.  I subsequently took the other noted 4 grams until I felt a little bit of the typical kratom effects.  In this case (probably due to the weak quality of the kratom itself), I noticed VERY light euphoria, extremely light talkativeness, and a small bit of pain relief after I had consumed the 6 grams total.  The peak hit about 2 hours in, roughly 10 minutes from when I consumed the final sixth gram.  The effects were extremely short lived, dying very quickly afterwards. 

Final Thoughts

Mood Rite’s Trainwreck Kratom definitely is not as powerful as most “trainwreck” brands.  I suspect very strongly that this is not a “real” trainwreck brand, but just some normal kratom powder. Probably a weaker strain like “Red Vein Borneo” or some Bali kratom of some kind.  It most certainly contains not Maeng Da, definitely not White Maeng Da.  I would say it is a total scam, however, it is certainly real kratom as well. I also like how the company (Mood Rite) represents itself as a clean, safe company in terms of their website and CBD products. While I should note that I have not tried any of their CBD products, or any of their other products at all, I suspect they maintain some level of decency in terms of GMP production practices.  The lack of effectiveness in the product itself, the twist tie used to close the bag, and the way the bag was shoved into this container, however, definitely raise enough skepticism for me to reduce what would have been a 3 star review, to a mere 2 Star Fat Sammy Rating.  Bottom line: while it is real kratom, it is overpriced for the quality and largely unsatisfying.