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Secret Miracle Honey VIP Review

Secret Miracle Honey

Does Secret Miracle Honey Work?

Product: Secret Miracle Honey VIP

Rating:

Manufacturer: Unknown

Website: [only available in some headshops]

Cost: $6.99

General Information

I found Secret Miracle Honey VIP in a local headshop. It was very cheaply priced, so I figured I would give it a go and see how it affected my bedroom performance. The headshop clerk claimed it would help me achieve erection faster, and keep me harder longer.  While the package suggests it is excellent for men, and provides a better lifestyle, I was still skeptical.  The package also says “special formula with herbs,” which is rather ambiguous to say the least.  The honey itself smelled and looked pretty normal, and I did not think anything weird about its texture, look, or smell.

Administration

There does seem to be a supplement facts panel, however, I can barely read it, as the label is printed so tiny on the package, one would need a microscope to see all the details. I did make out that it suggested one packet as one serving, so I consumed the entire packet after eating two lunchables and having a glass of milk.  I then proceeded to engage in intercourse three times afterwards, within a few hours.

Effects / Experience

I did achieve a hard on roughly 20 minutes after consuming this packet of honey. The erection lasted nearly 24 hours, which was a bit scary. I think I had numerous panic attacks throughout this period. It was also very hard to sleep. Partly because I could not get rid of my erection, even having had sex three times…and partially because I think there was some sort of other hidden ingredient, some sort of stimulant, which kept me up (not in a good way, either).

Final Notes

Ultimately, I’d love to give this product more stars, however, a couple critical elements keep me from reviewing it any stronger. Firstly, there is no manufacturer information, which is a huge red flag. Secondly, it is imported from Turkey, and with no manufacturer information or website, it means it probably illegally flooded the market.  Thirdly, the FDA announced they literally have secret ingredients, which makes me question its safety. No product which has secret ingredients can be good for you, ultimately. And finally, the erection it DID give me, did not go away for almost 24 hours and really scared the crap out of me.  I almost went to the hospital on the stuff, just to have my wanker drained. I cannot in good faith recommend this product to anyone. There are far better sex supplements that work for both men and women.

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Caballo Male Enhancement Review

Caballo

Does Caballo Male Enhancement Honey Actually Work?

Product: Caballo Male Enhancement Honey

Rating:

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: [only available at local headshops]

Cost: $7.99

General Information

I found this Caballo Male Enhancement honey at a local headshop.  The only words in English are “Male enhancement,” which makes me think it is specifically marketed to Americans.  The entire rest of the package is in Spanish, minus the word “Natural,” although I somehow doubt that.  There is a picture of a stallion, which is common for sex drugs, and insinuates that one will become “as hard as a horse.”  While a lot of the package is ominous to say the least, there is a note that it is a product of Turkey.  Products of Turkey in headshops (like Chinese made sex drugs) are known for including extra, unlisted ingredients. Unfortunately, these ingredients do not always mean well, as they have very harmful negative side effects. For this reason, it is harder to trust sex drugs coming from Turkey.

Administration

Administration

I believe the instructions read something to the effect of “consume 20-40 minutes before engaging in sexual activity,” which is exactly what I did.  The ingredients that I do see on the supplement facts panel, definitely do improve libido and sexual performance (in my opinion), however, I am wondering how much of the package is truthful, as the entire product scares me a bit (and that’s REALLY hard to do for Fat Sammy).  I took the entire packet 20 minutes before engaging in sexual activity on an empty stomach.

Effects / Experience

I did achieve an erection 20 minutes after consuming this honey, but it only lasted 10 minutes. I then felt a little sick, and struggled to find any kind of sex drive for quite some time.  I would say this product had the opposite effect as intended.

Final Notes

More Info

When it is all said and done, this was an extremely sketchy product.  This is especially true if you do not speak Spanish (like myself). I was told at the headshop this would enhance my sexual pleasure and my boner.  Again, Caballo did give me an erection, but it only lasted about 10 minutes before I was soft as a pillow and unable to get hard again for over 3 days.  Something about the ingredients in this honey made it nearly impossible to get turned on after it worked for those first 10 minutes.  I also felt the honey smelled a little funny, and it made me a bit nauseous. I would not recommend this product.

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Elevate Natural Hemp Beverage Delta 8 Review

Elevate

Delta 8 Sparkling Seltzer “Elevate” Experience

Product: Elevate Natural Hemp Beverage – Delta 8 Sparkling Seltzer (12 fl oz) – 12 pack

Rating:

Manufacturer: Elevate Beverage Company

Website: https://www.elevatebeveragecompany.com/shop

Cost: $40.00

General Information

Gen Info

I found this product online and decided to purchase a 12 pack.  I had never tried a liquid Delta 8 product that was already mixed, and decided that it might be worth it to give it a shot.  The can resembles a beer or soda can, states it is for 21 year olds plus, that you should not consume while pregnant, and that it may cause drowsiness or impairments.  The supplement facts panel states a serving size to be one can.  Supposedly, there are 0 calories in this drink, which is crazy, as it actually tastes pretty decent and the lime flavor is significant. The company did a great job of branding their image, as they have listed their social medias, and a qr code on the actual can.  I like that they clearly state their company name.  The Delta-8 seltzer is “100% hemp derived” and in compliance with the 2018 farm bill.

Administration

I chose to consume this product while eating some pizza last Saturday night.  I had 6 cans to myself over the course of two hours, with the first 4 cans being within the first hour.

Effects / Experience

Unfortunately, I did not experience any of the “Delta 8 effects” that one is supposed to feel from consuming this beverage.  The lime flavor was nice, and it settled my stomach a bit, much like ginger ale might, but there was no “legal high” and there was no sedation or euphoria of any kind. This is nothing like actual weed, and I was pretty much let down. It especially sucked paying 40.00 for 12 cans. Drinking 6 of them within 2 hours did nothing.

Final Notes

Extra Info

All-in-all, this was a fairly good tasting drink, which is really why it got more than 1 stars.  Effects wise, this was bunk. I did not feel anything or experience anything, which seems to be normal for Delta 8 products. I truly believe Delta 8 products are a scam, although, I cannot give a good tasting beverage only 1 star, albeit, it was extremely expensive for a 12 pack.  Regardless, I cannot recommend this Delta 8 seltzer to anyone, given it did not achieve any of the desired effects. I hope this company will make other things in the future, as I did find the company professional, as well as their product packaging.

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WAP Honey Female Sex Supplement Review

WAP

WAP Honey Female Sex Enhancer Experience

Product: WAP Honey Female Sex Enhancer

Rating:

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: https://www.gearisle.com/wap-15g-honey-female-sensual-enhancement-sachet

Cost: $9.99

General Information

General Info

My girlfriend and I purchased a few of these WAP Honey Female Sex Enhancer supplements from a local smoke shop. The packaging is clever and caught her attention. She loves products that enhance her sexual experience and desire (and so do I, obviously).  One huge negative about this product is it lacks manufacturer details. I hate products which hide the manufacturer details as it oftentimes means it’s a Chinese product which has made its way into the USA in bulk. Ironically, this product literally states it’s made in the USA.  Something tells me that’s a lie. Still, we gave it a shot and kept expectations high.  The package states it increases libido, sexual desire, natural lubrication, and sensation. And I quote “You’ll be hungrier for sex than you’ve ever been before!”

Administration

Fortunately, this product had a supplement facts panel, stating the serving size to be one packet (the entire packet basically).  The ingredients include honey, kacip Fatimah, caviar powder, cinnamon powder, and probably the number one contributing herb, Tongkat ali root (known to enhance libido).  She took the entire packet on an empty stomach around noon and we set off to play 20 minutes later.

Effects / Experience

While the experience with my girlfriend was pretty rockin’, it almost always is.  Unfortunately, she did not report any significant changes in her libido, natural lubrication, sensation, or sexual desire though.  Instead, she said it merely tasted good.

Final Notes

The reason this product does not receive more stars is because of the lack of manufacturer information, and the fact it did not provide any significant advantage or bolstering to our sex life.  Normally, I would give a product like this one star, however, it did not cause any negative side effects, which is more than I can say for many other products like this (especially the products for men).  There are many better options for increasing female sexual libido, some of which I have already posted about. Pirate Blast, for example, works for both men and women and promotes all of these things, but it actually works.  In the end, I can only give WAP Honey a two star Fat Sammy rating.

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Hell Ya Apple Drink Delta 8 Review

Apple Drink

Apple Drink (Hell Ya) Blaze Inc Experience

Product: Apple Drink Hell Ya! Delta 8 (150 mg)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Blaze Inc

Website: https://delta8depot.com/product/hell-ya-delta-8-drink-mix/

Cost: $14.99

General Information

I bought this Delta 8 hemp drink mix from a local headshop. It caught my eye mostly due to the awesome packaging.  The waxy “drip”-looking cap appears to be melting over the tube.  The front label clearly states it is a farm bill act product, meaning, they are taking advantage of the fact that Delta 8 THC is legal to grow, sell, and consume.  The flavor is apple.  I had not heard of the company (Blaze Inc) before, and this is my first time seeing them or reviewing them.  They are based out of Los Angeles California.  I have not had much luck with Delta 8 products and consider them mostly a scam, but I decided to give this a shot, as I had not tried a Delta 8 drink before.

Administration

Administration

The bottle instructs pouring the contents of the container into 16 ounces of water and stirring.  It claims that effects will be felt within 20 minutes.  The nutrition facts suggest it also contains vitamin c and 60 calories, which come in the form of sugar and fructose mainly.  It also contains citric acid, which is likely for flavor alone. I consumed the entire glass of mixed hemp drink within 1 minute after only consuming two pieces of buttered toast a couple hours prior.

Effects / Experience

This is the first delta 8 product where I can say I actually felt something. After about 15-20 minutes, I began to feel a SLIGHT sedation.  Not much, just barely enough for me to recognize something was different. This effect lasted about 10-15 minutes, and then it quickly dissipated and I began to build up a lot of gas.  I continued my day farting along for hours, and I can only attribute this flatulence to the hemp drink.

Final Notes

Nutrition

While this drink did provide some light effects for a very brief time, it was not worth the uncomfortable gas, or the money.  I can say the packaging is brilliant, the company looks professional, although I cannot find their actual website. They seem to only sell their products in bulk to headshops.  And while I can confidently say this product is not worth trying, I can also say that it is the only Delta 8 product I have ever really felt any effects from.  Is Delta 8 real? Is it worth it? My answer would be no so far, however, maybe in time, a company might be able to tweak the hemp a bit more to produce a product of reasonable value. That said, The “Hell Ya” Apple Drink is NOT that product and only receives a 2 star Fat Sammy rating.

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Natures Best Red Vein Maeng Da Kratom Caps Review

Nature's Best

Nature’s Best Maeng Da Kratom Pills Review

Product: Red Vein Maeng Da (35 capsules)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Nature’s Best

Website: https://kratomconnect.com/buy/natures-best-kratom-maeng-da-capsules/

Cost: $16.99

General Information

Gen Info

I have heard of Nature’s Best before, I may have even reviewed them in the past. I cannot remember, as it did not make a remarkable impression on me. Still, this was a reasonable price for 35 caps of maeng da kratom, despite the fact it was only red vein (which is notoriously weaker than white vein maeng da).  The container is glass and feels high quality. The label is easy to read and professional. The warnings on the label are normal and reasonable for kratom. That said, I decided to give it a whirl.

Administration

There are no usage instructions on the label. I decided to take 6 caps to start after eating a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s (one of my favorite meals). I also had some fries, as well as a coke too. I then took 4 more caps about an hour later, and then 2 hours in, 4 more caps, for a total of 14 caps within 2 hours.

Effects / Experience

FDA

I did feel the kratom kick in around the 1.5 hour mark. It was a normal, itchy experience.  The effects lasted about 20 minutes or so, with me feeling a bit more talkative and somewhat relaxed.  However, ultimately, the experience died out after that, hence taking the extra 4 caps at the end.  This did revive the experience for 10-15 minutes longer.  Honestly, however, this was nothing special and I have tried many other strains and brands of kratom with far better effects.

Final Notes

I was a bit disappointed with this one, hence the 2 star Fat Sammy rating. This is because I had to take literally almost half the container in order to feel anything significant, and what I did feel lasted so short of a time period it makes me a bit sick to think about it.  I cannot say anything significantly good about this brand or product, although, I can say it didn’t actually make me ill or give me any undesirable side effects. Still, who pays 16.99 for simply “no side effects”? Obviously, I did.  But that was also obviously a mistake. I will not purchase again and cannot recommend this kratom product. Simply put: it wasn’t worth the money or the experience.  There are far better kratom products out there, some of which I have reviewed and can be found on my other blog pages.

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CK Kratom Extract Liquid Shot Review

CK

CK Kratom Full Spectrum Extract Experience

Product: CK Kratom Extract (Full Spectrum – 10 ml)

Rating:

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: [local headshop only]

Cost: $12.99

General Information

I picked this product up from a local headshop. It was reasonably priced, so I figured I didn’t have much to lose. The label lacks a lot of information, and what is on the label is extremely tiny and hard to read. On top of that, there is absolutely no manufacturer information or details on the label. I have no idea who made it, where to find any information about them online, or even if they are still in business.  I do know that the supplement facts panel states there are 10 ml of kratom extract equivalent to 4 grams of leaf, making this a 4:1 kratom extract.  There is a picture of a couple of limes on the front, and the letters “ck” in cursive.  Ultimately, I did not have high hopes for this extract.

Administration

The label states that 1 serving size is equivalent to 10 ml, or an entire bottle. I took the entire bottle on an empty stomach, early in the morning.

Effects / Experience

Unfortunately, I felt nothing from this kratom shot. I did not experience anything besides a very tiny jitter, for maybe 5 minutes. I can say this is hands down one of the worst kratom extracts I have ever tried.

Final Notes

In the end, I can only give this product one star. This is because it did hardly anything for me. On top of having almost no effects, it also had no manufacturer information…which is extremely shady.  The company that produces it is not even willing to put their name or details on the bottle.  While the supplement facts panel suggests there is one serving per bottle, without feeling anything, I can only imagine it is extremely weak kratom extract. I cannot in any good conscious suggest this product to anyone.  This product is bunk, weak, and unprofessional.

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Pirate Blast Libido and Legal Sex Pill review

Pirate Blast

Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Libido and Stamina Review

Does Pirate Blast Work for Libido and Sex?

Product: Pirate Blast (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Blast-c22946864

Price: $59.99 (although they almost always have a coupon available on their site)

Fat Sammy Rating:

General Information

I should start by saying I have reviewed several Pirate Botanicals products throughout the years and they remain one of my “go to” companies for legal highs and legal sex pills.  They sell a few different products and I have enjoyed them all. It’s been a while since I have reviewed Pirate Blast though, and I felt it deserved a fresh experience.  That said, I picked up a couple of bottles of Pirate Blast a couple weeks ago and this experience started this last weekend.  The label is newer than I remember, nicer, although the pills still remain red in color.  They have upgraded the amount you get per bottle from 30 to 60 pills. One of the things I like right out the gate, is that this product relies on strong, natural extracts, with no weird chemicals that create any kind of concern.

Administration Details

Administration

Since Pirate Blast is supposed to work for both men and women, I decided to try this with my girlfriend, and suggest she partake.  On Friday night, my girlfriend took one pill, while I took two pills to start.  Later that night, we each took one more pill. Saturday, we doubled up, with her taking two pills to start, and me taking four pills right away.  Both times, we were on a mildly empty stomach, only consuming a glass of water each with our pills.

Effects

FDA

Pirate Blast kicks in pretty fast.  The effects for both of us started about 20-30 minutes after taking the first pills, feeling extremely horny.  We both could admit we had never wanted to engage in intimacy more in the past.  The actual intimacy itself started right then, and lasted over an hour the first time, and with the second pill, at least another hour.  Saturday’s experience was even greater, with us both having the most…explosive…orgasm we have ever experienced.  Her orgasm lasted about a minute, which is a long time for most females, and her longest time ever.  My first orgasm felt doubled. It was easier to get an erection for me, and I stayed harder a lot longer.  I “finished” 3 times the first night, and 3 times the second night.  It’s rare for me to be able to continue after I finish the first time, so this is an additional benefit!

Unlike many other sex stimulants or sex pills, there were no negative side effects from taking Pirate Blast, even when I took 4 pills at a time.  This is rare, as usually there is some sort of headache or undesirable aftereffects.

Final Words from Fat Sam

Altogether, this remains one of the best legal sex stimulants on the market. It’s an amazing libido booster, an awesome sex pill, and gives one of the greatest stamina boosts I have ever felt.  As a male, I experienced erection easier, and my girlfriend experienced a far better orgasm than she has ever had.  It was well worth the money and this company continues to impress me, which I’ll admit, is rare.  Pirate Botanicals makes a few other products I have enjoyed, but this is the best legal sex supplement I have ever had.  The best part: it comes in 60 caps now (instead of 30), so I get twice as much. And although the dietary supplements panel suggests 2 pills per serving, I still only really need one to feel the effects.  I definitely get a better boost from using 2 or more, but one seems to do the trick for my girlfriend for sure. Anyway, 5 stars guys, keep up the good work!