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Dazed8 Purple Dragon HHC Vape Pod Review

Purple Dragon

Dazed 8 Purple Dragon Hemp Vape Cartridge Experience

Product: Purple Dragon HHC “Premium Indica” Vape Pod (1 mL)

Manufacturer: Dazed 8 (JN Solutions, Nashville, TN)

Manufacturer’s Website: https://dazed8.com

Price: $21.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

Dazed 8

I have tried several Dazed 8 products over the course of the last couple of weeks.  I found them at a local headshop of mine.  Unfortunately, I have not been impressed, so my expectations were extremely low going into this particular product. Especially after having tried another vape pod from the company recently and being disappointed.  This specific product was called “Purple Dragon” and focuses on the HHC variation of extract from the hemp plant.  While they have pretty neat packaging, and it looks fun and attractive…the efficacy of the product is really what we all care about the most.

Product Administration

The package has the normal disclaimers on the back, but no real instructions for use. I decided to give this pod the same consideration I did the other one, and vaped on it for about 45 minutes or so, pretty consistently.

Product Effects

Administration

This product did absolutely nothing for me. What is worse, is it gave me a slight headache and it tasted pretty awful. I could not get the smell out of the room for a good hour afterwards, and felt like I was tasting this nasty flavor for a good thirty minutes after I was finished. I did not notice a single favorable effect from using this product.

Final Words

With absolutely no redeemable effects from this product, I cannot recommend this vape pod to anyone. I also have not had the opportunity to try an effective Dazed8 product, so I would not be able to recommend their company either. This is a shame, as their designs are pretty neat, and their company looks very professional. I honestly wanted to like this company. If they came out with a product that actually provided some sort of effect or benefit, I’d be quick to get behind them, but presently, this is not the case.  Currently, this product, like many other dazed 8 products, receives a low rating (in this case, a 1 Star Fat Sammy Rating).

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Fuego Delta 9 Gummies Review

Fuego Gummies

Do Fuego Delta 9 Gummies Actually Work?

Product: Delta 9 Gummies (10 gummies – 12 mg/each)

Manufacturer: Fuego

Manufacturer’s Website: Only Available in Headshops

Price: $29.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

Fuego Delta 9

I purchased these “Fuego” Delta 9 gummies from a local headshop recently. I did not expect much, as I have never really had any effects from any CBD, Delta8, or Delta9 products, but I still decided to give this a shot…as I do with all new products. After all, you never know when you may find a winner. That said, They were colorful in the see-through container. The container itself was cheap feeling, but still did the job and easily reseals. The label, again, cheap feeling, even having the slogan “This Sh*t is Fire” on the front.

Product Administration

The instructions on the label suggest consuming half a gummy to start, waiting an hour, then increasing the dosage as needed. It also suggests not driving or operating heavy machinery after consuming the gummies.  I decided, considering I had never had any Delta 9 success stories yet, to consume all 10 gummies in one go, all at once, on an empty stomach.

Product Effects

Administration

Absolutely no effects, besides a slightly upset stomach. I did enjoy the taste, even though the small hint of cannabis taste is a turn off when comparing these gummies to virtually any legit candy. But seriously, in the sense of CBD or Delta laced candies, these tasted pretty good.

Final Words

Despite the fact the gummies tasted better than other delta and cbd gummies…it still was not worth thirty bucks…or an upset stomach. If I could redo this experience, I would have never purchased them. They aren’t worth it, and in my opinion, weren’t even worth reviewing. I feel kind of bad saying that, but I cannot even track down the company’s website…making it seem like a pump and dump scheme only targeting headshops. I can only give this product a 1 star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Northern Lights Dazed8 Dabs Review

Northern Lights

Dazed8 Northern Lights Diamonds Dab THC Experience

Product: Northern Lights Diamonds Delta 8 THC (3000mg)

Manufacturer: Daze8

Manufacturer’s Website: https://www.dazed8.com/

Price: $44.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

Dazed8

I have tried one other Dazed8 product so far, dabs as well. It did not perform very well. With that said, I had low expectations for this product, although, it is 3000 mg and appears to be marketed as a stronger dabs product. The packaging is professional and the labeling is good.  The container is nice and easy to reseal.  I have tried a few wax delta 8 dabs but been largely dissatisfied in general. So I’m not saying this company cannot produce something that works, but ultimately, I have found Delta 8 to be a scam.

Product Administration

I assumed dabbing a few times would be appropriate, considering it’s hard to offer administration or supplement facts usage advice for this type of product. I decided to dab 6 times in the course of about 40 minutes.

Product Effects

Price

I did not feel anything from this product. It also, unfortunately, left a poor aftertaste in my mouth. It was also kind of difficult to inhale, being much thicker (probably because it’s supposed to be stronger, so it burns harsher).

Final Words

I cannot recommend Northern Lights Diamonds. I felt the product was a rip off, especially for the money.  I did not enjoy anything about it, not even the scent or taste.  The company themselves seem reputable and trustworthy, so it’s really nothing against them. I just do not think Delta 8 products work at all. It would be my advice for them to sell stuff that actually works, and then I could support them…as otherwise, their operation is pretty sound.  Still, this product earns a 1 star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Moon Walker Delta 8 Disposable Vape Pen Review

Moon Wlkr D8

Does Moon Wlker Delta8 Disposable Vape Pen Work?

Product: Delta 8 Disposable Vape Pen “Prometheus Strawnana” 800 mg

Manufacturer: Moon Wlker

Manufacturer’s Website: https://moonwlka.com

Price: $29.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

Administration

I recently stumbled across one of the latest fads: disposable delta 8 vape pens. Prometheus “strawnana” (presumably due to the strawberry-banana flavor/scent) was one of the first I’ve ever tried. I have never heard of Moon Wlker before today, nor have I tried any of their products.  Without ever having had any positive effects from any delta 8 products before, my hopes were not high for this product either going into it. Still, I tried to give it an unbiased opportunity to impress me.  The package itself is fairly standard. Enough information about the product, ingredients, and device instructions is clearly labeled on the back, along with a QR code to their website.

Product Administration

Each pen contains 800 mg of Delta 8 infused terpenes. The “suggested serving size” is one, three second draw. Supposedly 300 draws are contained within the device.  I vaped on this, drawing on and off for about half an hour.

Product Effects

As usual with Delta 8 products, this vape pen seems bunk to me. I did not experience any positive effects. The taste and scent were nice, which is one of the only redeemable qualities.

Final Words

Moon Wlkr

Even with a sweet smell and taste, this vape is far overpriced and far overrated. I do not believe it would work for anyone…and if you only want a strawberry banana taste and smell around you, then there are far cheaper vape options out there (traditional vaping).  While the packaging is professional, and they are doing a great job of representing their brand in general…my first experience with one of their products was very poor and I found it ultimately undesirable.  I would not recommend this product, as it did nothing for me. I thus have given it a 1 star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Baked Brownzzz (HB) Review

1/2 baked brownzzz

Does Brownzzz Kava Kava Extract Brownie Work?

Product: ½ Baked Brownie by HB Brownzzz

Manufacturer: Brownzzz (Katalyst Beverage Corp, Pleasantville, NY)

Manufacturer’s Website: http://brownzzz.com

Price: $4.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

Administration

This brownie was marketed at the checkout line at a local headshop of mine. My girlfriend and I decided to pick a couple up to try them out.  The price was not too expensive, and the packaging boasts effects such as “relax” and “unwind.”  We figured this would be a nice way to end an evening at one of our parent’s house. The clerk did warn us that they did not taste very good, and that they were marginally effective, but we decided to give them a shot anyway.

Product Administration

We each ate one with a glass of milk, all within 10 minutes each. We found them almost a bit stale, and that would make sense, given the fact the manufacturer’s website does not even work at this point. They probably are struggling to unload their stock…something I see fairly often with less desirable products.

Product Effects

Brownzzz

These brownies did nothing except make us run to the bathroom. They were disgusting in taste and left a horrible after-taste which corroded our mouths for hours.  Even brushing couldn’t get the remnants of taste out.  Ultimately, we each went to the toilet probably about 4-5 times throughout a 1-2 hour period about an hour after ingesting these…with absolutely no “chill” effects, unless you can call “chilling out on the toilet” as a positive thing.

Final Words

I cannot in good conscious recommend these brownies to anyone. They were disgusting, hard to eat, left a bad aftertaste, and gave us tremendous diarrhea for multiple hours.  This was not a fun experience, and I saw no positive benefit.  I found this brand a little unprofessional in general, cannot put my finger on it exactly. Maybe it’s the fact it’s only relying on kava kava for effects, maybe it’s the fact their website is down…or maybe it’s that I cannot figure out what “HB” means. Anyway, this product earns a firm 1 Fat Sammy Rating.

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Secret Miracle Honey VIP Review

Secret Miracle Honey

Does Secret Miracle Honey Work?

Product: Secret Miracle Honey VIP

Rating:

Manufacturer: Unknown

Website: [only available in some headshops]

Cost: $6.99

General Information

I found Secret Miracle Honey VIP in a local headshop. It was very cheaply priced, so I figured I would give it a go and see how it affected my bedroom performance. The headshop clerk claimed it would help me achieve erection faster, and keep me harder longer.  While the package suggests it is excellent for men, and provides a better lifestyle, I was still skeptical.  The package also says “special formula with herbs,” which is rather ambiguous to say the least.  The honey itself smelled and looked pretty normal, and I did not think anything weird about its texture, look, or smell.

Administration

There does seem to be a supplement facts panel, however, I can barely read it, as the label is printed so tiny on the package, one would need a microscope to see all the details. I did make out that it suggested one packet as one serving, so I consumed the entire packet after eating two lunchables and having a glass of milk.  I then proceeded to engage in intercourse three times afterwards, within a few hours.

Effects / Experience

I did achieve a hard on roughly 20 minutes after consuming this packet of honey. The erection lasted nearly 24 hours, which was a bit scary. I think I had numerous panic attacks throughout this period. It was also very hard to sleep. Partly because I could not get rid of my erection, even having had sex three times…and partially because I think there was some sort of other hidden ingredient, some sort of stimulant, which kept me up (not in a good way, either).

Final Notes

Ultimately, I’d love to give this product more stars, however, a couple critical elements keep me from reviewing it any stronger. Firstly, there is no manufacturer information, which is a huge red flag. Secondly, it is imported from Turkey, and with no manufacturer information or website, it means it probably illegally flooded the market.  Thirdly, the FDA announced they literally have secret ingredients, which makes me question its safety. No product which has secret ingredients can be good for you, ultimately. And finally, the erection it DID give me, did not go away for almost 24 hours and really scared the crap out of me.  I almost went to the hospital on the stuff, just to have my wanker drained. I cannot in good faith recommend this product to anyone. There are far better sex supplements that work for both men and women.

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Caballo Male Enhancement Review

Caballo

Does Caballo Male Enhancement Honey Actually Work?

Product: Caballo Male Enhancement Honey

Rating:

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: [only available at local headshops]

Cost: $7.99

General Information

I found this Caballo Male Enhancement honey at a local headshop.  The only words in English are “Male enhancement,” which makes me think it is specifically marketed to Americans.  The entire rest of the package is in Spanish, minus the word “Natural,” although I somehow doubt that.  There is a picture of a stallion, which is common for sex drugs, and insinuates that one will become “as hard as a horse.”  While a lot of the package is ominous to say the least, there is a note that it is a product of Turkey.  Products of Turkey in headshops (like Chinese made sex drugs) are known for including extra, unlisted ingredients. Unfortunately, these ingredients do not always mean well, as they have very harmful negative side effects. For this reason, it is harder to trust sex drugs coming from Turkey.

Administration

Administration

I believe the instructions read something to the effect of “consume 20-40 minutes before engaging in sexual activity,” which is exactly what I did.  The ingredients that I do see on the supplement facts panel, definitely do improve libido and sexual performance (in my opinion), however, I am wondering how much of the package is truthful, as the entire product scares me a bit (and that’s REALLY hard to do for Fat Sammy).  I took the entire packet 20 minutes before engaging in sexual activity on an empty stomach.

Effects / Experience

I did achieve an erection 20 minutes after consuming this honey, but it only lasted 10 minutes. I then felt a little sick, and struggled to find any kind of sex drive for quite some time.  I would say this product had the opposite effect as intended.

Final Notes

More Info

When it is all said and done, this was an extremely sketchy product.  This is especially true if you do not speak Spanish (like myself). I was told at the headshop this would enhance my sexual pleasure and my boner.  Again, Caballo did give me an erection, but it only lasted about 10 minutes before I was soft as a pillow and unable to get hard again for over 3 days.  Something about the ingredients in this honey made it nearly impossible to get turned on after it worked for those first 10 minutes.  I also felt the honey smelled a little funny, and it made me a bit nauseous. I would not recommend this product.

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CK Kratom Extract Liquid Shot Review

CK

CK Kratom Full Spectrum Extract Experience

Product: CK Kratom Extract (Full Spectrum – 10 ml)

Rating:

Manufacturer: UNKNOWN

Website: [local headshop only]

Cost: $12.99

General Information

I picked this product up from a local headshop. It was reasonably priced, so I figured I didn’t have much to lose. The label lacks a lot of information, and what is on the label is extremely tiny and hard to read. On top of that, there is absolutely no manufacturer information or details on the label. I have no idea who made it, where to find any information about them online, or even if they are still in business.  I do know that the supplement facts panel states there are 10 ml of kratom extract equivalent to 4 grams of leaf, making this a 4:1 kratom extract.  There is a picture of a couple of limes on the front, and the letters “ck” in cursive.  Ultimately, I did not have high hopes for this extract.

Administration

The label states that 1 serving size is equivalent to 10 ml, or an entire bottle. I took the entire bottle on an empty stomach, early in the morning.

Effects / Experience

Unfortunately, I felt nothing from this kratom shot. I did not experience anything besides a very tiny jitter, for maybe 5 minutes. I can say this is hands down one of the worst kratom extracts I have ever tried.

Final Notes

In the end, I can only give this product one star. This is because it did hardly anything for me. On top of having almost no effects, it also had no manufacturer information…which is extremely shady.  The company that produces it is not even willing to put their name or details on the bottle.  While the supplement facts panel suggests there is one serving per bottle, without feeling anything, I can only imagine it is extremely weak kratom extract. I cannot in any good conscious suggest this product to anyone.  This product is bunk, weak, and unprofessional.

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Red Dawn Extra Energy and Mood Shot Review

Red Dawn

Is Red Dawn Energy Shot Any Good?

Product: Red Dawn “Extra Energy” “Extra Mood” (2 fl oz)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Red Dawn Energy

Website: https://www.reddawnenergy.com/

Cost: $14.99

General Information

I have reviewed many Red Dawn Energy products throughout the years. They are a longstanding company with a large, constantly cycling product line.  Many of their products are either bunk or create sick-like feelings that cannot be understated. However, I still always give them a shot, and once in a while they surprise me. This product is particularly scary, coming in a cheap plastic container, see-through, with a dark, ominous liquid on the other side.  Usually, I would assume this is a liquid lean-like product, however, this was not.  This is a caffeine, GABA, phenylbutanoic acid, and 5-htp combination.  Nothing wrong with these ingredients separately, or even in small combinations, however, together, they could be catastrophic.

Administration

The bottle states to consume only half an ounce each time, claiming 4 servings per container.  Ironically, I decided to take this warning seriously this time, and I only consumed one quarter of the bottle (on an empty stomach).  There are some standard warnings on the bottle, including not to consume more than one serving at a time, not to use if you are underage, pregnant, or nursing, and to consult a physician before use.   Then there is about a paragraph about why this is scary to take, if you have any weird side effects to discontinue use, to avoid using if you have any medical conditions, not to use the product if you are more than 15 pounds overweight, not to use if you are sensitive to caffeine, and a slew of other warnings. In fact, I have never seen a product with more warnings. On top of it all, in huge caps, this product states “DO NOT TAKE THE ENTIRE BOTTLE!”  That’s a huge red flag for me, as most people are going to take the entire bottle.

Effects / Experience

After about 20 minutes, I knew I made a grave mistake. This product made me violently ill. I started throwing up everywhere. I couldn’t even make it to a bathroom a couple times, granted I was outdoors traveling with friends at the time on a tourist thing.  Someone else had to drive my car home.  I felt sick for about 12 hours, and even then, didn’t feel right for about a day.  The product also tasted like crap.  So much for that “fruit punch” flavor!

Final Notes

I cannot in good conscious recommend this product to anyone. This was one of the worst products I have ever tried. It was disgusting tasting, it was horrible on my stomach, and it made me violently ill for about a day.  I only took 1 quarter of a bottle, and it ruined my entire weekend.  The price is also expensive, and the bottle is cheap.   The seal is unprofessional, and the liquid was bleeding through the seal, leaking on me the second I cracked the cap.  I will never try this product again and it makes me rethink ever trusting Red Dawn Energy again.

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Exhale Hemp Delta 9 Gummies Review

Do Exhale Delta 9 Gummies Work?

Product: Delta 9 Gummies (30 gummies, 7.5 mg per gummy, 1.0 mg CBC, CBG, CBN per gummy)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Exhale Premium Hemp Products

Website: https://www.exhalewell.com/delta-9-gummies/Cost: $69.95

General Information

I have not reviewed many Delta 9 products yet, and thought this would be a fun one to try.  I had my hopes set high, as I always do with the Delta products, as the headshop clerk always sells me on it hard.  He said this would be exactly like eating a weed brownie.  He told me to take 4 gummies at once, instead of the recommended 1 gummy.  He also said that effects would last hours. Exhale’s label is rather nice, and the bottle is average quality.  My top was a little warped, making it harder to get on and off. The label suggests the product includes “full spectrum hemp.”  I’ll be honest here and say that given I have had poor luck with prior Delta products, I was excited to see “sugar” as an ingredient, since I’m well acquainted with that one and know it works well for me!

Administration

I followed the advice of the head shop salesclerk and consumed 4 gummies all at once, within 10 minutes on an empty stomach. I then consumed 6 more gummies within an hour, and finally, consumed the entire bottle over the course of 3-4 hours, just to be sure.

Effects / Experience

Unfortunately, like most delta products, I have noticed no effects of any kind.  This is a disappointment considering how expensive this product was.  Some people say that “delta only works for some people” but I argue that “only some people are susceptible to the placebo effect.”  The only positive thing I can say is that it did not give me an upset stomach like some other gummies, even though I consumed the entire bottle within a few hours!

Final Notes

If you are looking for a legal high, or a marijuana substitute, this is definitely not the right product for the job. There are far better things out there than CBD and “delta 8” or “delta 9.”  The gummies taste fairly good, considering they still have a hint of a weed taste.  I’m guessing that weed taste is what keeps people thinking this stuff actually works. I have yet to find a single Delta product of any kind (smokeable, edible, or oil) which does anything for me.  I believe it is a total scam.  Exhale makes a nice product, in terms of presentation, however, their gummies do not have any effects whatsoever. I was not more relaxed, I did not “get high” and I definitely did not feel any happier.  It had no effect on my mood and I would not buy it again. I strongly discourage this product, as I believe it is worthless.