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Does Brownzzz Kava Kava Extract Brownie Work?
Product: ½ Baked Brownie by HB Brownzzz
Manufacturer: Brownzzz (Katalyst Beverage Corp, Pleasantville, NY)
Manufacturer’s Website: http://brownzzz.com
Price: $4.99
Fat Sammy Rating:
Product Information
This brownie was marketed at the checkout line at a local headshop of mine. My girlfriend and I decided to pick a couple up to try them out. The price was not too expensive, and the packaging boasts effects such as “relax” and “unwind.” We figured this would be a nice way to end an evening at one of our parent’s house. The clerk did warn us that they did not taste very good, and that they were marginally effective, but we decided to give them a shot anyway.
Product Administration
We each ate one with a glass of milk, all within 10 minutes each. We found them almost a bit stale, and that would make sense, given the fact the manufacturer’s website does not even work at this point. They probably are struggling to unload their stock…something I see fairly often with less desirable products.
Product Effects
These brownies did nothing except make us run to the bathroom. They were disgusting in taste and left a horrible after-taste which corroded our mouths for hours. Even brushing couldn’t get the remnants of taste out. Ultimately, we each went to the toilet probably about 4-5 times throughout a 1-2 hour period about an hour after ingesting these…with absolutely no “chill” effects, unless you can call “chilling out on the toilet” as a positive thing.
Final Words
I cannot in good conscious recommend these brownies to anyone. They were disgusting, hard to eat, left a bad aftertaste, and gave us tremendous diarrhea for multiple hours. This was not a fun experience, and I saw no positive benefit. I found this brand a little unprofessional in general, cannot put my finger on it exactly. Maybe it’s the fact it’s only relying on kava kava for effects, maybe it’s the fact their website is down…or maybe it’s that I cannot figure out what “HB” means. Anyway, this product earns a firm 1 Fat Sammy Rating.