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Pirate Botanicals Piratall Review (Legal Adderall Alternative)

Product: Piratall Smart Drug

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Piratall is supposed to be a smart drug and a nootropic. The bottle is cool, feels and looks like I’m holding real pirate booty. It showed up in a professional package with black bubble wrap. The instructions are simple enough, 2 capsules is a dose. The pills are blue, like the label. Bottle was sealed and obviously makes resealing easier too. The idea here is to take 2 every day to improve cognitive function, reflexes, memory, and for energy.

Piratall is basically a legal stimulant and uses Huperzine a and other nootropics as the active ingredients. I read that some people used it only when they needed a boost (kind of like adderall itself), and that’s what originally attracted me to Piratall…for a high that would be a lot like the Limitless movie pill “NZT.” After I realized it could provide actual long-term benefits as well, I decided to go all the way and try the 30 day supply that comes in the bottle, as directed. To be clear, I have 2 bottles total, one which I have completed a full 30 days on correctly, and one which I use “as needed” (obviously I tried this first).

Product Administration

The first time I took Piratall, I took 2 capsules as indicated on the bottle. I waited 2 hours, and then ended up taking 2 more. I did take 2 more a few hours after that as well. This “experiment” was to test Piratall’s short-term effects. I did have a light meal before this experience, chicken and waffles.

The second time I tried Piratall for the long-term benefits and used it as directed, taking 2 pills a day for 30 days. I would always take the pills together after breakfast (which for me is at 6 PM each day), just in case that makes a difference.

Product Effects

The “short term experimental” Piratall experience went great! I took the two capsules and in about 45 minutes I began to feel like a LIGHT SWITCH KICKED ON! I felt TRULY AWAKE, both in a literal sense and also in a spiritual sense. I felt like need to be productive and compared the feeling a lot to the way Bradley Cooper decides to clean his entire house, of which I did just purely out of homage to the scene in the movie. I swear it feels like it took me about 10 minutes to thoroughly clean my entire house. Feeling wired and pretty excited for the future, I decided after finishing a model I had to build for work that I wanted to stay “on” just like this for a while longer…so I took 2 more pills.

The second set of pills kicked on much faster, probably because my meal had long digested and my stomach acid was able to attack the capsules faster. I felt a stronger kick this time, maybe because I already had some in my system (combined with the empty stomach). I was able to ride out an entire project 2 weeks ahead of schedule. I took 2 more pills about 3.5 hours later and used the euphoria to play some video games. I could have worked as long as I wanted, however, we only have a number of projects that get released ahead of time, so I am required to wait. I kept going mostly for the Euphoria. I did have a light headache the next day for about an hour after waking up, other than that no side effects. I think the headache is because 6 pills was too much in that short time. 4 pills would have been a superb experience, but that’s trial and error for you!

My second Piratall “experience” was a long-term experiment. I wanted to see if my cognitive functions actually improved like the company claimed they would on their product. I am a student, a hard working engineer, and I am always coming up with a ton of personal projects for myself, so I figured I could easily tell if Piratall made me more productive or not. Obviously after the 2 pills would kick in each day, I did get a short term boost and some mood enhancement (seems lasts about 2-6 hours, depending upon how much you ate).

I absolutely can attest to stronger memory, better memory recall. And I can tell I am a better talker when it comes to presenting my models at work. I actually have to present models to the companies buying into the projects, it can be stressful and has a lot of personal emotion tied to it, because a lot of myself goes into the models. Piratall made me see the bigger picture. More companies bought into more models this last month than I have ever sold. That means more money in my pocket too. Piratall makes me think clearer than I have ever thought, so much so I didn’t want my 30 day experiment to end…however, I regularly do other legal drugs too and need to be able to independently test them, so I’ll have to stick to short term use for a while.

Final Thoughts

Piratall is a super effective legal stimulant. It feels a lot like adderall when used “as needed.” I would compare it to a 20 mg adderall pressed pill type of high. I like that the bottle is resealable. I like how quickly the pills kick in and I like how long they last. I think I would not exceed 4 pills in a 24 hour period, as that seems to be the sweet spot. As far as long-term benefits go, Piratall works better than any smart drug I have tried before. I have never had noticeable benefits from a smart drug and have been able to say I feel it made me more money. I can recommend Piratall with confidence.

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Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Legal Sex Supplement Review

Product: Pirate Blast Sex and Mood Enhancer

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $64.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Pirate blast came in a professional package with black bubble wrap protecting the bottle. Both the label and bottle are high quality and the pills are red. The instructions say to take 1 capsule. It relies on a number of energizing nootropics and aphrodisiac extracts for its effects. Pirate Blast is supposed to be one of the best drugs for sex. It is supposed to be an aphrodisiac for men and women alike, helping increase testosterone, sex drive, and enhance sex altogether. I read somewhere that it is supposed to also help with erectile dysfunction (not an issue for me in particular). The energy is supposed to help “last longer.”

Product Administration

I first took 1 pill as instructed on the bottle. I then took another pill almost 3 hours later. I had invited an old girlfriend over and we hung out downstairs on the couch…and later on up in the bedroom. We did have sex while using Pirate Blast (both of us used it). I think it is important to drink water with any capsules and we each also consumed a giant glass of water. I consumed another glass of water when I took my second dose, hours later.

Product Effects

About 15 minutes after we each took our first capsule the energy began to onset. Around 30 minutes in, we had been sharing old memories and were in super cheerful moods. Both of us were feeling really positive. The euphoria also kicked in about this time, and so did the aphrodisiac effects. Both of us wanted to get closer, touch more, and truly experience one another.

I usually last about 15-20 minutes I would say, although it always feels a lot longer to me than it actually is, and with Pirate Blast I went a lot longer (probably about an hour almost). I also was ready for round two within a few minutes, which is rare for me. My ex girlfriend said it felt like she was in touch with every single nerve ending throughout the experience, and that she felt closer to me than ever before. I felt exactly the same way. This sort of “empathy towards other people” and closeness is very common with MDMA (ecstasy, molly, etc). I took another dose myself after the second time we were intimate, but she still felt the first dose just fine. The intimacy continued throughout the encounter, even the next day.

Final Thoughts

Pirate Blast was a great time. I think Pirate Blast is better with other people probably, as I really wanted to talk, touch, be close to, and have sex with someone. It is great that I had a willing female participant (both for the sex and to take the product with me). If I didn’t have the more intimate experience I did, I would have probably gone out that night.

The only reason I gave Pirate Blast 4 stars instead of 5 is because it’s obviously not going to be like ecstasy. Honestly, it is impossible to find an actual product that is legal and like actual ecstasy…but this product has come closer to any legal ecstasy I have experienced, and with no negative side effects. It absolutely made sex better. I recommend Pirate Blast to anyone who is looking for a party supplement (I imagine it would feel great in a club, as I had tremendous music appreciation and a closeness to others, and that is something I really enjoyed).

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Shayana Shop Trip-E Happy Caps Review

Product: Trip-E Happy Caps

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Shayana Shop

Website: https://www.shayanashop.com

Cost: $12.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The Trip-E Happy Caps by Shayana Shop come in an orange package that does not reseal. There are four caps inside. Trip-E is 100 percent Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose, at least, that’s the psychoactive substance (actually, it is psychedelic, technically) that is responsible for the effects. Shayana Shop advises that LSA, the active ingredient in the seeds, is a lot like LSD. They say it is supposed to be a little milder than actual LSD and suggest it is a good substitute for ephedra. The expected effects are listed as mood enhancing and uplifting, giddy and happy with laughter, and “pleasurable visual changes.”

Product Administration

Trip E Happy caps contains four capsules and advises taking one as a dose. I took 2 of them on a completely empty stomach. I have used actual Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose seeds before, by themselves (sublingual administration), so I felt a little more comfortable doubling my dose right away. Some people have problems with vasoconstrictors (Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose and all morning glory family seeds are vasoconstrictors) and should avoid this product and these seeds. I did take the other two capsules about 4 hours later.

Product Effects

About 30 minutes after I took the first two caps, I began to feel the onset of the high. I felt a strong body high, a good tingle and a feeling of relaxation. The original plan was to play a video game throughout the experience, however, I found myself preferring a movie instead. I watched a movie with a friend downstairs on the big couch, with the big screen, and appreciated the experience more than usual. I did not feel like talking much, but only because I wanted to take in the movie, which fully commanded my attention.

After the movie, I realized I was thoroughly enjoying the experience (although not having any visual changes). I decided to take the other two pills. After a little chat with my friend about life, and the world as a whole, we decided to watch another movie. I admit that I was a little “trance-like” throughout this second movie, not nearly keeping up with it as much as the first. My mind kept racing about my own short-term future (what I would be doing after the movie). These thoughts kept leading to intimacy.

I felt very strongly towards the end of the second movie like having sex and spent about 20 minutes trying to get an ex girlfriend to come over to hang out. I did have success, only by the time she got there, I was sleeping and she left without me realizing it. The dreams I had were really pleasant, really vivid, and quite lucid. Upon waking up the next day, I felt super refreshed, alive, and in complete control over my life. I also remembered my dreams with great detail the next day. I think taking all four pills was such a powerful sedative that it may have overridden the aphrodisiac effects I was experiencing.

Final Thoughts

Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose seeds can be fickle, as sometimes they can be totally bunk (not work at all), while other times their LSA (Lysergic Acid Amide) content can be really high. A lot of times it has to do with the source of the seeds. How the seeds are cultivated, taken care of, what soil was used, and a thousand other variables make a huge difference. Trip-E must get their seeds from a good source, as the pills work great and are much more comfortable than sublingual administration (or drinking a cold water extraction) of the seeds. Just like the actual seeds themselves though, as I wanted to increase the effects, I was able to take more capsules and have good control over my experience. I can comfortably recommend Trip-E Happy Caps from Shayana Shop, as a sort of mood-enhancing, pleasurable body high and for mental exploration.

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Shayana Shop Royal X Review

Product: Royal X Legal XTC (Herbal Ecstasy)

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Shayana Shop

Website: https://www.shayanashop.com

Cost: $12.49

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Royal X is the second of its product line, first being “Royal T” which I had tried long ago. My Royal T experience was too outdated to post, and I felt I owed this company a fresh review, so I tried Royal X. The instructions indicate shaking well being important, which means the solution is a mixture. Mixtures are always concerning to me, especially when it comes to things like ecstasy, because it means the administration can be uneven. Fortunately, this product requires drinking the entire contents, so that is less of a concern here.

The advertisement said it would last about 4 hours and that the effects are literally similar to “illegal xtc.” This herbal shooter has a cheap feeling label, and comes in a cheap feeling package, however, the bottle itself felt high quality and was kind of cool. I still have it and use it for other drugs (stripped the label of course). Royal X suggests eating one hour before consuming the contents of the bottle. It is also suggested not to operate machinery or drive motor vehicles after consuming Royal X. The product also suggests consuming a glass of water or juice immediately afterwards.

Product Administration

I did as the bottle directed, eating a nice meal one hour before administration. I had steak, potatoes and corn on the cob (just in case anyone finds this relevant). I had one glass of juice with my meal (blueberry juice). It was suggested that the bottle be consumed in two halves, using the first half to “check for response.” This is presumably a safety precaution, in case it is too strong for someone, or a negative reaction is experienced. I consumed the first half exactly one hour after finishing my meal. I waited 20 minutes and had no negative side effects, thus consuming the second half.

Product Effects

I did feel a little tingling feeling 20 minutes into the experience (after the first half of the bottle was consumed). At this time, I consumed the other half of the bottle. I did feel a more intense tingle about 35 minutes into the experience (15 minutes after consuming the second half of the bottle). This tingling brought about a more energized, talkative nature, which encouraged me to call up an ex girlfriend who I am now taking out this coming weekend. I began the call about an hour after the first dose. The tingling stopped about when I got off the phone, which was only a few moments later.

I started feeling really lazy and I did a lot of thinking after this phone call. I sat and thought on my couch for about 2 hours…feeling great empathy for others in my life. I felt the need to want to apologize to anyone I had ever harmed or wronged…and I did. The next day, I kind of regretted this, as I did not any longer feel this empathy for them and wished I hadn’t apologized. Ultimately my empathy had lasted about 3 hours. I would describe the mood enhancing effects about 1.5 hours long, starting 20 minutes after the first half. I would say the talkative energy lasted about an hour total, starting 20 minutes after the first dose.

Final Thoughts

Royal X did work and did provide some effects. I would call them more like taking half of a Percocet pill, rather than ecstasy. Royal X did provide the empathy and a little burst of energy, but it is no where near as intense as actual ecstasy. The high is definitely more herbal and low key…and it is somewhat short-lived. The laziness I felt outweighed the energy so shortly after peak that I would not say it is a very good “party drug.” But it did help me work out some of my emotional battles, even if I sort of regretted how it changed my life…I’m sure everyone else is really happy with my apologies (please read the effects if you do not know what I am talking about here). If I tried Royal X again, I would drink the whole bottle with maybe half a slice of bread to help “soak up some of it” and act as a sort of extended release. I believe that would lead to a better experience…still nothing like ecstasy. Royal X is marketed like ecstasy, which is definitely misleading…but it DOES provide some effects, so it has received a 3 star rating.

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Red Dawn Vector Energy Shooter Review

Product: Vector Energy Shot (1 fl oz)

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Red X Dawn Energy

Website: https://www.reddawnenergy.com

Cost: $9.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The Vector Energy Shot bottle looks about the same as a 5 hour energy shot bottle. They are about the same size and about the same weight. The Vector bottle indicates it will make the user the life of the party. The label suggests 200 mg of caffeine are in the bottle, and obviously it is liquid. The product also relies upon Phenibut, which is labeled as 4-Amino-3-Phenylbutanoic Acid in the ingredients section as a “Fevizia Blend.” I read this was one of the best possible energy drink stimulants that was still legal. I have tried other Phenibut products, however, this one worked a lot better than most.

Product Administration

Red Dawn’s Vector Energy shot suggests consuming the entire contents of the bottle one (1) hour before the desired effects. The bottle specifically states not to consume more than one bottle within 24 hours. It also suggests not taking Vector if you have any caffeine or stimulant sensitivities. I took 1 bottle and attended a wedding. I did take a second Vector shot about 6 hours later, towards the end of the Wedding.

Product Effects

I felt Red Dawn Vector Shot way faster than an hour later. I began feeling the peppy energy onset about 20 minutes in. Granted, I had not eaten yet that day, so I was taking it on an empty stomach. I felt a little euphoria, socially relaxed and as though I could talk to anyone. I wasn’t so hungry, which is pretty normal for stimulants. I was extremely talkative and considered myself the actual life of the party. I had more energy than I knew what to do with, so I did a lot of dancing. It seemed to work well with alcohol, though I’m confident combining alcohol with caffeine is always a poor choice (as both will dehydrate you). It would be especially ill-advised to also dance, however, I felt quite good, so I danced!

Final Thoughts

Red Dawn Vector was a nice little energy buzz. I felt it kick and it was nice. It lasted a few hours, and when I started to feel tired again, I simply popped another. I realize the bottle suggests not doing that, but I did it anyway. I liked it, but do not know if I would do it regularly, mostly because of the cost. A lot of the Red Dawn products can be hit or miss. Some work really well, while others only work in certain circumstances. So, that said, I do recommend Red Dawn Vector Energy Shot as I believe it would be felt and work well for everyone. I did feel a little sluggish the next day, but that is probably normal when you take two of them.

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Red Dawn Happy Caps Review

Product: Happy Caps, Phenibut, Vinpocetine, 5-HTP

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Red Dawn X

Website: https://Reddawnenergy.com

Cost: $34.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Red Dawn markets Happy Caps as though they are supposed to “slow down” an experience. It is basically marketed as a legal high, or more specifically, a legal sedative. They come in two quantities, 15 capsule bottles and 3 capsule packets. The packets do not reseal, and only hold a single serving, while the bottles are pretty small and hold 5 servings.

Product Administration

Each serving is 3 capsules, and the package states the dose will improve mood, decrease stress and increase relaxation. I took 3 caps on an empty stomach within 20 minutes using a single glass of water. The pills were standard and easy to swallow. I had a friend over at the time and we chose to play some xbox while we waited for it to kick in. The bottle advised not to exceed 3 capsules in 24 hours. I did decide to take a second set of 3 caps about 6 hours later.

Product Effects

The onset of Happy caps was a little nice. I did not have any body high or any high of any kind really, but I did notice I was far more relaxed. It felt like drinking an entire cup of green tea while meditating. I felt really “in the zone.” This was not ideal for video games, as I noticed my skills got much worse and I began to die a lot more frequently. My anxiety seemed to go away for about an hour, in which I did not care about anything. I was a little lazy after that hour, not really wanting to do anything and not feeling particularly high either, just really bored with everything. After about 6 hours of taking the first dose, I thought maybe it needs a little more built up in my system to feel more powerful effects. It put me to sleep within about an hour of the second dose, however, and I didn’t wake up until nearly 15 hours later. I felt pretty normal when I finally got up, but ultimately decided Happy caps aren’t for me. I prefer to have a more noticeable kind of high.

Final Thoughts

Most legal high enthusiasts know that Red Dawn products are sort of “hit or miss.” Some of them work, some of them don’t. All of them are usually somewhat expensive and appear to have specific intentions. When it comes to Red Dawn’s Happy Caps, the bottle and label felt a little low quality, but at least the actual “happy caps” worked. Happy caps are no where near as powerful as a xanax and definitely are not the best legal sedative, however, they do provide some sedating and relaxing effects. The price was a little heavy and left a little buyer’s remorse, but there have been products that are far more expensive that provided no effect at all, hence the 3 star review.

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Herbal Fire Botanicals Poppy Seeds Review

Product: Poppy Seeds (Papaver somniferum)

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Herbal Fire Botanicals

Website: https://www.herbalfire.com

Cost: $5.00

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The Opium seeds showed up in a baggie and had a note that it was not for human consumption. They were high quality looking seeds, and there were a ton of them. Probably thousands. Herbal Fire reveals some of the rich history of the Opium poppy on their site, indicating they were probably used for thousands of years (true). There is no indicator of using them to get high, or as a precursor for opium or heroin.

Product Administration

I consumed a ton of these seeds, 4 teaspoons to be exact on an empty stomach. I watched a movie afterwards, The Matrix. I did not eat any more after the initial 4 teaspoon dose.

Product Effects

I did notice the effects of the opiates in my system. I noticed my chronic pain was gone, an effect that lasted a few hours. I also felt like I had entered into a sort of “trance,” however, this period of tranquility only lasted about an hour, towards the middle of the trip. I did not do more of them, as I had heard it is unsafe to consume large amounts of Poppy seeds, despite them being able to get you high. Being that it can be dangerous, it would probably be more worth it to perform an extraction. I did feel a little sick afterwards…but again, I assume this is because eating them is much less effective.

Final Thoughts

Herbal Fire Botanical’s seeds were legit Opium Poppy seeds. I do not suggest or condone that anyone extract an illegal or controlled substance from these seeds, but I do absolutely suggest that it is a more effective high than eating them. Still, the review was meant to judge the seeds effectiveness as a legal high, and they actually do contain psychoactive opiates which can get you high. They are affordable and come from a professional source.

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Edge77 Jolly Lotus Review (Legal Marijuana Substitute)

Product: Jolly Lotus (Legal Weed Alternative)

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Edge77

Website: http://edge77.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Jolly Lotus is a premium Blue Lotus “legal marijuana alternative” that is sold by Edge77.com. The product itself came professionally packed. It is produced by Edge now, but it used to be made by Pirate Botanicals, probably the same guys making it. This is much different than other strains, as it is the best used for smoking as a marijuana substitute. The actual bottle is high quality and reseals, so the herb itself is kept fresh in between use. Each bottle has 1 ounce which is kind of like how people buy weed. The price is right under $70, making it much cheaper than weed (probably because it is legal). It is currently all Edge77 sells, but seems to be in high demand.

Product Administration

Jolly Lotus can be smoked or vaped, or even brewed into a tea. I have tried all three administration methods. I ground up a small bit of Jolly Lotus and placed it into a glass bowl, smoking the bowl within a ten minute period. About an hour later, I ground up a little more and smoked about a quarter of a joint (of the Jolly Lotus). The following day, I tried vaping a couple of bowls throughout the night. The following week (still smoking Jolly Lotus throughout the day each day in place of my weed) I decided to try brewing it into a tea.

Product Effects

Jolly Lotus was a lot like marijuana. It is a little bit of a thicker smoke than weed, but less of it is required to experience effects. Vaping it seems far healthier, just like weed, however, the temperature needs to be higher than weed. I usually vape my weed at about 375 degrees Fahrenheit, however, I had to vape the Jolly Lotus at about 410 degrees Fahrenheit.

The joint was least preferable, probably because it unnecessarily burned too much at a time. Jolly Lotus does burn faster than weed burns. The onset was near immediate for both smoking and vaping administration methods. It felt exactly like weed, maybe even a little stronger than “mids” and slightly weaker than “good” quality weed. The more I smoked, the more I felt, though. The effects seemed to last just as long as weed.

The most desirable method when it comes to effects, but requires more preparation (making it slightly cumbersome). I brought 2 cups of water to a boil, and then immediately took it off the burner, dumped 3 grams of Jolly Lotus into the pot and stirred until it was cool. I then strained the leaf out of the water, and drank the entire contents of the resulting Jolly Lotus tea in about 15 minutes. The effects from drinking a Jolly Lotus tea (which required 3 grams of Jolly Lotus to make), were much stronger than smoking or vaping and felt more like taking a xanax than smoking weed. It was a more profound experience, lasting about 4-6 hours. It may be reasonable to compare it to a strong weed edible.

Final Thoughts

It is interesting to note that I have smoked other blue lotus flower before and felt nothing. I read that Jolly Lotus is a special strain and that it has been traditionally used as a marijuana alternative. That is what attracted me to wanting to try it. I also had seen it go out of stock a long time ago, but only recently it has been back up for sale. The effects were so similar to actual weed that I have already purchased another. It is not exactly the same, weed is still stronger…but it is strong enough for me to use it in between my weed purchases. Weed also makes me a bit lazier, while this seems to allow me to still be productive, yet experience many of the benefits weed has to offer me. Jolly Lotus is a wonderful substitute for marijuana and from what I can tell it is legal in every country (including the United States). I can confidently recommend Jolly Lotus as a legal marijuana alternative.

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Snow Blow Powder Review (by Ice Head Shop and Coffee Sh0p)

Product: Snow Blow Energy Powder

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Coffeesh0p & ICE Headshop

Website: https://www.coffeesh0p.com and https://www.iceheadshop.co.uk

Cost: $7.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Snow Blow is supposed to be a legal cocaine substitute. It is snorted. They literally suggest that Snow Blow was invented because of the recent bans on psychoactive substances and research chemicals that has made it harder for people to get high legally. They suggest that the product is a combination of chemicals (most of which seem like normal energy drink chemicals), as well as Methylxanthine Caffeine. The product suggests not ingesting more than 400 mg of Caffeine in a 24 hour period, but it does not indicate how much caffeine is in each packet. The packaging was low quality, but it did come with extra information which mostly seems to be purely to disclaim liability on their part (pretty smart considering they are telling people to pretty much snort caffeine).

Product Administration

I have never been the type to knock something without trying it. I snorted 3 lines of Snow Blow, all within 15 minutes. I snorted another 3 lines within 1 hour. I feel, if I would have snorted any more, my extremely dry nasal cavities would have begun to bleed, and I felt I had snorted enough of it to know for sure if it would work or not (and to what extent). I had to sift through a lot of the powder to find something I felt comfortable snorting, as part of the packaging seems to have flaked away and was present in the powder. This made me a little uneasy, as no one wants to snort plastic or foil. I felt I got enough of it cleaned to where I could proceed, and played video games during and after administration.

Product Effects

I did feel the effects of this almost right away after snorting it. It was very painful, and felt like it dried my nose out really quickly…however, it was definitely effective. No where near as effective as actual cocaine, or really anything I’ve ever snorted…however, it most certainly was felt more than the other products they sell which contain the same caffeine (only administered as capsules). The caffeine buzz for each line I snorted felt like it lasted about 5 minutes. I had a really tired feeling about 2 hours after the first line, and could not handle snorting more, so I ended up crashing shortly after that. I never seem to get very good sleep when I’m done anything with Methylxanthine Caffeine.

Final Thoughts

The only reason this “legal cocaine” product is not getting a 1 star rating, is because it did work to some extent. Even if each line was only effective for 5 minutes, it at least did something noticeable, which told me there are at least SOME psychoactive chemicals in the powder. I would not say it was worth the money or experience, as it took a lot out of me and did not provide any real benefit or euphoria. I do get more energy from an energy drink. Ironically a lot of the ingredients in Snow Blow could very well be found in actual energy drinks (probably in far greater quantities in the energy drink). I do not suggest people snort caffeine. It’s really not worth it and while snorting caffeine does work, the effects are short lived, more detrimental than longer-lived substances, and kind of all-around terrible feeling. Making a product like this seems a little irresponsible (and that’s really something coming from me)…as people may be looking for legal highs, but they still want something that is safe.