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Product: Happy Caps, Phenibut, Vinpocetine, 5-HTP

Manufacturer/Vendor: Red Dawn X

Cost: $34.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Red Dawn markets Happy Caps as though they are supposed to “slow down” an experience. It is basically marketed as a legal high, or more specifically, a legal sedative. They come in two quantities, 15 capsule bottles and 3 capsule packets. The packets do not reseal, and only hold a single serving, while the bottles are pretty small and hold 5 servings.

Product Administration

Each serving is 3 capsules, and the package states the dose will improve mood, decrease stress and increase relaxation. I took 3 caps on an empty stomach within 20 minutes using a single glass of water. The pills were standard and easy to swallow. I had a friend over at the time and we chose to play some xbox while we waited for it to kick in. The bottle advised not to exceed 3 capsules in 24 hours. I did decide to take a second set of 3 caps about 6 hours later.

Product Effects

The onset of Happy caps was a little nice. I did not have any body high or any high of any kind really, but I did notice I was far more relaxed. It felt like drinking an entire cup of green tea while meditating. I felt really “in the zone.” This was not ideal for video games, as I noticed my skills got much worse and I began to die a lot more frequently. My anxiety seemed to go away for about an hour, in which I did not care about anything. I was a little lazy after that hour, not really wanting to do anything and not feeling particularly high either, just really bored with everything. After about 6 hours of taking the first dose, I thought maybe it needs a little more built up in my system to feel more powerful effects. It put me to sleep within about an hour of the second dose, however, and I didn’t wake up until nearly 15 hours later. I felt pretty normal when I finally got up, but ultimately decided Happy caps aren’t for me. I prefer to have a more noticeable kind of high.

Final Thoughts

Most legal high enthusiasts know that Red Dawn products are sort of “hit or miss.” Some of them work, some of them don’t. All of them are usually somewhat expensive and appear to have specific intentions. When it comes to Red Dawn’s Happy Caps, the bottle and label felt a little low quality, but at least the actual “happy caps” worked. Happy caps are no where near as powerful as a xanax and definitely are not the best legal sedative, however, they do provide some sedating and relaxing effects. The price was a little heavy and left a little buyer’s remorse, but there have been products that are far more expensive that provided no effect at all, hence the 3 star review.