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Kangaroo Ultra 3000 Review

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Kangaroo Ultra 3000 Experience

Kangaroo Ultra 3000 Worth It?

Product: Kangaroo Ultra 3000 (for women)

Manufacturer: Kangaroo

Website: N/A from the manufacturer, only distributors

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

While pursuing a local sex shop, I came upon (heh) these Kangaroo sex pills for women. They claim to last 72 hours, and provide “more orgasms, more vaginal lubrication, more sensitivity, and more relaxation”. I’m highly suspect of anything on a box telling me they’re going to provide more orgasms, but some of these pills have definitely helped me relax and provided more sensitivity, so I grabbed a few packs and headed home to wake Fat Sam up.

Product Administration

The direction state to take one tablet as directed 20 minutes before engaging in sexual activity. They tell you to take with water, and not to take more than one pill in a 48-hour period. There are quite a few heart precautions, as you can see, and the normal FDA regulations listed. There is a proprietary blend with Ashwagandha, Tribulus terrestris, horny goat weed extract, etc. I ate a bag of cheddar cheese cubes with grape jelly and washed the pill down with a can of wine.

Product Effects

Fat Sam was not happy about being woken up from his second afternoon nap, and I can’t say I really blame him. I thought maybe I should have taken it on an empty stomach, so I ignored the warning, and took another one. About 30 minutes after that I began to feel a bit relaxed. Afterwards, I can say that that while I did feel relaxed, I did NOT get any increase in orgasms, just the normal amount. The relaxation was helpful though, as my partner was more turned on by my pliability during sex.

I did get an intense headache about an hour afterwards and felt extremely tired. The headache I can attribute to my having taken two of the pills instead of one, but I really felt I had to, as one pill alone had no effect. The tired part may have been because of what had transpired but was probably more related to my having double dosed on Ashwagandha. Either way, I wasn’t a fan of the aftereffects.

Final Thoughts

If you’re going to take this, I would suggest not eating at all at least 2 hours prior to see if that would increase the effects of only taking the recommended dose. Otherwise, take two, and drink LOTS of water to prevent dehydration. I will give this product a Fat Sammy 2 star rating as the relaxation part did contribute to a great time, but I could probably have achieved that myself by taking some kind of nootropic instead. The price was also pretty decent even though I had to double up. But because of the horrible headache and low energy I felt afterwards, I really feel I can’t give them more than 2 stars.

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Dynamite Lifter Pre-Roll CBD Joint Review

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Dynamite Lifter Pre-Roll CBD Joint Experience

Is Dynamite Lifter Pre-Roll CBD Joint Worth It?

Product: Dynamite Lifter Pre-Roll

Manufacturer: Greenbridge USA

Website: https://greenbridgeusa.com

Cost: $6.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

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After a trip to a local dispensary, I picked up a few items, one of which was this Dynamite lifter pre-roll CBD joint by Greenbridge USA. I’m not usually a fan of CBD joints, because they never live up to the hype. The high is always pretty weak and goes away just as fast as it comes. But the guy at the counter assured me that this joint was legit-the real deal-so I figured I’d give it a go.

Product Administration

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Other than a “Keep out of reach of children” warning on the label (duh folks), there isn’t really any other information for serving size or how many mg of CBD are in the joint, so I assume I’ll need to smoke the entire joint in order to feel any effects. They do tell you that its lab tested, with less than 3% delta 9 THC, but that’s about it. Something else I did find a little cool was that they added a QR code to the label itself that directs you straight to their website (nice marketing touch). It would have been nicer if it sent you to the product itself, so you could get a little more information, but I guess to Greenbridge, as long as they get another sale, that’s ultimately all that really matters.

Product Effects

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Removing the joint from the package, I had to give it to the counter guy, it DID smell legit. I smoked a little less than half in the first sitting, and I only stopped because door dash arrived with Fat Sam’s pizza. I added the red bull, feta, and goldfish he likes for a nice crunch, and then returned to my smoke session. After finishing it, I felt almost nothing. I felt a mild relaxation, but I would attribute that more to eating half a pizza than the Dynamite pre-roll itself. I also felt a lot of irritation, but that was aimed at the lying counter guy.

Final Thoughts

Save your money. Other than a nice smelling session, the smell is all you’re going to get out of it. I give this 2 stars. One star for the marketing, and one star for the nice smell and low price. Maybe somebody with a lower tolerance would have a better time, but I’d rather have my money back.

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Super K Special Edition Kratom Shot Review

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Super K Special Edition Liquid Kratom Experience

Is Super K Special Edition Liquid Kratom Good?

Product: Super K Special Edition Liquid Kratom (1 Bottle)

Manufacturer: South Sea Ventures (MIT Kratom Labs)

Website: https://southseaventures.com

Cost: $13.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

*Disclaimer: This review is written by Fat Samantha, Fat Sam’s girlfriend. I’ve been using legal high products for most of my adult life, so it makes sense for me to contribute as well. A little backstory: We fell in love at Walmart at 3am when we both grabbed the last package of double stuffed Oreos. He walked away with the Oreo’s, but I walked away with his heart.*

General Product Info

I found this liquid kratom at a local head shop, and felt I had to give them a try as Fat Sam reviewed their other products. Super K is supposed to be a mere step down from Super K Extra Strong, which already did not bode well as we gave it a 1-star review back in May. But hey-we’ll give it an unbiased shot anyway! It comes in a 30 ml bottle, with a label that looks like Superman’s chest in gold lettering. The packaging is super plain, but much less expensive than their Extra Strong which was a major selling point for me.

Product Administration

I took it home and decided to try it before heating up a can of my favorite chef boyardee, which will remain unnamed as it’s been selling out lately, and Fat Sam and I want all of the tasty goodness to ourselves. The label states that there are 2 doses per bottle, and I have a pretty high tolerance, but I decided to follow the directions. I drank half the bottle, which tasted beyond foul. I did drink a glass of water after having consumed the product (about 20 minutes in). The product label contains typical FDA disclaimers.

Product Effects

I felt a pretty mild euphoria and slight talkativeness after half an hour, but it wasn’t as strong as what you would normally expect. I waited another 30 minutes before consuming the rest of the bottle, and got a better, happier kratom effect, but it wore off VERY quickly, and was replaced by jitters and nausea. I drank another glass of water, but to no avail. I threw up twice in the following 20 minutes, which was surprising considering this was AFTER eating, drinking, and spacing out the dosage. I usually can consume a double dose, so this was very much out of the ordinary for me. The good news was, after I threw up, I felt better almost immediately, with no long-lasting ill effects.

Final Thoughts

This kratom was a letdown. The effects that are felt are not worth the short-lived experience. Maybe somebody with a very low tolerance would have a better result, but for the amount of time the experience lasts, it’s not worth it. The price is cheaper than most kratom shots, so I will give it a better rating for that fact, but this product gets a 2-star Fat Sammy rating, as I would not recommend purchasing this product at all.