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Kangaroo Ultra 3000 Experience
Kangaroo Ultra 3000 Worth It?
Product: Kangaroo Ultra 3000 (for women)
Manufacturer: Kangaroo
Website: N/A from the manufacturer, only distributors
Cost: $6.99
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
While pursuing a local sex shop, I came upon (heh) these Kangaroo sex pills for women. They claim to last 72 hours, and provide “more orgasms, more vaginal lubrication, more sensitivity, and more relaxation”. I’m highly suspect of anything on a box telling me they’re going to provide more orgasms, but some of these pills have definitely helped me relax and provided more sensitivity, so I grabbed a few packs and headed home to wake Fat Sam up.
Product Administration
The direction state to take one tablet as directed 20 minutes before engaging in sexual activity. They tell you to take with water, and not to take more than one pill in a 48-hour period. There are quite a few heart precautions, as you can see, and the normal FDA regulations listed. There is a proprietary blend with Ashwagandha, Tribulus terrestris, horny goat weed extract, etc. I ate a bag of cheddar cheese cubes with grape jelly and washed the pill down with a can of wine.
Product Effects
Fat Sam was not happy about being woken up from his second afternoon nap, and I can’t say I really blame him. I thought maybe I should have taken it on an empty stomach, so I ignored the warning, and took another one. About 30 minutes after that I began to feel a bit relaxed. Afterwards, I can say that that while I did feel relaxed, I did NOT get any increase in orgasms, just the normal amount. The relaxation was helpful though, as my partner was more turned on by my pliability during sex.
I did get an intense headache about an hour afterwards and felt extremely tired. The headache I can attribute to my having taken two of the pills instead of one, but I really felt I had to, as one pill alone had no effect. The tired part may have been because of what had transpired but was probably more related to my having double dosed on Ashwagandha. Either way, I wasn’t a fan of the aftereffects.
Final Thoughts
If you’re going to take this, I would suggest not eating at all at least 2 hours prior to see if that would increase the effects of only taking the recommended dose. Otherwise, take two, and drink LOTS of water to prevent dehydration. I will give this product a Fat Sammy 2 star rating as the relaxation part did contribute to a great time, but I could probably have achieved that myself by taking some kind of nootropic instead. The price was also pretty decent even though I had to double up. But because of the horrible headache and low energy I felt afterwards, I really feel I can’t give them more than 2 stars.