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Product: Piratall Smart Drug

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Piratall is supposed to be a smart drug and a nootropic. The bottle is cool, feels and looks like I’m holding real pirate booty. It showed up in a professional package with black bubble wrap. The instructions are simple enough, 2 capsules is a dose. The pills are blue, like the label. Bottle was sealed and obviously makes resealing easier too. The idea here is to take 2 every day to improve cognitive function, reflexes, memory, and for energy.

Piratall is basically a legal stimulant and uses Huperzine a and other nootropics as the active ingredients. I read that some people used it only when they needed a boost (kind of like adderall itself), and that’s what originally attracted me to Piratall…for a high that would be a lot like the Limitless movie pill “NZT.” After I realized it could provide actual long-term benefits as well, I decided to go all the way and try the 30 day supply that comes in the bottle, as directed. To be clear, I have 2 bottles total, one which I have completed a full 30 days on correctly, and one which I use “as needed” (obviously I tried this first).

Product Administration

The first time I took Piratall, I took 2 capsules as indicated on the bottle. I waited 2 hours, and then ended up taking 2 more. I did take 2 more a few hours after that as well. This “experiment” was to test Piratall’s short-term effects. I did have a light meal before this experience, chicken and waffles.

The second time I tried Piratall for the long-term benefits and used it as directed, taking 2 pills a day for 30 days. I would always take the pills together after breakfast (which for me is at 6 PM each day), just in case that makes a difference.

Product Effects

The “short term experimental” Piratall experience went great! I took the two capsules and in about 45 minutes I began to feel like a LIGHT SWITCH KICKED ON! I felt TRULY AWAKE, both in a literal sense and also in a spiritual sense. I felt like need to be productive and compared the feeling a lot to the way Bradley Cooper decides to clean his entire house, of which I did just purely out of homage to the scene in the movie. I swear it feels like it took me about 10 minutes to thoroughly clean my entire house. Feeling wired and pretty excited for the future, I decided after finishing a model I had to build for work that I wanted to stay “on” just like this for a while longer…so I took 2 more pills.

The second set of pills kicked on much faster, probably because my meal had long digested and my stomach acid was able to attack the capsules faster. I felt a stronger kick this time, maybe because I already had some in my system (combined with the empty stomach). I was able to ride out an entire project 2 weeks ahead of schedule. I took 2 more pills about 3.5 hours later and used the euphoria to play some video games. I could have worked as long as I wanted, however, we only have a number of projects that get released ahead of time, so I am required to wait. I kept going mostly for the Euphoria. I did have a light headache the next day for about an hour after waking up, other than that no side effects. I think the headache is because 6 pills was too much in that short time. 4 pills would have been a superb experience, but that’s trial and error for you!

My second Piratall “experience” was a long-term experiment. I wanted to see if my cognitive functions actually improved like the company claimed they would on their product. I am a student, a hard working engineer, and I am always coming up with a ton of personal projects for myself, so I figured I could easily tell if Piratall made me more productive or not. Obviously after the 2 pills would kick in each day, I did get a short term boost and some mood enhancement (seems lasts about 2-6 hours, depending upon how much you ate).

I absolutely can attest to stronger memory, better memory recall. And I can tell I am a better talker when it comes to presenting my models at work. I actually have to present models to the companies buying into the projects, it can be stressful and has a lot of personal emotion tied to it, because a lot of myself goes into the models. Piratall made me see the bigger picture. More companies bought into more models this last month than I have ever sold. That means more money in my pocket too. Piratall makes me think clearer than I have ever thought, so much so I didn’t want my 30 day experiment to end…however, I regularly do other legal drugs too and need to be able to independently test them, so I’ll have to stick to short term use for a while.

Final Thoughts

Piratall is a super effective legal stimulant. It feels a lot like adderall when used “as needed.” I would compare it to a 20 mg adderall pressed pill type of high. I like that the bottle is resealable. I like how quickly the pills kick in and I like how long they last. I think I would not exceed 4 pills in a 24 hour period, as that seems to be the sweet spot. As far as long-term benefits go, Piratall works better than any smart drug I have tried before. I have never had noticeable benefits from a smart drug and have been able to say I feel it made me more money. I can recommend Piratall with confidence.