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Piratall Review – By Pirate Botanicals

Legal Adderall Alternative

Best Legal Adderall Alternative Online

Product: Piratall – Natural Stimulant

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer’s Website: PirateBotanicals.com

Price: $69.99

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information:

I have been a LONGTIME FAN of Pirate Botanicals, and really enjoy their products. I have been buying from them for I think about ten years now.  They always make good stuff. This is their “New Piratall Formula” and it seems they’ve modified their proprietary blend. And let me tell you guys: THEY DID IT RIGHT! I have ALWAYS liked Piratall and almost ALWAYS have a bottle handy…but this blend, THIS change, was amazing. This product label is really cool too. I like all of the changes and I can say that I will be stocking up on this one.

Product Administration:

The instructions on the bottle say to take one pill per day. In TRUE FAT SAMMY STYLE, I took 4 over the course of about 6 hours with a few glasses of water, and after eating a meatball sub from Subway.

Product Effects:

Within about 20 minutes I began to feel the effects of the new Piratall formula. I took only one pill to start. It felt amazing. I had light euphoria, and an ELECTRIC desire to work. I started busting my @SS on my schoolwork and accomplished a ton by the end of the hour. I then took a second pill and carried on. In the end, I ended up taking 4 pills over 6 hours total, and I ended up working about a 10 hour shift. I had been really sluggish lately, so this was a Godsend and needless to say, I’ll be doing it again probably today.  This is literally their closest concoction to actual Adderall yet. I am so happy that I ordered when I did, as had I ordered a few days earlier, I would have had the older recipe…which…while good…was no where NEAR as godly as this formula!

Final Words:

Pirate Botanicals continues to KNOCK THE BALL out of the park…and it seems they are making all the right changes to IMPROVE their product, not just maintain a product. That’s what I like about this company the most: they are trustworthy and ALWAYS improve their products. I would very gladly recommend Pirate Botanicals (especially Piratall, although ALL of their products are good and I have and do use them all on a regular basis). They maintain the very-hard-to-earn “Fat Sammy 5 Star Rating”! God speed, gentlemen and Pirate Botanicals team! I’m still your biggest fan!

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Pirate Blast Libido and Legal Sex Pill review

Pirate Blast

Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Libido and Stamina Review

Does Pirate Blast Work for Libido and Sex?

Product: Pirate Blast (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Blast-c22946864

Price: $59.99 (although they almost always have a coupon available on their site)

Fat Sammy Rating:

General Information

I should start by saying I have reviewed several Pirate Botanicals products throughout the years and they remain one of my “go to” companies for legal highs and legal sex pills.  They sell a few different products and I have enjoyed them all. It’s been a while since I have reviewed Pirate Blast though, and I felt it deserved a fresh experience.  That said, I picked up a couple of bottles of Pirate Blast a couple weeks ago and this experience started this last weekend.  The label is newer than I remember, nicer, although the pills still remain red in color.  They have upgraded the amount you get per bottle from 30 to 60 pills. One of the things I like right out the gate, is that this product relies on strong, natural extracts, with no weird chemicals that create any kind of concern.

Administration Details

Administration

Since Pirate Blast is supposed to work for both men and women, I decided to try this with my girlfriend, and suggest she partake.  On Friday night, my girlfriend took one pill, while I took two pills to start.  Later that night, we each took one more pill. Saturday, we doubled up, with her taking two pills to start, and me taking four pills right away.  Both times, we were on a mildly empty stomach, only consuming a glass of water each with our pills.

Effects

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Pirate Blast kicks in pretty fast.  The effects for both of us started about 20-30 minutes after taking the first pills, feeling extremely horny.  We both could admit we had never wanted to engage in intimacy more in the past.  The actual intimacy itself started right then, and lasted over an hour the first time, and with the second pill, at least another hour.  Saturday’s experience was even greater, with us both having the most…explosive…orgasm we have ever experienced.  Her orgasm lasted about a minute, which is a long time for most females, and her longest time ever.  My first orgasm felt doubled. It was easier to get an erection for me, and I stayed harder a lot longer.  I “finished” 3 times the first night, and 3 times the second night.  It’s rare for me to be able to continue after I finish the first time, so this is an additional benefit!

Unlike many other sex stimulants or sex pills, there were no negative side effects from taking Pirate Blast, even when I took 4 pills at a time.  This is rare, as usually there is some sort of headache or undesirable aftereffects.

Final Words from Fat Sam

Altogether, this remains one of the best legal sex stimulants on the market. It’s an amazing libido booster, an awesome sex pill, and gives one of the greatest stamina boosts I have ever felt.  As a male, I experienced erection easier, and my girlfriend experienced a far better orgasm than she has ever had.  It was well worth the money and this company continues to impress me, which I’ll admit, is rare.  Pirate Botanicals makes a few other products I have enjoyed, but this is the best legal sex supplement I have ever had.  The best part: it comes in 60 caps now (instead of 30), so I get twice as much. And although the dietary supplements panel suggests 2 pills per serving, I still only really need one to feel the effects.  I definitely get a better boost from using 2 or more, but one seems to do the trick for my girlfriend for sure. Anyway, 5 stars guys, keep up the good work!

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Pirate Botanicals Piratall Cognitive Enhancer Review

Piratall

Piratall Nootropic Mental Booster Experience

Is Piratall Legit and Does It Work?

Product: Piratall Cognitive Enhancer (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found Pirate Botanicals a long time ago, probably 3 or 4 years ago.  They are sometimes in my local headshop, but usually I just order my bottles online as they ship fast and I like knowing I’m getting the newest stuff.  The company is super reliable, always responds to any customer service emails I have, and their products are all natural nootropics.  This product, Piratall, comes in a small amber colored bottle with a seal.  The label states that the product is made in the USA and it is classified as a dietary supplement.  The label claims the product is a “cognitive booster,” “memory enhancing,” offers “Focus and energy,” and is “fast acting.”  I like that the label is easy to read and it feels like I’m buying Pirate Booty!

Product Administration

Piratall works best for me when I take it every day, and I typically do. I usually do at least 2 caps a day, which is within the confines of the suggested use panel…however, there are days where I will do up to 6 caps at a time.  I will almost always do Piratall with a glass of water and I usually take it after lunch when I start to get groggy and tired.

Product Effects

When using Piratall every day, the effects build up in the system and I notice greater benefits.  However, there are also times when I will do 6 or even more caps all at once, and it brings on a euphoric-like effect.  This is a natural stimulant feel, and it most definitely helps with my memory recall and focus.  I like to compare 6 caps to taking an Adderall basically. Although, I have had friends who seem to get the same effect from taking only 2 caps, which is what the company suggests.  Each bottle is supposed to be a 30 day supply, even though I do not use it like that and typically just take them as I feel like it. I love the uplifting feel and the energy I get from Piratall and can easily recommend it for those uses. And I definitely get more done on Piratall. I’m more motivated, more dedicated to my work, and more enthusiastic about life.

Final Thoughts

All-in-all, I have reviewed Pirate Botanicals for years and have always been impressed. They have an array of really high-quality nootropic supplements that have always left me satisfied. Their Piratall is my favorite product, as it is a really potent stimulant with all natural ingredients.  I would highly recommend Pirate Botanicals and Piratall to anyone looking for a cognitive enhancer or mental boost.  It is well worth the money and works even better the more you take it. That said, Piratall is a clear winner and maintains its 5 star Fat Sammy rating!

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Pirate Chill Review (5HTP Nootropics)

Review of Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Experience

Product: Pirate Chill (30 count)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have been using Pirate Botanicals supplements for years. Pirate Chill has always been a good one for stress, anxiety, and social tension. It makes social events more fun, and I have kind of considered it a sort of “party pill,” so-to-speak.  It is natural, legal, and safe. The formula is 5-HTP and L-Theanine based, with some Passion Flower extract and other ingredients.  The label and bottling (as always with Pirate Botanicals) is stunning and professional.  There is a seal on every bottle, ensuring it has never been tampered with. 30 capsules are in each container.

Product Administration

The directions on the bottle state to take one capsule per day, and that the bottle contains thirty doses. Typically, I use the product occasionally rather than daily, however, for the purpose of this trial, I have also chosen to purchase and use a bottle as described (one pill per day). Pirate Chill is an effective product, so I always consume a full glass of water with the pill, and usually eat a light meal or snack before I ingest it.

If I want to have a wilder party, I will sometimes take 2 or 3 capsules, but I can firmly say 4 capsules is too many at one time.

Product Effects

Depending upon the dosing, I have different effects. When I take the product as described (one pill per day), I do see a dramatic reduction in daily anxiety and stress. I feel much more relaxed. When I take more than one dose at a time, I have an actual euphoric and bit more wild effect. I would never suggest this for a first-time experience. Using this daily over time does take advantage of the nootropic formula’s ability to “build up” in the system, and it allowed for serenity and relaxation to become a normal part of my life.

Final Thoughts

On top of everything, Pirate Chill is one of the closest legitimate things I have found in the supplement or nootropics world which mimics any sort of a benzo or Xanax-like effect. Although, I must say I prefer the longer-term benefits, which is really what it is for. The Pirate Botanicals nootropics products are for daily use, meaning they build up in the system and provide even greater benefits throughout time. Pirate Chill is also natural, which makes me like it even more. The last time I reviewed Pirate Chill, it earned a 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating as well. I am glad to see that has not changed and that I can still fully enjoy this product, as well as recommend it to others!

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Pirate Blast Review (by Pirate Botanicals)

Review of Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Experience

Product: Pirate Blast (30 caps)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Blast-30-Capsules-p87010400

Cost: $54.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Pirate Blast comes in a 30-capsule supply bottle. It is a dietary supplement. The purpose of the pills coming in 30-count supplies, is because it is a daily regimen. One pill is meant to be consumed every day. The red pills are easy to swallow and do not smell funny. Pirate Blast is a natural libido enhancer. It relies on a very potent Maca and Yohimbe extraction formula to increase bloodflow to the genitals and jumpstart things in the bedroom. And one of the best parts about Pirate Blast, is that it is unisex! This means it literally works for both men and women (and yes, I have regularly used this along with my girlfriend).

I should mention, like a few other brands, I have been a long-time fan of Pirate Botanicals. They produce consistently effective products. I have liked some more than others, but I am always happy with what I get, and it always comes in a professional fashion. I am reviewing their entire array of products again, as I do every couple of years (or so). They do still make the same three products I have enjoyed before, which is always a good sign. This is because it means they have been in business a long time. Anyway, back to Pirate Blast…

Product Administration

I take one capsule a day, usually before lunch time. This is just my preference, as I do not enjoy to get frisky until the afternoon or later. It is not hard to consume the capsule, but I still drink an entire glass of water with it each time.

Product Effects

Pirate Blast does not take long to “kick on.”  Within 30 minutes or so of consuming my daily dose, I begin to feel much more aroused. This arousal does not go away, being gently present throughout the entire rest of the day. If I engage in sexual activity, I can make it longer, more times, and with great ease. It is not like a Viagra, which is a bit more demanding and can consume your life. This still leaves me feeling like I am in control (not a slave to my little man). I feel like it takes the pressure off of needing to achieve an erection, and I am able to focus more on my partner during an intimate encounter.

Final Thoughts

Honestly, Pirate Blast has produced some of the most fun stiffies and erotic experiences of my lifetime. I love that the formula is natural, and I love that it is science-backed. Taking some before an erotic encounter probably makes it 600 percent more likely to achieve an erection and I swear it has made me into a better lover. The longevity of the experience is absolutely improved, as I feel it allows me to go all night. It is rare that I support a boner pill of any kind, as a lot of them have untrustworthy, controlled, or otherwise banned ingredients. Pirate Blast, however, is made by a company I trust and have used for years; and it works in such a realistic way I am not worried about having a hard-on for days after intercourse. I give it a 4 out of 5 Fat Sammy Star Rating and can very comfortably recommend Pirate Blast to both, men and women.

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Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Review

Product: Pirate Chill (Legal Sedative)

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I will start off by saying I like Pirate Botanicals and have used many of their products throughout the years. They have been around and made a number of great products. The product arrived fast in a professional manner. Pirate Botanicals packages always show up fast, and in a white discreet packaging and this was no different. Pirate Chill is their legal sedative, a sort of “herbal xanax,” if you will. It comes in a cool looking bottle with 30 pills per bottle. The ingredients are definitely the best choice for a legal sedative. The formula highlights the powerful sedative properties of 5-HTP and L-Theanine, combined with Passionflower and some other extracts.

Product Administration

The label states to take 1 capsule as a serving. I took 2 pills after reading other reviews and deciding I wanted a more “premium experience” (a nice way of saying I wanted to get high). I did take one pill to start, waited 20 minutes and took the second pill. This precautionary measure I learned to be essential when using new supplements, especially meant to be legal sedatives as they can be very strong. I had many light meals scattered throughout my experience. I consumed several glasses of water, as I always do with any legal high. Also, I did end up taking 1 more capsule within about 6 hours time which I would all consider “a part of the same experience.”

Product Effects

I began to feel the effects after about 15 minutes, which made sense for the light meal I had on my stomach at the time. I started getting a little happier, feeling a little uplifted…which came at a great time and truly put this product to the test (as I was admittedly a bit sad before ingesting the capsules). By 30 minutes, I was feeling really good and decided to stand up. When I stood up, I noticed I literally felt the room spin a little…and I mentally took a note: “okay this formula is more powerful than I previously thought.” By the time I got back from the rest room I realized I had to cancel my plans, as I could no longer operate a motored vehicle (lol). I decided to play games instead which proved very entertaining. My worries were completely washed away. I did take another pill. About 5-6 hours from the second. This was because the feelings were starting to fade about 4-5 hours in and I kind of wanted to pep back up. It totally worked, which is great as I LOVE SCALABLE HIGHS. If it isn’t scalable, I almost am not interested, as I like to “work up to the experience I want.” I should note that the effects were so strong though, at one point I remember thinking as well that if I took too much, I could make myself nauseous. So I suggest taking it slow, and working your way up. One pill most certainly would curb anxiety, no doubt in my mind about that, but two was heavy for me.

Extra information: A friend took 2 at the same time and felt it was just perfect, and he is 195 pounds.

Final Thoughts

The ingredients in Pirate Chill have been proven to improve mood, relax the brain and provide a powerful relaxation. It is no wonder Pirate Chill is a strongly effective anti-anxiety product. Obviously there is nothing like ACTUAL Xanax, and while this is a different type of experience too, I would definitely call this a legal sedative and probably the strongest legal alternative to xanax I have personally tried. Pirate Botanicals is a great company: the shipping is always punctual, the product always shows up in good quality, there are always a ton of pills in each bottle, and their products actually work. I can confidently stand behind my review of Pirate Chill. It definitely got me high in the way I expected, it was definitely relaxing, it was absolutely sedating and a very positive mood enhancer. It’s just about working up the ladder, taking one at a time until you get the desired effects you want. The Pirate Botanicals extracts (the ingredients they use) always seem stronger than comparative products; And obviously I have taken many other 5-HTP supplements for example and they do not work as nearly as well as Pirate Chill, which is truly impressive.

Special Note: I should indicate that I was actually unable to drive on this product. I felt such strong effects, I had to cancel an outing and stay indoors instead.

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Pirate Botanicals Piratall Review (Legal Adderall Alternative)

Product: Piratall Smart Drug

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Piratall is supposed to be a smart drug and a nootropic. The bottle is cool, feels and looks like I’m holding real pirate booty. It showed up in a professional package with black bubble wrap. The instructions are simple enough, 2 capsules is a dose. The pills are blue, like the label. Bottle was sealed and obviously makes resealing easier too. The idea here is to take 2 every day to improve cognitive function, reflexes, memory, and for energy.

Piratall is basically a legal stimulant and uses Huperzine a and other nootropics as the active ingredients. I read that some people used it only when they needed a boost (kind of like adderall itself), and that’s what originally attracted me to Piratall…for a high that would be a lot like the Limitless movie pill “NZT.” After I realized it could provide actual long-term benefits as well, I decided to go all the way and try the 30 day supply that comes in the bottle, as directed. To be clear, I have 2 bottles total, one which I have completed a full 30 days on correctly, and one which I use “as needed” (obviously I tried this first).

Product Administration

The first time I took Piratall, I took 2 capsules as indicated on the bottle. I waited 2 hours, and then ended up taking 2 more. I did take 2 more a few hours after that as well. This “experiment” was to test Piratall’s short-term effects. I did have a light meal before this experience, chicken and waffles.

The second time I tried Piratall for the long-term benefits and used it as directed, taking 2 pills a day for 30 days. I would always take the pills together after breakfast (which for me is at 6 PM each day), just in case that makes a difference.

Product Effects

The “short term experimental” Piratall experience went great! I took the two capsules and in about 45 minutes I began to feel like a LIGHT SWITCH KICKED ON! I felt TRULY AWAKE, both in a literal sense and also in a spiritual sense. I felt like need to be productive and compared the feeling a lot to the way Bradley Cooper decides to clean his entire house, of which I did just purely out of homage to the scene in the movie. I swear it feels like it took me about 10 minutes to thoroughly clean my entire house. Feeling wired and pretty excited for the future, I decided after finishing a model I had to build for work that I wanted to stay “on” just like this for a while longer…so I took 2 more pills.

The second set of pills kicked on much faster, probably because my meal had long digested and my stomach acid was able to attack the capsules faster. I felt a stronger kick this time, maybe because I already had some in my system (combined with the empty stomach). I was able to ride out an entire project 2 weeks ahead of schedule. I took 2 more pills about 3.5 hours later and used the euphoria to play some video games. I could have worked as long as I wanted, however, we only have a number of projects that get released ahead of time, so I am required to wait. I kept going mostly for the Euphoria. I did have a light headache the next day for about an hour after waking up, other than that no side effects. I think the headache is because 6 pills was too much in that short time. 4 pills would have been a superb experience, but that’s trial and error for you!

My second Piratall “experience” was a long-term experiment. I wanted to see if my cognitive functions actually improved like the company claimed they would on their product. I am a student, a hard working engineer, and I am always coming up with a ton of personal projects for myself, so I figured I could easily tell if Piratall made me more productive or not. Obviously after the 2 pills would kick in each day, I did get a short term boost and some mood enhancement (seems lasts about 2-6 hours, depending upon how much you ate).

I absolutely can attest to stronger memory, better memory recall. And I can tell I am a better talker when it comes to presenting my models at work. I actually have to present models to the companies buying into the projects, it can be stressful and has a lot of personal emotion tied to it, because a lot of myself goes into the models. Piratall made me see the bigger picture. More companies bought into more models this last month than I have ever sold. That means more money in my pocket too. Piratall makes me think clearer than I have ever thought, so much so I didn’t want my 30 day experiment to end…however, I regularly do other legal drugs too and need to be able to independently test them, so I’ll have to stick to short term use for a while.

Final Thoughts

Piratall is a super effective legal stimulant. It feels a lot like adderall when used “as needed.” I would compare it to a 20 mg adderall pressed pill type of high. I like that the bottle is resealable. I like how quickly the pills kick in and I like how long they last. I think I would not exceed 4 pills in a 24 hour period, as that seems to be the sweet spot. As far as long-term benefits go, Piratall works better than any smart drug I have tried before. I have never had noticeable benefits from a smart drug and have been able to say I feel it made me more money. I can recommend Piratall with confidence.

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Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Legal Sex Supplement Review

Product: Pirate Blast Sex and Mood Enhancer

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Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $64.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Pirate blast came in a professional package with black bubble wrap protecting the bottle. Both the label and bottle are high quality and the pills are red. The instructions say to take 1 capsule. It relies on a number of energizing nootropics and aphrodisiac extracts for its effects. Pirate Blast is supposed to be one of the best drugs for sex. It is supposed to be an aphrodisiac for men and women alike, helping increase testosterone, sex drive, and enhance sex altogether. I read somewhere that it is supposed to also help with erectile dysfunction (not an issue for me in particular). The energy is supposed to help “last longer.”

Product Administration

I first took 1 pill as instructed on the bottle. I then took another pill almost 3 hours later. I had invited an old girlfriend over and we hung out downstairs on the couch…and later on up in the bedroom. We did have sex while using Pirate Blast (both of us used it). I think it is important to drink water with any capsules and we each also consumed a giant glass of water. I consumed another glass of water when I took my second dose, hours later.

Product Effects

About 15 minutes after we each took our first capsule the energy began to onset. Around 30 minutes in, we had been sharing old memories and were in super cheerful moods. Both of us were feeling really positive. The euphoria also kicked in about this time, and so did the aphrodisiac effects. Both of us wanted to get closer, touch more, and truly experience one another.

I usually last about 15-20 minutes I would say, although it always feels a lot longer to me than it actually is, and with Pirate Blast I went a lot longer (probably about an hour almost). I also was ready for round two within a few minutes, which is rare for me. My ex girlfriend said it felt like she was in touch with every single nerve ending throughout the experience, and that she felt closer to me than ever before. I felt exactly the same way. This sort of “empathy towards other people” and closeness is very common with MDMA (ecstasy, molly, etc). I took another dose myself after the second time we were intimate, but she still felt the first dose just fine. The intimacy continued throughout the encounter, even the next day.

Final Thoughts

Pirate Blast was a great time. I think Pirate Blast is better with other people probably, as I really wanted to talk, touch, be close to, and have sex with someone. It is great that I had a willing female participant (both for the sex and to take the product with me). If I didn’t have the more intimate experience I did, I would have probably gone out that night.

The only reason I gave Pirate Blast 4 stars instead of 5 is because it’s obviously not going to be like ecstasy. Honestly, it is impossible to find an actual product that is legal and like actual ecstasy…but this product has come closer to any legal ecstasy I have experienced, and with no negative side effects. It absolutely made sex better. I recommend Pirate Blast to anyone who is looking for a party supplement (I imagine it would feel great in a club, as I had tremendous music appreciation and a closeness to others, and that is something I really enjoyed).