Product: Pirate Chill (Legal Sedative)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I will start off by saying I like Pirate Botanicals and have used many of their products throughout the years. They have been around and made a number of great products. The product arrived fast in a professional manner. Pirate Botanicals packages always show up fast, and in a white discreet packaging and this was no different. Pirate Chill is their legal sedative, a sort of “herbal xanax,” if you will. It comes in a cool looking bottle with 30 pills per bottle. The ingredients are definitely the best choice for a legal sedative. The formula highlights the powerful sedative properties of 5-HTP and L-Theanine, combined with Passionflower and some other extracts.

Product Administration

The label states to take 1 capsule as a serving. I took 2 pills after reading other reviews and deciding I wanted a more “premium experience” (a nice way of saying I wanted to get high). I did take one pill to start, waited 20 minutes and took the second pill. This precautionary measure I learned to be essential when using new supplements, especially meant to be legal sedatives as they can be very strong. I had many light meals scattered throughout my experience. I consumed several glasses of water, as I always do with any legal high. Also, I did end up taking 1 more capsule within about 6 hours time which I would all consider “a part of the same experience.”

Product Effects

I began to feel the effects after about 15 minutes, which made sense for the light meal I had on my stomach at the time. I started getting a little happier, feeling a little uplifted…which came at a great time and truly put this product to the test (as I was admittedly a bit sad before ingesting the capsules). By 30 minutes, I was feeling really good and decided to stand up. When I stood up, I noticed I literally felt the room spin a little…and I mentally took a note: “okay this formula is more powerful than I previously thought.” By the time I got back from the rest room I realized I had to cancel my plans, as I could no longer operate a motored vehicle (lol). I decided to play games instead which proved very entertaining. My worries were completely washed away. I did take another pill. About 5-6 hours from the second. This was because the feelings were starting to fade about 4-5 hours in and I kind of wanted to pep back up. It totally worked, which is great as I LOVE SCALABLE HIGHS. If it isn’t scalable, I almost am not interested, as I like to “work up to the experience I want.” I should note that the effects were so strong though, at one point I remember thinking as well that if I took too much, I could make myself nauseous. So I suggest taking it slow, and working your way up. One pill most certainly would curb anxiety, no doubt in my mind about that, but two was heavy for me.

Extra information: A friend took 2 at the same time and felt it was just perfect, and he is 195 pounds.

Final Thoughts

The ingredients in Pirate Chill have been proven to improve mood, relax the brain and provide a powerful relaxation. It is no wonder Pirate Chill is a strongly effective anti-anxiety product. Obviously there is nothing like ACTUAL Xanax, and while this is a different type of experience too, I would definitely call this a legal sedative and probably the strongest legal alternative to xanax I have personally tried. Pirate Botanicals is a great company: the shipping is always punctual, the product always shows up in good quality, there are always a ton of pills in each bottle, and their products actually work. I can confidently stand behind my review of Pirate Chill. It definitely got me high in the way I expected, it was definitely relaxing, it was absolutely sedating and a very positive mood enhancer. It’s just about working up the ladder, taking one at a time until you get the desired effects you want. The Pirate Botanicals extracts (the ingredients they use) always seem stronger than comparative products; And obviously I have taken many other 5-HTP supplements for example and they do not work as nearly as well as Pirate Chill, which is truly impressive.

Special Note: I should indicate that I was actually unable to drive on this product. I felt such strong effects, I had to cancel an outing and stay indoors instead.