AER Mystic Gold Review

Product: AER Mystic Gold

Manufacturer/Vendor: AER/Organic Spice Blend

Website: http://www.organicspiceblend.com/buy-mystic-gold.html

Cost: $29.99 (on sale)

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I ordered some other products before from OrganicSpiceBlend.com and they were really powerful, and even spice products, like the Black Mamba., Bizzaro, all of which worked great and they showed up relatively fast. So I expected this to work great too. I did have strong bias for it being a legal high that would give significant effects and was excited that there was an eliquid type high. AER Mystic Gold eliquid did show up late (about 2 weeks after I ordered it). The bottle is a cheap eye dropper style and the label is kind of cheap, sort of feels like a five hour energy drink label to me. It came strongly reviewed, but most of the effects listed are obscure, so it is hard to say exactly what to expect for real. Still, the late package arrived in tact and I was excited to try it. I chose the strawberry flavor…and I am a huge strawberry fan!

Product Administration

I filled my sig vape chamber up and gave it a whirl, starting out at 380F. I then gave it a shot 20-30 minutes later at 410F. I finally cranked it all the way up at the end (always painful on the throat, lungs, etc, not advised). Was entertained by some good television a female friend of mine had picked out, we will leave it at that to save myself some embarrassment.

Product Effects

Mystic Gold Eliquid tasted nothing like strawberry. It had a really strong smell but I would not call it strawberry…in fact, I would call it “odor.” It reminded me of walking into a sweaty gym during peak work out hours. The taste was about the same: that of dirty gym socks. There was no high, none at all. No “mellowed out” effects. No “feel good” or “relaxed” effects. Honestly, if anything, I may have had a bit of a light headed dizziness, probably from trying to vape so much of it to get the effects that I actually had oxygen deprivation. It left my mouth a little numb too. Unfortunately I had no effects from AER Mystic Gold Eliquid at any of the three temperatures.

Final Thoughts

AER Mystic Gold Eliquid did not provide any noticeable legal high. In fact, I actually had a noticeable headache. I did not really like the way it tasted, the way it smelled, or the way it left a resin like sludge in my chamber that ruined my tank. I thought I would have to sacrifice a cartridge but not a whole tank. This eliquid almost made me replace my entire vape, as my device was older and I almost was unable to replace everything correctly. I cannot recommend AER Mystic Gold Eliquid to anyone, nor will I be using it again myself. Oh, and it was nothing like spice by the way. It is definitely not spice eliquid. If you buy AER Mystic Gold Eliquid looking to get high, you will be disappointed.

March 28, 2018

Shayana Shop Euphor-E Review

Product: Euphori E Herbal XTC (Legal Ecstasy)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Shayanashop Euphor-E

Website: https://www.shayanashop.com

Cost: $8.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Euphori E, sometimes called “Euphor-E” depending upon where it is marketed is made by Shayana Shop and advertised as a legal psychedelic. Specifically, they say it is like ecstasy, calling it a “legal XTC.” The ingredients have nothing in them which would create a psychedelic experience. The company seems to suggest using it with other drugs and alcohol. The description says Euphor-E will happy caps will provide euphoria, happy feelings (mood enhancer) and energy that will keep the party going “the whole night.”

Product Administration

I took 2 capsules as advised, and waited 2 hours. Shortly after taking the first dose, I was at a local bar where my friends and I go to play darts and pool. I took the second dose (2 more capsules) at the 2 hour mark. We stayed at the bar all night, and I did not consume any other drugs or alcohol. I also took the caps on an empty stomach, only deciding to eat something towards the end of the night, about 2 hours after my second dose.

Product Effects

The Euphor-e pills were completely ineffective. The first dose did not result in any feelings of empathy, no mood enhancement, no happy feeling, no energy, and absolutely no ecstasy-like effects. I waited around two whole hours in time I could have been drinking beer, to feel something that never happened. I then, stupidly thought maybe the other two capsules would help…and wasted the rest of my night waiting for those. Most products that I have tried have at least SOME effect on the mind or body, however, these did absolutely nothing for me. Not even a subtle effect.

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately, I did not feel a single thing from these pills. I was really disappointed because they advertise them as though they are going to be legal ecstasy. I expected an ecstasy experience, as I thought I was buying legal ecstasy. Specifically the product mentions promoting energy, even more specifically “enough energy to last the entire night;” And not only did I not get energy, if anything, I felt a lot more tired.

I had thought the second dose would maybe make this work, and that I needed that to get the effects because some companies seem to have to limit the doses to less than is required for actual good experiences…however, doubling the dose only made me feel more tired…not peppy. I did not have a single hallucination. I did not have more energy. I did not have a good time. I would not recommend these, not as a legal ecstasy and not as an energy supplement. I owe my readers the truth, and some products are just a scam and total bunk!

March 28, 2018

Coffee Shop and ICE Headshop Scooby Snacks Review

Product: Scooby Snacks Energy Pills

Manufacturer/Vendor: Coffeesh0p & ICE Headshop

Website: https://www.coffeesh0p.com and https://www.iceheadshop.co.uk

Cost: $8.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The front of the Scooby Snacks package features a scooby dog, some bones and a a psychedelic-like background. It appears to be manufactured in London. The packet felt much higher quality than the Jester packages (which are sold and made by the same company, Coffee Sh0p [or ICE Head Shop]). It also resealed, which may have been more useful if more capsules or powder were inside. Like Jester, however, Scooby Snacks seems to be relying on Methylxanthine Caffeine.

There are two pills per package and no instructions on how many to take. Interestingly enough, the contents of the packet are 2 pills, presumably 500 mg each (as the total amount in each packet is supposed to be 1 gram)…but the package warns not to consume more than 400 mg in a 24 hour period. This is a contradiction…and would require opening the capsules and measuring out 80 percent of a capsule to adhere to the instructions. The back of the package makes the product look like a hardcore research chemical, and would lead one to believe they are getting a powder, rather than capsules.

Product Administration

I took 2 capsules from one package on an empty stomach before heading out with some friends for dinner. We were considering going to a club afterwards, and I was feeling kind of tired, so I figured it was a really good day to try out my Scooby Snacks.

Product Effects

By the end of our dinner, about an hour later, I was a little more awake. I did attribute this extra alertness to the Scooby Snacks, however, it was short lived. The onset of Scooby Snacks took about an hour, and only lasted around 20 minutes. By the time we got to the club, I was feeling more tired than before I took the Scooby Snacks. My head felt really heavy, but it kind of hurt, and felt like I needed to literally sleep it off. Sometimes, drugs make you want to sleep in a positive way…but this was not one of those times. Scooby Snacks made me feel like my blood was being replaced by a heavy metal, and that it was slowly, in a molten form, moving painfully through my body. I considered this a definite negative reaction to the Scooby Snacks. I felt this way for a few hours, unable to actually sleep (skipping the club and going home). After I fell asleep, I got about 30 minutes of sleep at a time, for the next 6-7 hours, before giving up and feeling like a crackhead the entire day.

Final Thoughts

I will not recommend this product. I felt the effects could not be too different for other people, as they were so extremely bad for me. The caffeine high I got for 20 minutes wasn’t worth it, and I could have done better with a cup of green tea. Maybe the batch was bad or something. I had a similarly cruddy experience with Jester, made by the same people…and thought maybe it all uses the same ingredients and they are just bad or something. Still, I can’t see how this would be worth the money even if it didn’t induce a bunch of negative side effects. It simply isn’t worth it. I should point out that with all the legal highs I have tried…I rarely have these types of reactions and I really hate bad mouthing companies and products from one single experience, but this is one of those times I feel it is justified.

March 28, 2018

Coffee Shop and ICE Headshop Jester Energy Pills Review

Product: Jester Energy Pills (Herbal Energy)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Coffeesh0p & ICE Headshop

Website: https://www.coffeesh0p.com and https://www.iceheadshop.co.uk

Cost: $7.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

When my Jester energy pills finally showed up almost a month and a half after I ordered them, my order was about half the size as what I ordered. Looked to me almost like a scam, but maybe it was a mistake. I did not hear back from them after reaching out, and was never compensated for the missing product. Still, I did get half my order.

The packets felt cheap. They were crinkled and stuffed in a package that was too small for them all. Some of the capsules were crushed, broken open and the herbal powder was exposed. It smelled kind of bad. Half of my label was worn, so I couldn’t read it all. I had to use the website label picture to read the back instructions. There was a sort of black gunk on the bottom of one of the packets, and in the box. They had to have seen it before packing my products.

The product advertises using a special type of caffeine, Methylxanthine Caffeine and suggests not using if pregnant (and keeping it away from children). The package warns against taking more than 400 mg of caffeine in 24 hours. The instructions are to take 2 capsules, indicating this as a single “dose.” Each dose seems to have exactly 400 mg of caffeine.

Product Administration

I almost did not take this product, simply because of how unprofessional it arrived. My confidence was really low in the quality of the actual pills themselves. Still, I worked myself up to taking a dose, even having to lick the packet to get the powder, as none of my packets had a complete dose set, and I did not want to open them all, though I could tell they all had at least one broken capsule. I took the full two capsules, ultimately, and waited 3 hours before deciding to open another bag, and take another full dose.

Product Effects

The caffeine in this product is the only thing I felt and it did not feel any different than drinking half a cup of coffee. I did feel nauseous, however, it may admittedly have been from the second dose a few hours later. I only took the second dose because I did not feel anything from the first dose after 3 hours. There is probably a good reason they are being discounted…as I believe this product is relying 100% only on caffeine, and the amount someone would have to consume in order to feel high, would be so much they would vomit (thus not ever getting to the stimulant-like high this product is meant to achieve). The next day, I felt massively dehydrated, as if I had taken a lot of caffeine, suggesting this caffeine itself is too junk to provide any real benefit, though strong enough to produce negative side effects.

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately not many positive things can be said about the Jester energy pills. They had a really bad smell, a really cheap feel, and the actual trip sucked (and by sucked I mean there was zero “high”). Jester was, as far as I can tell, a total scam. Maybe they work for other people, however, neither my friend nor myself felt anything, and we both took a double dose. The price was too expensive and it looked so shady we almost skipped them altogether.

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017

Pharma Hemp Tincture CBD Review

Product: Pharma Hemp Spray, Tincture Review

Manufacturer/Vendor: Hemp Health Inc

Website: PharmaHempComplex.com

Cost: $19.98

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The product comes in a nice glass bottle, it’s heavy, and has a spray cap to administer the “pumps” described in the instructions. The bottle boasts the product is a “calming remedy” and also is marked as “unflavored.” The ingredients being VG (vegetable glycerin, a common oil for extracting hemp), hemp oil with cannabinoids and some other ingredients. Pharma Hemp Spray is capitalizing on the buzz word “cannabinoids” although it is for sale in states where marijuana is illegal, thus none of the psychoactive ingredients found in weed, will be found in this product. The clerk at the headshop will explain that CBD relieves pain and doesn’t get you high.

Product Administration

The instructions on the label indicate shaking well and taking 2 pumps under the tongue twice per day. Holding the solution in the mouth, under the tongue for absorption for 60-90 seconds, then swallowing. The bottle suggests building the dose up (I guess to combat tolerance). I took the instructed dose the first day. The second day, I took 3 times the instructed does (6 pumps 2 times per day). On the third day, I took 10-15 pumps each time, 3 times throughout the day.

Product Effects

Unfortunately, as much as I wanted this product to work, I did not feel anything. No pain relief, no relaxation, no marijuana-related effects, no CBD-related effects (that they claimed I’d feel). This seems like a bunk product entirely. Zero noticeable effects, other than buyer’s remorse for the money I spent.

Final Thoughts

I cannot recommend this product to anyone. It is an overpriced glass bottle of terrible tasting oil. Zero effects. Zero noticeable benefit. The bottle is nice, but that’s probably why it’s so expensive, they give you a really nice bottle so you think the product is going to be effective. This is most certainly not a “calming remedy” like it said on the bottle. I have yet to experience any type of high or pain relief from any hemp or CBD related products, including Pharma Hemp spray tinctures.

June 17, 2017June 22, 2017

Superfly Mushrooms

Product: Superfly Agaric Mushrooms

Manufacturer/Vendor: Experience

Website: Experiencealternatives.com / ExperienceBotanicals.com (website is now down)

Cost: $29.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I bought a pack of Superfly Agaric Mushrooms (specifically Amanita Muscaria Eastern European “Grade A” Mushrooms). The packet says not to operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery or take with other drugs, along with the usual “product not FDA approved” notice. There is no indicator of the date it was manufactured, but it seems the manufacturer’s website is no longer available, maybe this is from an older batch?

Product Administration

I have tried Amanita Muscaria mushrooms before and had no effect, so this time I took the entire 10g fly agaric at about 8pm yesterday.

Product Effects

Unfortunately this product did nothing for me. I did not feel any high, or experience any euphoria, visuals or even lucid dreaming, as some people had suggested I would experience. I did not have any noticeable effects of any kind. I did not fall asleep any earlier or later, and I did not sleep in any extra. No visuals, no hallucinations, no highs of any sort.

Final Thoughts

Experience used to make some really good stuff, specifically their Kratom was really good and I used to use it every day. They manufactured a few different types of Kratom and used to change the label color on the packet, depending upon what it was. For example, red label was their mid-grade 3 gram per packet Kratom pack, while black label was their 1g per pack more powerful Kratom extract. So when I saw they also sold Fly Agaric mushrooms, I had to try them and my expectations were pretty high. I feel really let down that I spent so much, and was as bold as to take the entire packet all at once, and had no effects. After looking into it more, it seems I’m not the only one, but that no one ‘experiences’ any type of effects after consuming these mushrooms (pun intended). They are not worth the money and a total scam.

June 4, 2017June 22, 2017

Green Roads World CBD Capsules

Product Review: Green Roads World CBD Capsules

Manufacturer/Vendor: Green Roads World

Website: Greenroadsworld.com

Cost: $23.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

These pills are 25 mg per capsule. They are little yellow pills with a nasty looking goop inside. The packaging felt very “earthy” and I liked it, minus the label which looked like it was printed on a desktop printer (weird to see something that low quality in a headshop). Still, the salesperson swore by its effectiveness…and knowing the types of legal high products I buy, recommended I try this.

Product Use

I took all 4 capsules all at the same time, within 120 seconds with a glass of water.

Product Effects

I figured with how nasty the pills looked, they would do something great, but to no avail. This product didn’t provide any type of high or effect of any noticeable kind. The person who sold it to me claimed it would give me a body high, a pain relief basically, not a head high like THC weed. They were incorrect. My pain felt exactly the same. I got no benefit from this. Because of the expensive price, and the complete lack of effects of any kind, I have to give this product the lowest ranking, 1 of 5 stars.

Final Thoughts

I have tried a lot of other CBD products as well and neither me nor anyone I know has felt anything from any of it.