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King Kratom White Vein Maeng Da Review

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King Kratom White Maeng Da Experience

Is King Kratom Maeng Da Good?

Product: White Vein Maeng Da

Manufacturer: King Kratom

Website: (only available in local shops)

Cost: $49.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

A lot of people send me suggestions of products to try and this is one of those products.  A very nice fellow emailed me after seeing King Kratom in their local headshop. He explained that he has seen it in many head shops and that he heard it was the best. He also explained he was a daily kratom user and had been with another brand, Experience Kratom, for a long time.  He told me that he was unfamiliar with the differences in the strains and whether he should switch from the Red Vein strain he was using through Experience products, to this White Vein Maeng Da strain with King Kratom.  As many kratom products as I have tried, I interestingly had not encountered King Kratom products before.  After dialing a few local smoke shops, I did find one which stocked King Kratom and I drove over there to pick some up.

The package itself is normal quality for a plastic jar. It is see-through and showcases 100 capsules of White Vein Maeng Da Kratom.  The labeling is largely unimpressive, but offers some information including “100% organic,” “100% all natural,” and some storage instructions.

Product Administration

The capsules are large and harder to swallow. A serving size is 1-2 capsules. There are 750 mg of kratom per capsule.  The instructions are to consume the serving on an empty stomach and not to exceed 4 capsules in a 24 hour period.  I am a very experienced kratom user, with a semi-high tolerance, so I took 4 capsules all at once. I then consumed another 2 capsules after an hour and a half, and another 2 a couple hours after that.

Product Effects

After the first four capsules were consumed (on an empty stomach), I began to notice the onset of the kratom effects about 25 minutes in.  I felt happy, energetic, giddy, and talkative. I had a light itch in my nose and on my arms about 35 minutes in. I was at a peak about an hour in, and as I noticed it dropped at the hour and a half mark, I took the next two capsules.  I carried the euphoric feeling and motivation for another hour or so. As I noticed it drop off, I took two more again and was able to achieve the peak once more.  It was a relatively fun, energetic experience, with plenty of euphoria.  I did have a major headache afterwards, probably a result of not drinking enough water. I also had a huge hangover the next day, which I was not fond of. 

Final Thoughts

King Kratom White Vein Maeng Da was a very pleasant experience in the start, but left me with a bit of a hangover. It is still one of the better, organic and non-extracted kratom products out there. It is a bit expensive, and hard to find, but it was a good buy in the end.  I would probably not rebuy it myself, but I would not discourage someone from buying it if they had it available.  And while I have reviewed better kratom products, which are also easier to obtain (online is always best these days),  I can give this product a 3 Star Fat Sammy Rating with great confidence it is better than a lot of other kratom products.

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Hemp Trailz Kief Rollz Gold Review

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Kief Rollz Gold Hemp Joint Experience

Is Hemp Trailz CBD Kief Rollz Good?

Product: Kief Rollz Gold

Manufacturer: Hemp Trailz (Las Vegas, NV)

Website: https://www.hemptrailz.com/product/kief-roll-gold/

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found this CBD pre-rolled joint by Hemp Trailz in a headshop while on vacation.  The container is average quality, although it is easy to break the cap if you are not careful.  The joint itself is very pretty inside the container, with all of the kief sort of “sparkles” in the light.  The label is gold to match the product name, “Kief Rollz Gold.” The label also suggests it is “king size,” containing over 50 percent CBD, and under .3 percent Delta 9 THC. It is kief and oil infused, lab tested, and complies with the agriculture act (allowing some level of hemp to be used in some products).  There is also the usual “do not operate heavy machinery” disclaimer discreetly printed at the base of the label.  The actual joint is a work of art.

Product Administration

There are no usage instructions on the label.  I decided to smoke about half of this joint within a few hours. I smoked the joint on an empty stomach and decided to order a pizza for dinner a few hours later, although I did not end up consuming any of the pizza (long story). The joint itself is well-rolled, smells great, and burns evenly.

Product Effects

I expected some pain relief, stress relief, and general relaxation from this product.  Unfortunately, I did not notice any of these effects. In fact, I did not notice any effects at all.

Final Thoughts

For as much as I spent on this product, and as beautiful as it was presented, I expected at least some sort of effect.  The smell was very nice, but I definitely did not pay twenty bucks for a sweet smell.  It was also rather sticky, making it a little less desirable to smoke.  It ruined the ash tray, as the kief will no longer come off and just smudges.  I got it all over my fingers as well, which I cannot seem to wash off.  I wanted to like this brand, but smoking CBD does not do anything for me, and the aftertaste was not great either. Currently, I cannot recommend Hemp Trailz Kief Rollz Gold, or Hemp Trailz at all.  I might try them again in the future, but presently this product has earned them a 1 Star Fat Sammy Rating. Will not recommend!

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Kangaroo Male Sex Pills Review

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Kangaroo (For Him) Sex Pills Experience

Do Kangaroo Sex Pills Work

Product: Kangaroo 72 Hours Sex Pills (1 capsule)

Manufacturer: Kangaroo Co.

Website: (only available in head shops and gas stations)

Cost: $9.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Kangaroo pops up every once in a while in a local head shop. I see them more frequently in our local sex store.  There are a few different types, mostly they are separated into masculine-colored products for the men and feminine-colored products for women.  This particular Kangaroo product is a male sexual performance enhancer and the package claims it lasts up to 72 hours.  The ingredients include L-Lysine, ginseng extract, ginko biloba extract, L-Arginine, green tea, Chinese aweto, tian shan xue lian, icariin, and snow lotus flower.  Kangaroo claims this product is a premium blend, scientifically proven to increase stamina and performance in men, and improve the length and hardness of erections.

Product Administration

The back of the packaging lists the serving size as one tablet, which is all this package comes with. The directions are to take the tablet 20 minutes before sexual activity.  It also encourages drinking 16 ounces of water with the tablet, and not to exceed 1 tablet in 48 hours.  There are some other disclaimers, and a warning that the product should only be sold to individuals 18 years of age or older.

Product Effects

I did not notice any positive effects from taking this Kangaroo male enhancement pill.  It was likely harder to maintain an erection, however, I cannot be 100 percent sure it was from taking the pill. I know for sure it did not help. The pill itself had a bitter taste, one which I kept sort of “burping up” throughout intercourse (very unpleasant).

Final Thoughts

Although Kangaroo’s tagline on this product packaging is “Easy to be a Man,” I did not find it any easier to be a man with this pill.  In fact, it may have been even more difficult to attain and maintain an erection.  I lost my wood many times during intercourse, which is rather embarrassing, and I fully blame this pill.  I know sex pills can be a gamble, especially for men, however, this one is definitely a loser. I cannot recommend Kangaroo Sex Pills to anyone currently, men or women, and can only give this product a 2 Star Fat Sammy Rating. And largely it only gets the second star because it did not provide a crash or headache like many of them do.

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Hemp Bombs CBD Max Chill Review

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Hemp Bombs CBD Max Chill Shot Experience

Does Hemp Bombs Max Chill Work?

Product: Max Chill CBD Liquid Shot (2 fl oz)

Manufacturer: Hemp Bombs (Healthy Certified Products, LLC)

Website: https://hempbombs.com/max-chill-cbd-shot/

Cost: $14.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Hemp Bombs has been around for a long time. I have reviewed some of their other products before. The company is well known for cool branding with some fun packaging. The products seem fun and appear high quality, although they are guaranteed to work. This product is a liquid CBD shot, served in a 5 hour energy-style bottle. The front of the bottle states it is “certified pure CBD,” “feels great,” and “relax now.” It is supposed to offer stress and pain relief, improved sleep, and “complete relaxation.” The bottle I purchased is a fruit punch flavor, although I have no idea if there are any other flavors available. The front of the bottle also makes note of a patent pending (presumably on their proprietary blend).  It is made in the USA and lists a potency of “75.” This leads me to believe there are varying strengths, although this one specifically states it is a higher potency.

Product Administration

The directions on the bottle state to shake the contents well before consuming, and that it may be taken in one or two servings.  The bottle suggests it can be consumed straight or by mixing into a drink of choice.  It also suggests serving it cold.  The bottle contains 75 mg of pure CBD. I consumed two of these bottles within one hour.

Product Effects

I did not experience any positive effects from Hemp Bombs Max Chill Shot, besides possibly better sleep.  I also felt the need to drink tons of water throughout the night.

Final Thoughts

Although the bottle specifically states that Hemp Bombs shots are the best way to feel the “full benefits of CBD,” I did not feel anything at all from this product.  I can say, however, that it tasted ok and that I did get better sleep.  So while it was not a total bust, I would still not recommend this product for a few different reasons.  (a) It is over-priced for the value and quantity – melatonin does a better job of putting me to sleep than this. (b) I felt a bit depressed after taking this product, for about 12-24 hours. (c) I had a bit of nausea the following morning, which I attribute to this product.  I wanted to like this product so that I could finally give Hemp Bombs a better review, but it fails to stack up to my expectations. Unfortunately I can only award Hemp Bombs CBD Max Chill Shot a 2 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Green Roads CBD Bath Bombs Review

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Green Roads CBD Bath Bombs Experience

Do CBD Bath Bombs Work? (aka CBD Bath Bombs Effects)

Product: CBD Bath Bombs – Calming and Peace (200 mg)

Manufacturer: Green Roads of Florida

Website: https://greenroads.com/cbd-indulgence-line/

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased these CBD bath bombs from a local nutrition store.  CBD is all the craze these days, although I have yet to have a positive experience (or see any REAL positive effects) from any CBD products.  I still decided to give Green Roads a chance to impress me with a topical CBD product.  These bath bombs look attractive and are probably marketed to bath lovers, of which I am not.  The box states there are 100 mg of CBD per bath bomb. My box contained one calming formula (frankincense and roman chamomile) and one peace formula (lavender). The bottom of the box reveals a sticker which highlights the expiration date and batch information.  The box claims the bath bombs will enchant my every sense, and support my mental and physical well-being.

Product Administration

I drew myself a very warm bath and dropped both of these bath bombs in the water with me. The directions clearly indicate it is okay to use both bath bombs at the same time. I did this right, even bringing a giant glass of strawberry juice and a plate of chocolate covered strawberries. Yes, Fat Sam, Bath, Strawberries, Bath Bomb.

Product Effects

My bath was bubbly and the bath bombs fizzed as I expected they would.  I did not notice anything exceptional, besides the general “feel good” scents that any other lavender product would provide.  Besides a fragrance, and some mild skin irritation, I would say the effects were none.

Final Thoughts

I was told these bath bombs would feel great.  I am not a bath person, as previously mentioned, but I was told that CBD affects the body differently when topically applied.  This myth led me to believe CBD might actually do something for me if I literally bath in it.  I even used both bath bombs and I did not feel a thing! The bath was not relaxing by any means and these bath bombs left my skin feeling itchy!  I am a bit disappointed, as I have reviewed a few other Green Roads products and really wanted to give them a better rating; However, the best I can do for the Green Roads CBD bath bombs is a 1 star Fat Sammy Rating.

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G6 Moon Rock Delta 8 THC Review

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G6 THC Delta 8 Moon Rock Experience

Does G6 Delta 8 Moon Rock Get You High?

Product: Delta 8 THC Moon Rock (1g)

Manufacturer: G6 (OrganiSolutions, LLC)

Website: https://www.organisolutions.com/

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased this G6 Delta 8 “Moon Rock” from a local headshop.  The clerk swore that it would produce a legal, very noticeable high. He said it was worth the money.  He explained Delta 8 THC to me (even though I did already know what it was), and he told me this Moon Rock was the biggest seller.  The package, however, appears to have a “print at home” label, leading me to believe it is being produced in someone’s garage.  The front label states the package contains 1 gram of “fine hemp flower coated in Delta 8 distillate rolled in kief.” The kief is easy to see through the front of the package and does admittedly offer an allure that I feel would be very difficult for most people to pass up in the store.  The rear label contains a disclaimer, and some required compliance information.

Product Administration

Handling the moon rock itself was a rather awful experience.  It got all over my fingers, and all over everything else that it touched.  The kief may stick well to the moon rock in the bag, but after it is out, it will find its way all over the place.  My table was smudged for days with this disgusting-looking powder.  My fingers were also stained.  It stained the glass piece, and it was extremely hard to light. The bag is very hard to work with after it is open and it is almost impossible to get the moon rock back out a second time.  It also appears to have gone stale inside of a few days (not that I tried to light this more than twice).  I did manage to get a few really deep drags off of it, two times.

Product Effects

I found the G6 Delta 8 THC Moon Rock to be complete garbage. The smell was awful, and stank up my entire place.  My girlfriend’s dress still smells like it.  The taste was terrible and similar to the smell, it coated my mouth with an awful breath which lasted hours.  I brushed my teeth 4 times and still smelled of this terrible crap.  It hurt my lungs and provided absolutely no high of any sort.  I did not feel anything in fact, not even mild relaxation.

Oh, and it ruined my smoking apparatus and it smelled awful.

Final Thoughts

I cannot in any good conscious recommend this Delta 8 THC product to anyone. This is my only experience with any OrganiSolutions products, but it has not left a very good initial impression.  While the packaging is very exciting and the moon rock itself looks delectable, the product is ultimately worthless and provides no high or relaxation of any kind.  It tasted terrible, smelled terrible, was sticky, hard to manipulate and burn, and was completely ineffective.  I have come across products which are even worse, some of which provide negative effects, which is the only reason this product receives a 2 star Fat Sammy Rating, rather than a 1 star.

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Red Maeng Da Experience Kratom Review

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Natural Labs Experience Kratom Review

Is Natural Labs Kratom Good?

Product: Experience Red Maeng Da Powder (30 g)

Manufacturer: Experience Natural Labs (AMS Distribution)

Website: https://amsdistribution.net/?product=experience-natural-labs-2

Cost: $22.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have been a long time fan of the Experience brand, having used them for more than a decade on and off.  They are a bit more costly, but usually well worth it.  Going into this with a bias perspective, however, is not how I do things.  Therefore, I will be continuing the review as though it is my first experience with the company (pun intended).  With that said, the packaging is basic for powder or capsule kratom products.  The slogan “Feel it Fast” is printed front and center. The front of the package contains all of the labeling, with the rear being see-through.  The powder looks uncontaminated and the front of the package reminds us that it is a natural product.

Product Administration

The package supplement facts panel states 4 grams (or one “heaping teaspoon”) to be the serving size.  There are 7 serving sizes per package. There are also the regular disclaimers, including not exceeding 4 grams within a 24 hour period.

For my first trial, I took 4 grams all at once, mixed into a glass of fruit juice. I took 8 grams within 6 hours for my second trial (mixed into two glasses of fruit juice spread over time). Both trials were conducted on an empty stomach in the early evening. The plan was to watch a movie marathon with a couple of friends for both experiences. These friends also indulged in this product.

Product Effects

My first trial was a bit more pleasant than my second, probably because I took the 4 grams all at once, rather than spaced out.  Although the peak was still not as strong as to my liking, I was able to attain a reasonable relaxation and focus, with a mild ‘pep to my step.’  My friends reported similar effects, and we were able to plan an entire movie script of our own throughout the development of the first half of the movie (which is about how long the first trial lasted).

The second trial lasted a lot longer, but the kratom was spread out, with 2 glasses of juice (containing 4 grams each glass) lasting about 1.5-2 hours.  The effects themselves were a lot weaker, but still noticeable.  There was a bit of a crash at the end of this trial, probably due to the large quantities consumed.

Final Thoughts

All in all, I was mildly impressed, but a little let down by this product.  Experience Natural Labs usually produces some fairly stronger kratom products.  I will admit, however, the previous experiences I have had with the company were with kratom extracts, not kratom powder.  Still, I expected a bit more kick and a lot more of the kratom “feel good” effect.  Although I would not call Natural Labs out for the count, there are better kratom powders out there. I can still confidently award Natural Labs “Experience Red Maeng Da Powder” a 3 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Black Diamond Kratom Shot Review

Black Diamond Liquid Kratom Experience

Is Black Diamond Liquid Kratom Good?

Product: Black Diamond Liquid Kratom (1 Bottle)

Manufacturer: Black Diamond Kratom

Website: https://bdkratom.com/

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found this liquid kratom extract at my local headshop. This is the first time I have seen a Black Diamond product in a head shop (or at all).  It looks like they specialize in and only manufacture kratom products. In fact, this appears to be the only product they make altogether.  It is not something they sell directly to consumers online, but to wholesale and distributor/store ventures only. The label is easy to read, however, very limited in information and details. Mostly, the label only contains disclaimers which remove the company’s liability.  Unfortunately, that makes this product a little less consumer-friendly than I would usually like (especially for a 3 star rating).  Still, I gave this product an honest review and chance to truly impress me.

Product Administration

The bottle does not list any instructions as far as dosing or serving size. I chose to take the entire bottle’s contents all at once after eating a banana, a kiwi, and a milk.  I had eaten nothing else prior in the day.  I did drink a glass of water after having consumed the product (about 30 minutes in).  The product label contains typical FDA disclaimers and advises consumers to consult a physician before consuming.

Product Effects

Within about 15 minutes I started to feel the pep that I get from most kratom extracts that are worth anything.  It picked up, peaking at about 45 minutes in.  After the hour mark, I noticed a significant decline in effects.  I did experience light euphoria, was more talkative than normal (very typical for kratom products), and I had a little more energy than normal.  Although the extract was strong, I did not notice any negative side effects.

Final Thoughts

In the end, Black Diamond produced a very strong liquid kratom extract.  The vial was semi-high quality, with maybe a slight risk of leaking if it were not to be consumed all at once the first time it is opened.  I still suggest kratom newbies only consume half of this bottle at a time until they better understand what to expect.  Taking too much of this extract would definitely make a newcomer sick.  One full bottle was enough for me to feel the full effects though, and I appreciated that being a kratom veteran.

I also noticed a significant reduction to my appetite, which was nice. I love the appetite suppressant factors of kratom.  Anyway, I give Black Diamond Liquid Kratom a 3 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating. They produce an effective product, with little to no negative side effects. They are a bit costly, and the experience only lasted me about an hour, but it was still fun.

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Big Penis Male Enhancement Pills Review

Big Penis Sex Pills Experience

Do Big Penis Male Enhancement Pills Work?

Product: Big Penis Male Sexual Stimulant (3 count)

Manufacturer: Man Best

Website: (only available in person at some gas stations)

Cost: $9.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Big Penis Male Sex Stimulant pills are somewhat shady to say the least. There is virtually nothing online or anywhere about the company which produces and distributes them.  They are only found in gas stations.  They cost a lot for a shiny silver package with only 3 pills.  And the box says almost nothing about what they do or how to use them.  The pills themselves are yellow with a “V” stamped into them. This is presumably to mock the appearance of the Viagra pill.

Product Administration

The package offers very little advice for consuming the pills, however, does state “with special effect 15-20 minutes before sexual intercourse by taking one capsule.” I assume this meant to consume the pill 15-20 minutes before I was about to have sex, so that is what I did.  I consumed Big Penis Sex Stimulant pills twice. The first trial involved only one of the three pills and a giant glass of water. I took the pill on a light meal (only a pizza lunchable and juice).  The second trial involved the remaining two pills, which I took at the same time on an empty stomach.

Product Effects

I did not achieve any help in the bedroom after consuming Big Penis Male Sex Stimulant pills. In fact, I feel it may have conversely, stunted my ability to get an erection for several hours.  I did get a light headache both times I used Big Penis Male Sex Stimulant pills, and it took hours to go away. The headache was definitely more severe the second time, as I had taken 2 pills instead of one.

Final Thoughts

I cannot give Big Penis Male Sex Stimulant pills anything more than a 1 star Fat Sammy Rating.  Besides the fact the company offers almost no information about themselves (at all), there is almost no information of any sort on the package.  It is clearly mass produced and distributed all over the world, however, as the same one-line instructions are repeated in several languages.  And whether there is one pill per package or three is irrelevant, as none of them did anything for me besides give me a headache.

Unfortunately, there was some recent speculation that these pills may contain ingredients which are not safe, and thus, it has been ill-advised to consume.  I did not learn about this until after I had already trialed the product.  Still, I did not notice anything favorable or unfavorable about them, besides the light headache and exorbitant cost.