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November 28, 2022November 28, 2022

Pirate Chill (Natural Xanax Alternative) Review

Does Pirate Chill Work Like Xanax?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 capsules)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer’s Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Price: $59.99 (there is a 20% off coupon code right now which makes it a bit cheaper)

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

I have previously tried Pirate Chill several times and always been impressed. I bought this bottle along with a new Piratall, another Pirate Botanicals product I have just reviewed. Pirate Botanicals always ships fast, and I love the company for a lot of reasons. They are always one of my favorites. This particular product relies heavily on a “premium 5-HTP formula” to induce natural, relaxing effects which are similar to those of Xanax. It is an entirely legal product in all states and around most of the world. The website says that Pirate Chill offers “maximum relaxation” and the bottle indicates that you will have a calming, relaxing experience.

Product Administration

The instructions on the supplement facts panel say to take just one Pirate Chill pill as a serving. I chose to take 2 at a time, every 30 minutes for an hour and a half (for a total of 6 caps). About thirty minutes prior to the first dose, I had eaten a peanut butter sandwich, which I stuffed with gummy bears and marshmallow cream (one of my favorite meals). I also drank a glass of water with the caps over the course of the 90 minutes.

Product Effects

Within about 25 minutes of taking the first two caps, right before I took the second two, I started to feel MUCH, MUCH MORE RELAXED! After about an hour in (with the second two already taking effect too), I began to feel like I was melting slightly into the couch. The things I was previously worried about were long gone, and I no longer cared about my problems. I was actually able to get such a decent sense of peace and euphoria from this, that I then took two more and kept the ride going for a good 3 hours or so. It was the perfect amount of time!

Final Words

In the end, Pirate Chill remains one of my favorite downers. It’s a perfect Xanax alternative, and a really great way to chill out at the end of the day. It’s got a powerful formula that gave me no side effects. The duration of the trip was extremely reasonable, and I did not have to sacrifice many caps to get there either. Extremely worth the money, and a very professional company. I will absolutely continue to use and recommend Pirate Chill to anyone.

May 12, 2022May 12, 2022

Pirate Chill Legal Xanax Review

Is Pirate Chill a Legal Xanax Alternative?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 caps)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-c24114433

Cost: $59.99

General Information

I should begin by stating that I have been a long time fan of Pirate Botanicals. I have used all of their products throughout the years, even in their early days (years ago), when they used to sell more than just three products. It seems they have kept around the best of the best, as these three products have not changed much throughout the years, and those which have, have only changed for the better. I have reviewed Pirate Chill before, probably more than once…as I almost regularly purchase from this company. They are professional, they ship very quickly, and their products have always worked great. That said, it has been a few months since I have tried Pirate Chill, and I just got my new bottle in a couple weeks ago. Their label is clear. Their bottle is professional, and easy to reseal. And the label states that the supplement promotes “mood enhancement,” “relaxation,” and contains “calming adaptogens.” It also states that it is “fast acting.”

Administration

The product is largely based upon a special extract of 5-htp from what I understand, although, their proprietary blend also notates other stress-relieving herbs and adaptogens. This company has obviously unlocked the key to composing the perfect legal Xanax alternative, and their label is extremely easy to read. The supplement facts panel states to take one capsule as a serving size, but in typical Fat Sammy style, I ultimately took 4 caps for this review, spaced out appropriately (see effects section for more details on this). I did consume a sub before I took the first pill, and a large glass of water.

Effects / Experience

After taking the first pill, I felt the effects roughly 20-30 minutes in. Which is normal, considering I had ingested a large sub from Subway right before I took the pill. After I felt the peak, about 50 minutes in, I decided to take the other 2 pills, and finally, I took my fourth pill about 2 hours into the experience. This kept the party going for me, as I felt great for hours. This is the best legal, natural Xanax substitute, and contains no ingredients which would cause you to fail a drug test (which is even better, as my job regularly drug tests me). I was relaxed, my anxiety was completely eliminated, and I felt a huge boost to my mood. It’s hard to find a product that works this well, and even harder to find a company that offers a consistent product that doesn’t change. Props to Pirate Chill for being the best legal, authentic Xanax alternative out there!

Final Notes

I almost always keep a bottle of Pirate Chill in my medicine cabinet, as it is the closest legal substitute for Xanax. The bottle is a bit pricey, but that’s because you get 30 pills and they last a long time. Plus, the effects are well worth it. While I almost always take more than one pill, I can feel the effects even with just one pill. Two to four pills seems to be the money shot though, in terms of “prime experience,” which means you get about 8-15 uses out of each bottle…and if you do the math, it’s more than worth it! Pirate Botanicals remains a serious favorite of mine, as they have never let me down. I can firmly award their Pirate Chill a 5 Star Fat Sammy rating, without hesitation, and I would recommend this product to anyone! Great work Captains! Arrgh Matey!

April 21, 2020

Pirate Chill Review (5HTP Nootropics)

Review of Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Experience

Product: Pirate Chill (30 count)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have been using Pirate Botanicals supplements for years. Pirate Chill has always been a good one for stress, anxiety, and social tension. It makes social events more fun, and I have kind of considered it a sort of “party pill,” so-to-speak. It is natural, legal, and safe. The formula is 5-HTP and L-Theanine based, with some Passion Flower extract and other ingredients. The label and bottling (as always with Pirate Botanicals) is stunning and professional. There is a seal on every bottle, ensuring it has never been tampered with. 30 capsules are in each container.

Product Administration

The directions on the bottle state to take one capsule per day, and that the bottle contains thirty doses. Typically, I use the product occasionally rather than daily, however, for the purpose of this trial, I have also chosen to purchase and use a bottle as described (one pill per day). Pirate Chill is an effective product, so I always consume a full glass of water with the pill, and usually eat a light meal or snack before I ingest it.

If I want to have a wilder party, I will sometimes take 2 or 3 capsules, but I can firmly say 4 capsules is too many at one time.

Product Effects

Depending upon the dosing, I have different effects. When I take the product as described (one pill per day), I do see a dramatic reduction in daily anxiety and stress. I feel much more relaxed. When I take more than one dose at a time, I have an actual euphoric and bit more wild effect. I would never suggest this for a first-time experience. Using this daily over time does take advantage of the nootropic formula’s ability to “build up” in the system, and it allowed for serenity and relaxation to become a normal part of my life.

Final Thoughts

On top of everything, Pirate Chill is one of the closest legitimate things I have found in the supplement or nootropics world which mimics any sort of a benzo or Xanax-like effect. Although, I must say I prefer the longer-term benefits, which is really what it is for. The Pirate Botanicals nootropics products are for daily use, meaning they build up in the system and provide even greater benefits throughout time. Pirate Chill is also natural, which makes me like it even more. The last time I reviewed Pirate Chill, it earned a 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating as well. I am glad to see that has not changed and that I can still fully enjoy this product, as well as recommend it to others!