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November 28, 2022November 28, 2022

Pirate Chill (Natural Xanax Alternative) Review

Does Pirate Chill Work Like Xanax?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 capsules)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Manufacturer’s Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Price: $59.99 (there is a 20% off coupon code right now which makes it a bit cheaper)

Fat Sammy Rating:

Product Information

I have previously tried Pirate Chill several times and always been impressed. I bought this bottle along with a new Piratall, another Pirate Botanicals product I have just reviewed. Pirate Botanicals always ships fast, and I love the company for a lot of reasons. They are always one of my favorites. This particular product relies heavily on a “premium 5-HTP formula” to induce natural, relaxing effects which are similar to those of Xanax. It is an entirely legal product in all states and around most of the world. The website says that Pirate Chill offers “maximum relaxation” and the bottle indicates that you will have a calming, relaxing experience.

Product Administration

The instructions on the supplement facts panel say to take just one Pirate Chill pill as a serving. I chose to take 2 at a time, every 30 minutes for an hour and a half (for a total of 6 caps). About thirty minutes prior to the first dose, I had eaten a peanut butter sandwich, which I stuffed with gummy bears and marshmallow cream (one of my favorite meals). I also drank a glass of water with the caps over the course of the 90 minutes.

Product Effects

Within about 25 minutes of taking the first two caps, right before I took the second two, I started to feel MUCH, MUCH MORE RELAXED! After about an hour in (with the second two already taking effect too), I began to feel like I was melting slightly into the couch. The things I was previously worried about were long gone, and I no longer cared about my problems. I was actually able to get such a decent sense of peace and euphoria from this, that I then took two more and kept the ride going for a good 3 hours or so. It was the perfect amount of time!

Final Words

In the end, Pirate Chill remains one of my favorite downers. It’s a perfect Xanax alternative, and a really great way to chill out at the end of the day. It’s got a powerful formula that gave me no side effects. The duration of the trip was extremely reasonable, and I did not have to sacrifice many caps to get there either. Extremely worth the money, and a very professional company. I will absolutely continue to use and recommend Pirate Chill to anyone.

May 12, 2022May 12, 2022

Pirate Chill Legal Xanax Review

Is Pirate Chill a Legal Xanax Alternative?

Product: Pirate Chill (30 caps)

Rating:

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-c24114433

Cost: $59.99

General Information

I should begin by stating that I have been a long time fan of Pirate Botanicals. I have used all of their products throughout the years, even in their early days (years ago), when they used to sell more than just three products. It seems they have kept around the best of the best, as these three products have not changed much throughout the years, and those which have, have only changed for the better. I have reviewed Pirate Chill before, probably more than once…as I almost regularly purchase from this company. They are professional, they ship very quickly, and their products have always worked great. That said, it has been a few months since I have tried Pirate Chill, and I just got my new bottle in a couple weeks ago. Their label is clear. Their bottle is professional, and easy to reseal. And the label states that the supplement promotes “mood enhancement,” “relaxation,” and contains “calming adaptogens.” It also states that it is “fast acting.”

Administration

The product is largely based upon a special extract of 5-htp from what I understand, although, their proprietary blend also notates other stress-relieving herbs and adaptogens. This company has obviously unlocked the key to composing the perfect legal Xanax alternative, and their label is extremely easy to read. The supplement facts panel states to take one capsule as a serving size, but in typical Fat Sammy style, I ultimately took 4 caps for this review, spaced out appropriately (see effects section for more details on this). I did consume a sub before I took the first pill, and a large glass of water.

Effects / Experience

After taking the first pill, I felt the effects roughly 20-30 minutes in. Which is normal, considering I had ingested a large sub from Subway right before I took the pill. After I felt the peak, about 50 minutes in, I decided to take the other 2 pills, and finally, I took my fourth pill about 2 hours into the experience. This kept the party going for me, as I felt great for hours. This is the best legal, natural Xanax substitute, and contains no ingredients which would cause you to fail a drug test (which is even better, as my job regularly drug tests me). I was relaxed, my anxiety was completely eliminated, and I felt a huge boost to my mood. It’s hard to find a product that works this well, and even harder to find a company that offers a consistent product that doesn’t change. Props to Pirate Chill for being the best legal, authentic Xanax alternative out there!

Final Notes

I almost always keep a bottle of Pirate Chill in my medicine cabinet, as it is the closest legal substitute for Xanax. The bottle is a bit pricey, but that’s because you get 30 pills and they last a long time. Plus, the effects are well worth it. While I almost always take more than one pill, I can feel the effects even with just one pill. Two to four pills seems to be the money shot though, in terms of “prime experience,” which means you get about 8-15 uses out of each bottle…and if you do the math, it’s more than worth it! Pirate Botanicals remains a serious favorite of mine, as they have never let me down. I can firmly award their Pirate Chill a 5 Star Fat Sammy rating, without hesitation, and I would recommend this product to anyone! Great work Captains! Arrgh Matey!

November 1, 2021

Pirate Botanicals Piratall Cognitive Enhancer Review

Piratall Nootropic Mental Booster Experience

Is Piratall Legit and Does It Work?

Product: Piratall Cognitive Enhancer (60 caps)

Manufacturer: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I found Pirate Botanicals a long time ago, probably 3 or 4 years ago. They are sometimes in my local headshop, but usually I just order my bottles online as they ship fast and I like knowing I’m getting the newest stuff. The company is super reliable, always responds to any customer service emails I have, and their products are all natural nootropics. This product, Piratall, comes in a small amber colored bottle with a seal. The label states that the product is made in the USA and it is classified as a dietary supplement. The label claims the product is a “cognitive booster,” “memory enhancing,” offers “Focus and energy,” and is “fast acting.” I like that the label is easy to read and it feels like I’m buying Pirate Booty!

Product Administration

Piratall works best for me when I take it every day, and I typically do. I usually do at least 2 caps a day, which is within the confines of the suggested use panel…however, there are days where I will do up to 6 caps at a time. I will almost always do Piratall with a glass of water and I usually take it after lunch when I start to get groggy and tired.

Product Effects

When using Piratall every day, the effects build up in the system and I notice greater benefits. However, there are also times when I will do 6 or even more caps all at once, and it brings on a euphoric-like effect. This is a natural stimulant feel, and it most definitely helps with my memory recall and focus. I like to compare 6 caps to taking an Adderall basically. Although, I have had friends who seem to get the same effect from taking only 2 caps, which is what the company suggests. Each bottle is supposed to be a 30 day supply, even though I do not use it like that and typically just take them as I feel like it. I love the uplifting feel and the energy I get from Piratall and can easily recommend it for those uses. And I definitely get more done on Piratall. I’m more motivated, more dedicated to my work, and more enthusiastic about life.

Final Thoughts

All-in-all, I have reviewed Pirate Botanicals for years and have always been impressed. They have an array of really high-quality nootropic supplements that have always left me satisfied. Their Piratall is my favorite product, as it is a really potent stimulant with all natural ingredients. I would highly recommend Pirate Botanicals and Piratall to anyone looking for a cognitive enhancer or mental boost. It is well worth the money and works even better the more you take it. That said, Piratall is a clear winner and maintains its 5 star Fat Sammy rating!

April 21, 2020

Pirate Chill Review (5HTP Nootropics)

Review of Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Experience

Product: Pirate Chill (30 count)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have been using Pirate Botanicals supplements for years. Pirate Chill has always been a good one for stress, anxiety, and social tension. It makes social events more fun, and I have kind of considered it a sort of “party pill,” so-to-speak. It is natural, legal, and safe. The formula is 5-HTP and L-Theanine based, with some Passion Flower extract and other ingredients. The label and bottling (as always with Pirate Botanicals) is stunning and professional. There is a seal on every bottle, ensuring it has never been tampered with. 30 capsules are in each container.

Product Administration

The directions on the bottle state to take one capsule per day, and that the bottle contains thirty doses. Typically, I use the product occasionally rather than daily, however, for the purpose of this trial, I have also chosen to purchase and use a bottle as described (one pill per day). Pirate Chill is an effective product, so I always consume a full glass of water with the pill, and usually eat a light meal or snack before I ingest it.

If I want to have a wilder party, I will sometimes take 2 or 3 capsules, but I can firmly say 4 capsules is too many at one time.

Product Effects

Depending upon the dosing, I have different effects. When I take the product as described (one pill per day), I do see a dramatic reduction in daily anxiety and stress. I feel much more relaxed. When I take more than one dose at a time, I have an actual euphoric and bit more wild effect. I would never suggest this for a first-time experience. Using this daily over time does take advantage of the nootropic formula’s ability to “build up” in the system, and it allowed for serenity and relaxation to become a normal part of my life.

Final Thoughts

On top of everything, Pirate Chill is one of the closest legitimate things I have found in the supplement or nootropics world which mimics any sort of a benzo or Xanax-like effect. Although, I must say I prefer the longer-term benefits, which is really what it is for. The Pirate Botanicals nootropics products are for daily use, meaning they build up in the system and provide even greater benefits throughout time. Pirate Chill is also natural, which makes me like it even more. The last time I reviewed Pirate Chill, it earned a 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating as well. I am glad to see that has not changed and that I can still fully enjoy this product, as well as recommend it to others!

April 21, 2020

Pirate Blast Review (by Pirate Botanicals)

Review of Pirate Botanicals Pirate Blast Experience

Product: Pirate Blast (30 caps)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Blast-30-Capsules-p87010400

Cost: $54.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Pirate Blast comes in a 30-capsule supply bottle. It is a dietary supplement. The purpose of the pills coming in 30-count supplies, is because it is a daily regimen. One pill is meant to be consumed every day. The red pills are easy to swallow and do not smell funny. Pirate Blast is a natural libido enhancer. It relies on a very potent Maca and Yohimbe extraction formula to increase bloodflow to the genitals and jumpstart things in the bedroom. And one of the best parts about Pirate Blast, is that it is unisex! This means it literally works for both men and women (and yes, I have regularly used this along with my girlfriend).

I should mention, like a few other brands, I have been a long-time fan of Pirate Botanicals. They produce consistently effective products. I have liked some more than others, but I am always happy with what I get, and it always comes in a professional fashion. I am reviewing their entire array of products again, as I do every couple of years (or so). They do still make the same three products I have enjoyed before, which is always a good sign. This is because it means they have been in business a long time. Anyway, back to Pirate Blast…

Product Administration

I take one capsule a day, usually before lunch time. This is just my preference, as I do not enjoy to get frisky until the afternoon or later. It is not hard to consume the capsule, but I still drink an entire glass of water with it each time.

Product Effects

Pirate Blast does not take long to “kick on.” Within 30 minutes or so of consuming my daily dose, I begin to feel much more aroused. This arousal does not go away, being gently present throughout the entire rest of the day. If I engage in sexual activity, I can make it longer, more times, and with great ease. It is not like a Viagra, which is a bit more demanding and can consume your life. This still leaves me feeling like I am in control (not a slave to my little man). I feel like it takes the pressure off of needing to achieve an erection, and I am able to focus more on my partner during an intimate encounter.

Final Thoughts

Honestly, Pirate Blast has produced some of the most fun stiffies and erotic experiences of my lifetime. I love that the formula is natural, and I love that it is science-backed. Taking some before an erotic encounter probably makes it 600 percent more likely to achieve an erection and I swear it has made me into a better lover. The longevity of the experience is absolutely improved, as I feel it allows me to go all night. It is rare that I support a boner pill of any kind, as a lot of them have untrustworthy, controlled, or otherwise banned ingredients. Pirate Blast, however, is made by a company I trust and have used for years; and it works in such a realistic way I am not worried about having a hard-on for days after intercourse. I give it a 4 out of 5 Fat Sammy Star Rating and can very comfortably recommend Pirate Blast to both, men and women.