Sapphire Botanicals Pissed Off Elephant Kratom Review

Product: Pissed Off Elephant (Kratom)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Sapphire Botanicals

Website: SapphireBotanicals.com

Cost: $21.50

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Pissed Off Elephant is Sapphire Botanicals premium white vein Kratom. The product itself is sold as a powder, and for religious and ceremonial use only…which is a common loophole used to sell for consumption products that get you high, legally (the “consumption” part is simply implied). The product has a smooth texture, is a fine powder and is green in color.

Product Administration

I administered 2 grams, toss and wash style (put on palm, toss in mouth one gram at a time and wash down with a half a glass of water). I took another gram a couple hours later, and again later in the day.

Product Effects

After taking the first 2 grams within a few moments of each other, I waited 20 minutes before starting to feel the typical Kratom “pep.” I felt energized and a little more social than usual, so I went out to eat with some friends. I wasn’t very hungry, which is normal for Kratom as it is a pretty strong appetite suppressant, but it was great being around other people as I was experiencing what I can only describe as a Percocet-like high. I didn’t get any nausea, but I think it’s probably because my dose was low, as the strength of Pissed Off Elephant itself, was very quite strong.

Final Thoughts

Sapphire Botanicals is a reliable vendor that has been around for a long time. Their Kratom has always been good, and they used to sell it for consumption, in capsule form…however, they have shied away from this in recent years due to the negative publicity Kratom has been receiving. Still, their Kratom is just as strong. No really bad complaints, besides the taste…this particular strain seems to be a little WORSE tasting than others. Other than that, I felt really anxious the following day, and had a minor headache.

Odyssey Green Borneo Kratom

Product Review: Odyssey Green Borneo Kratom

Manufacturer/Vendor: Odyssey Herbals

Website: Odysseyherbals.com

Cost: $19.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Fat Sam (that’s me) bought a 28 gram container of their Green Borneo strain of Kratom. They advertised that it came with a 1 gram scoop, which was a really cool feature to help measure the daily dose. While the container says 1 serving a day, being 1 gram a day, I am a daily Kratom user…and take about 3-4 grams a day; thus the accompanying scoop was invaluable to help measure my dosing. This Kratom was okay. I wouldn’t call it spectacular, but I would call it well priced and good mid-grade Kratom. There wasn’t anything particularly wrong with it.

Product Use

Being a daily user, I needed to take more than the 1 gram serving mentioned on the bottle…so I did 2 grams within 10 minutes, and another gram about 1.5 hours later.

Product Effects

The high was good… a gentle percocet-like high, that gives me a little itches in the nose and forearms. I would call it a light mood enhancer in small doses …and in 4 gram doses (over the course of 2-4 hours), it’s more sedating…which is typical of a good mid-grade Kratom strain.

Final Thoughts

Odyssey is a good company, and I have tried other Kratom products by them (including their 40 capsule Green Maeng Da) and had similar experiences. I give them a reliable 3 out of 5 stars for making consistent, well-priced products you can dose conveniently with.