Smart Life CBD Energy Shot Review

CBD Full Spectrum Energy Shot Review

Product: Smart Life CBD Full Spectrum Energy Shot (Watermelon)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Smart Life (Smart Life LLC)

Website: https://smartlifecbd.com/product/cbd-energy-shots/

Cost: $9.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I purchased a “case” of Smart Life CBD Energy Shots from my local head shop. They sold many CBD products and after I explained I never feel anything from CBD, they recommended this Smart Life product to me. The reason I bought an entire case (individually priced at $9.99 in this head shop), is because the guy said it will work best if I take one every day. The label is simple, has a logo and explains the product is Full Spectrum, and meant for energy. They are watermelon flavor (at least the ones I got were). And although there are many ingredients, it is still all natural.

Product Administration

The bottle supplement facts panel explains one serving to be one full bottle. So I took one bottle a day, for ten days straight. I drank the shot in the morning, instead of my daily coffee. I consumed 1 slice of toast and 2 eggs with the shot each time, along with a single glass of water.

Product Effects

The Smart Life CBD Energy Shot is effective after it is taken consistently, every day for a week or more. This energy shot does not appear to show any immediate effects the first few times it is consumed, however, when persistent with the daily dose, it does provide a small build up in motivation and energy. It will not compare to something like Adderall, or some of the other legal stimulants out there, but it is definitely one of the best CBD products that exist.

It is worth noting that I usually do not feel ANYTHING from CBD at all. So it is exceptional that this product tasted okay and provided some effects, even if it took one bottle a day for over a week to reach an effective point.

Final Thoughts

Smart Life CBD Energy Shot will not get you high. It is not something you feel, truly, and it does take using it regularly to really see any benefits in my opinion. However, I must say that it did show me signs that my energy was improved enough for me to say this product works. I would not recommend it to someone who is only interested in taking it one time. It is more suited for someone who is willing to drink one of these every day (say in place of their morning coffee for example). I rarely give any products a 5 star rating, especially CBD products which are difficult to assess or “feel” at all, however, Smart Life tastes pretty good and after my 10^th day of drinking one bottle a day, I do feel a bit more energized. Great work guys, you’ve earned a rare 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating!

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018

Drooly Clown Vape Juice Review

Product: Drooly (Clown Liquids) by Bad Drip Labs

Manufacturer/Vendor: Bad Drip Labs [Purchased from Premium Vape Supply]

Website: Premium Vape Supply

Cost: $14.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I should start out by mentioning I have reviewed another Bad Drip product, so I did understand what to expect. The company has improved on things since I have lasted purchased. While I bought my Drooly (60 ml) from Premium Vape Supply, it is also available in many head shops/vape stores. The product has a really cool theme, comes professionally packaged, and works great in just about any tank. The first thought upon opening the actual bottle: smells great! Drooly is part of the “Clown Liquids” line of e-liquid.

Product Administration

I use an older vape, an older Sigelei model. Though I watched my friend also load the ejuice into an awesome new K3 model. I imagine it works well with basically any of them. It’s all about burning at the right temperature anyway, and that may vary from model to model, but once you get your cloud right, you’ll realize this juice is pretty easy to work with.

Product Effects

Within 30-45 seconds of my first puff of Drooly vape juice I felt the buzz. I also had a really great taste in my mouth. The cloud itself smelled amazing and a friend with me (waiting in line to hit the new juice) commented on the outstanding, smooth smell of the cloud. Cloud is everything when it comes to vaping. It’s how we really know what’s going on with our vaporizers, with the intensity of the effects, and quality of the high. Seeing a good cloud, being able to smell it when you didn’t hit it, and understanding its potency is important. This stuff is great, and I have nothing bad to say about it (except it makes me vape more :p).

Final Thoughts

I have tried other Bad Drip products and have only been mildly impressed, however, the Clown Drooly vape juice has definitely caught my attention and received one of the rare 5 star Fat Sammy ratings. This stuff left me with a little buzz, a nice kick-on, and tasted pretty great. It was right up my alley in terms of style and flavor. I would highly encourage the Clown Drooly flavor to anyone looking for a new vape juice. It’s got the right amount of everything for me to solidly recommend it.

July 14, 2018

Pirate Botanicals Pirate Chill Review

Product: Pirate Chill (Legal Sedative)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com/Pirate-Chill-30-Capsules-p76221666

Cost: $59.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I will start off by saying I like Pirate Botanicals and have used many of their products throughout the years. They have been around and made a number of great products. The product arrived fast in a professional manner. Pirate Botanicals packages always show up fast, and in a white discreet packaging and this was no different. Pirate Chill is their legal sedative, a sort of “herbal xanax,” if you will. It comes in a cool looking bottle with 30 pills per bottle. The ingredients are definitely the best choice for a legal sedative. The formula highlights the powerful sedative properties of 5-HTP and L-Theanine, combined with Passionflower and some other extracts.

Product Administration

The label states to take 1 capsule as a serving. I took 2 pills after reading other reviews and deciding I wanted a more “premium experience” (a nice way of saying I wanted to get high). I did take one pill to start, waited 20 minutes and took the second pill. This precautionary measure I learned to be essential when using new supplements, especially meant to be legal sedatives as they can be very strong. I had many light meals scattered throughout my experience. I consumed several glasses of water, as I always do with any legal high. Also, I did end up taking 1 more capsule within about 6 hours time which I would all consider “a part of the same experience.”

Product Effects

I began to feel the effects after about 15 minutes, which made sense for the light meal I had on my stomach at the time. I started getting a little happier, feeling a little uplifted…which came at a great time and truly put this product to the test (as I was admittedly a bit sad before ingesting the capsules). By 30 minutes, I was feeling really good and decided to stand up. When I stood up, I noticed I literally felt the room spin a little…and I mentally took a note: “okay this formula is more powerful than I previously thought.” By the time I got back from the rest room I realized I had to cancel my plans, as I could no longer operate a motored vehicle (lol). I decided to play games instead which proved very entertaining. My worries were completely washed away. I did take another pill. About 5-6 hours from the second. This was because the feelings were starting to fade about 4-5 hours in and I kind of wanted to pep back up. It totally worked, which is great as I LOVE SCALABLE HIGHS. If it isn’t scalable, I almost am not interested, as I like to “work up to the experience I want.” I should note that the effects were so strong though, at one point I remember thinking as well that if I took too much, I could make myself nauseous. So I suggest taking it slow, and working your way up. One pill most certainly would curb anxiety, no doubt in my mind about that, but two was heavy for me.

Extra information: A friend took 2 at the same time and felt it was just perfect, and he is 195 pounds.

Final Thoughts

The ingredients in Pirate Chill have been proven to improve mood, relax the brain and provide a powerful relaxation. It is no wonder Pirate Chill is a strongly effective anti-anxiety product. Obviously there is nothing like ACTUAL Xanax, and while this is a different type of experience too, I would definitely call this a legal sedative and probably the strongest legal alternative to xanax I have personally tried. Pirate Botanicals is a great company: the shipping is always punctual, the product always shows up in good quality, there are always a ton of pills in each bottle, and their products actually work. I can confidently stand behind my review of Pirate Chill. It definitely got me high in the way I expected, it was definitely relaxing, it was absolutely sedating and a very positive mood enhancer. It’s just about working up the ladder, taking one at a time until you get the desired effects you want. The Pirate Botanicals extracts (the ingredients they use) always seem stronger than comparative products; And obviously I have taken many other 5-HTP supplements for example and they do not work as nearly as well as Pirate Chill, which is truly impressive.

Special Note: I should indicate that I was actually unable to drive on this product. I felt such strong effects, I had to cancel an outing and stay indoors instead.

April 25, 2018September 25, 2019

Katy Limitless Review (Legal Ecstasy Alternative)

Product: KATY LOVE

Manufacturer/Vendor: Limitless Life

Website: DISCONTINUED

Cost: $19.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
*This product has been renewed and has now been re-reviewed:

NEW KATY REVIEW

General Product Info

The idea behind KATY Love is that it is a legal ecstasy alternative. The little vial it comes in is much sleeker than most products, which is obviously a plus…as no one wants to feel like they have purchased anything cheap. There are four pills in each vial…they are a little sketchy looking as there is some very obvious gunk in each capsule…but I just assumed that it was the “good stuff,” that actually gets you high. KATY Love is marketed as though it will literally be like ecstasy. It is supposed to provide an empathy, which is a feeling for other people and a feeling of closeness. It is supposed to also provide an energy boost and music appreciation. These are all the things I read in the marketing material, their website and other experiences.

KATY is an organic formula, which is one of the huge attractions to the stuff…as organic is almost always considered healthier. The website specifically promotes KATY as a way to boost and “stimulate dopamine, serotonin, and GABA production.” It is also supposed to do it with no crash or jitters, and no other negative side effects. These chemicals do help create more emotional, passionate moments, and some sources suggest it does encourage more oxytocin.

Product Administration

The supplement facts included suggest 1 to 3 capsules as a serving within a 12 hour period. For my first experience with KATY, I took 2 capsules all at once, with only a very light meal about an hour beforehand (a single, small turkey pot pie) [pills consumed at 8pm before heading out]. This first experiment took place at a local hot spot nightclub by the beach which is partially outdoors. I though the combination of indoor sound vibrations and the cool air from the patio scene may provide a more thorough experience. I did take the other 2 pills later that evening, towards midnight.

The second experience with KATY involved taking 3 pills at once, and the fourth within 2 hours as well. This experience took place at a house party hosted at…you guessed it: Fat Sammy’s place! The reason for the location was in case there were any negative side effects, I wanted to be able to puke in my own toilet. I ate much less, only a small cup of fries beforehand. I did eat another cup of fries in between the first three pills and the fourth pill.

Product Effects

To start, KATY love does work and it is quite effective. It is not exactly like real ecstasy, and yes, I know what that is like. I can tell you though, out of every single “legal ecstasy alternative” I have tried, KATY Love is the BEST ONE THERE IS. It is one of the more euphoric legal drugs available. With my first experiment, I began experiencing the euphoria and positive mood changes within about 30 minutes. It was before I even showed up at the nightclub, that I was already feeling like I was ready to dance. By the time I got there, I was practically bouncing off the walls and talking like a maniac.

Seeing how much of a good time I was having, someone else in our group decided to try it before we went in. I met new people, had a long chat with the bartender who was super hot, and I believe the alcohol strengthened the effects. While I am not able to advise anyone to take alcohol with anything, as that’s a good way to get dehydrated, or create other health concerns…but I frequently do it myself and since this is a legal drug, I’m going to be honest about it. I took the second set of pills after the effects began to dull down…some 4 hours later…and these kept me going until about 4 am. I did experience a crash, but I attribute this to the fact that I danced more in my life that night than ever before, combined…not from KATY. I would say, I had no negative side effects at all this experience.

The second experience was much more intense, for much less time. I believe that three capsules all at once is too much, at least for me, as I did feel like I needed to vomit for a good 20 minutes. However, after that, I was doing great and even got some more food down. I have never felt music like I felt it on KATY from any other legal drug. It was as though the bass was coursing through my veins. I felt extremely warm, and the feeling was pleasant…similar to Vicodin. I did take the fourth pill closer to the original dose because I wanted to see how far of a “flushed,” happy kind of feeling I could get from the stuff within safe, reasonable limits. The fourth pill did keep the peak higher for much longer, however, the crash altogether was about the same as my first experience, coming about 5 hours later, and I didn’t do any dancing this time, so I believe it may have come from simply taking too much all at once. Still, it was a very great feeling and I did feel very aroused…which was, for lack of a better term, rather “convenient” for that particular night!

Final Thoughts

KATY Love is very effective. It does provide euphoria. It does provide energy. And it DOES provide empathy and closeness to others. There is no doubt about it, this is one of the hottest legal party pills kind of drug out there right now. Limitlesslife has made a lot of similar supplements in the past, and I admit to having higher expectations for this product than most. So, I was quite happy to see KATY met my expectations, perhaps even exceeding them. KATY was great for many things, including real music appreciation, a big boost of energy, a mood-altering euphoria that couldn’t be ignored, and a deeper desire for intimacy. KATY itself definitely also makes sex better. All in all, it earned itself one of the elusive 5 star ratings and is a great legal high. The only downside is using it too often seems to develop a tolerance (and is an expensive habit).

March 28, 2018

Pirate Botanicals Piratall Review (Legal Adderall Alternative)

Product: Piratall Smart Drug

Manufacturer/Vendor: Pirate Botanicals

Website: https://piratebotanicals.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Piratall is supposed to be a smart drug and a nootropic. The bottle is cool, feels and looks like I’m holding real pirate booty. It showed up in a professional package with black bubble wrap. The instructions are simple enough, 2 capsules is a dose. The pills are blue, like the label. Bottle was sealed and obviously makes resealing easier too. The idea here is to take 2 every day to improve cognitive function, reflexes, memory, and for energy.

Piratall is basically a legal stimulant and uses Huperzine a and other nootropics as the active ingredients. I read that some people used it only when they needed a boost (kind of like adderall itself), and that’s what originally attracted me to Piratall…for a high that would be a lot like the Limitless movie pill “NZT.” After I realized it could provide actual long-term benefits as well, I decided to go all the way and try the 30 day supply that comes in the bottle, as directed. To be clear, I have 2 bottles total, one which I have completed a full 30 days on correctly, and one which I use “as needed” (obviously I tried this first).

Product Administration

The first time I took Piratall, I took 2 capsules as indicated on the bottle. I waited 2 hours, and then ended up taking 2 more. I did take 2 more a few hours after that as well. This “experiment” was to test Piratall’s short-term effects. I did have a light meal before this experience, chicken and waffles.

The second time I tried Piratall for the long-term benefits and used it as directed, taking 2 pills a day for 30 days. I would always take the pills together after breakfast (which for me is at 6 PM each day), just in case that makes a difference.

Product Effects

The “short term experimental” Piratall experience went great! I took the two capsules and in about 45 minutes I began to feel like a LIGHT SWITCH KICKED ON! I felt TRULY AWAKE, both in a literal sense and also in a spiritual sense. I felt like need to be productive and compared the feeling a lot to the way Bradley Cooper decides to clean his entire house, of which I did just purely out of homage to the scene in the movie. I swear it feels like it took me about 10 minutes to thoroughly clean my entire house. Feeling wired and pretty excited for the future, I decided after finishing a model I had to build for work that I wanted to stay “on” just like this for a while longer…so I took 2 more pills.

The second set of pills kicked on much faster, probably because my meal had long digested and my stomach acid was able to attack the capsules faster. I felt a stronger kick this time, maybe because I already had some in my system (combined with the empty stomach). I was able to ride out an entire project 2 weeks ahead of schedule. I took 2 more pills about 3.5 hours later and used the euphoria to play some video games. I could have worked as long as I wanted, however, we only have a number of projects that get released ahead of time, so I am required to wait. I kept going mostly for the Euphoria. I did have a light headache the next day for about an hour after waking up, other than that no side effects. I think the headache is because 6 pills was too much in that short time. 4 pills would have been a superb experience, but that’s trial and error for you!

My second Piratall “experience” was a long-term experiment. I wanted to see if my cognitive functions actually improved like the company claimed they would on their product. I am a student, a hard working engineer, and I am always coming up with a ton of personal projects for myself, so I figured I could easily tell if Piratall made me more productive or not. Obviously after the 2 pills would kick in each day, I did get a short term boost and some mood enhancement (seems lasts about 2-6 hours, depending upon how much you ate).

I absolutely can attest to stronger memory, better memory recall. And I can tell I am a better talker when it comes to presenting my models at work. I actually have to present models to the companies buying into the projects, it can be stressful and has a lot of personal emotion tied to it, because a lot of myself goes into the models. Piratall made me see the bigger picture. More companies bought into more models this last month than I have ever sold. That means more money in my pocket too. Piratall makes me think clearer than I have ever thought, so much so I didn’t want my 30 day experiment to end…however, I regularly do other legal drugs too and need to be able to independently test them, so I’ll have to stick to short term use for a while.

Final Thoughts

Piratall is a super effective legal stimulant. It feels a lot like adderall when used “as needed.” I would compare it to a 20 mg adderall pressed pill type of high. I like that the bottle is resealable. I like how quickly the pills kick in and I like how long they last. I think I would not exceed 4 pills in a 24 hour period, as that seems to be the sweet spot. As far as long-term benefits go, Piratall works better than any smart drug I have tried before. I have never had noticeable benefits from a smart drug and have been able to say I feel it made me more money. I can recommend Piratall with confidence.

March 28, 2018July 17, 2018

Edge77 Jolly Lotus Review (Legal Marijuana Substitute)

Product: Jolly Lotus (Legal Weed Alternative)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Edge77

Website: http://edge77.com

Cost: $69.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Jolly Lotus is a premium Blue Lotus “legal marijuana alternative” that is sold by Edge77.com. The product itself came professionally packed. It is produced by Edge now, but it used to be made by Pirate Botanicals, probably the same guys making it. This is much different than other strains, as it is the best used for smoking as a marijuana substitute. The actual bottle is high quality and reseals, so the herb itself is kept fresh in between use. Each bottle has 1 ounce which is kind of like how people buy weed. The price is right under $70, making it much cheaper than weed (probably because it is legal). It is currently all Edge77 sells, but seems to be in high demand.

Product Administration

Jolly Lotus can be smoked or vaped, or even brewed into a tea. I have tried all three administration methods. I ground up a small bit of Jolly Lotus and placed it into a glass bowl, smoking the bowl within a ten minute period. About an hour later, I ground up a little more and smoked about a quarter of a joint (of the Jolly Lotus). The following day, I tried vaping a couple of bowls throughout the night. The following week (still smoking Jolly Lotus throughout the day each day in place of my weed) I decided to try brewing it into a tea.

Product Effects

Jolly Lotus was a lot like marijuana. It is a little bit of a thicker smoke than weed, but less of it is required to experience effects. Vaping it seems far healthier, just like weed, however, the temperature needs to be higher than weed. I usually vape my weed at about 375 degrees Fahrenheit, however, I had to vape the Jolly Lotus at about 410 degrees Fahrenheit.

The joint was least preferable, probably because it unnecessarily burned too much at a time. Jolly Lotus does burn faster than weed burns. The onset was near immediate for both smoking and vaping administration methods. It felt exactly like weed, maybe even a little stronger than “mids” and slightly weaker than “good” quality weed. The more I smoked, the more I felt, though. The effects seemed to last just as long as weed.

The most desirable method when it comes to effects, but requires more preparation (making it slightly cumbersome). I brought 2 cups of water to a boil, and then immediately took it off the burner, dumped 3 grams of Jolly Lotus into the pot and stirred until it was cool. I then strained the leaf out of the water, and drank the entire contents of the resulting Jolly Lotus tea in about 15 minutes. The effects from drinking a Jolly Lotus tea (which required 3 grams of Jolly Lotus to make), were much stronger than smoking or vaping and felt more like taking a xanax than smoking weed. It was a more profound experience, lasting about 4-6 hours. It may be reasonable to compare it to a strong weed edible.

Final Thoughts

It is interesting to note that I have smoked other blue lotus flower before and felt nothing. I read that Jolly Lotus is a special strain and that it has been traditionally used as a marijuana alternative. That is what attracted me to wanting to try it. I also had seen it go out of stock a long time ago, but only recently it has been back up for sale. The effects were so similar to actual weed that I have already purchased another. It is not exactly the same, weed is still stronger…but it is strong enough for me to use it in between my weed purchases. Weed also makes me a bit lazier, while this seems to allow me to still be productive, yet experience many of the benefits weed has to offer me. Jolly Lotus is a wonderful substitute for marijuana and from what I can tell it is legal in every country (including the United States). I can confidently recommend Jolly Lotus as a legal marijuana alternative.