Product: LeanBAK Relaxing Potion

Manufacturer/Vendor: Nutrizone

Website: Nirvanio.net

Cost: $12.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

LeanBAK is marketed after the popular “pop” and “rap” songs referencing “lean” and grape drink. It is sort of supposed to emulate a codeine type of high. The bottle itself has the words ‘relaxing potion’ and it is specifically grape in flavor. The product is relying upon a few different ingredients, however, namely a 5-HTP formula to create the sedative-type of effects.

Product Administration

The product label suggests shaking and drinking the entire 2 oz (60 mL) bottle in one sitting. Because it is a liquid, it is taken much like a 5 hour energy shot. It’s about the same size as a 5 hour energy shot as well.

Product Effects

I consumed the entire bottle after only having a light lunch a few hours earlier. I began to feel a little relaxed about 20-30 minutes in. The relaxation was noticeable, and I did not care about anything I would normally be anxious about, for about 1 hour. After that, I began feeling an overwhelming anxiety, as if it had come back, tenfold. I then proceeded to engage my toilet in the most interactive and intense diarrhea exercises I have ever partook in. There were musical instruments of all types pouring sound right out of my bum! All in all, I only experienced about 1 hour of mild anxiety relief – I wouldn’t compare it to a xanax by any means…maybe more like…taking a strong melatonin before you go to sleep. Boo!

Final Thoughts

Conclusively, basically, we are talking about a 5 hour energy shot that tastes like Dimatapp, but is nowhere near as effective. LeanBAK does not provide a legal high of any value near $12.99, nor does it cure my cold…however, it did provide noticeably relaxing effects…along with turning my bottom into a diarrhea machine. If it didn’t give me terrible diarrhea all day and night, it might have gotten a “Three Star Fat Sammy” rating. Ultimately, no one wants to pay $12.99 per melatonin only to have it taste like Dimatapp.