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Shruumz Mushroom Chocolate Experience
Product: Shruumz Mushroom Microdosing Chocolate – Fruity Pebbles Flavor (15 pieces / 1.6 oz)
Manufacturer: Shruumz (Prophet Premium Blends aka Diamond Shruumz)
Manufacturer’s Website: https://diamondshruumz.com/
Price: $34.99
Fat Sammy Rating:
Product Information
I found an insanely interesting product at my local headshop recently and had really high expectations for this one. This was not CBD-based, although, it does say in the ingredients it contains some hemp, so I presume they are trying to use some of the delta thc in the bar. It’s a really cool chocolate bar, fruity pebbles flavored. The wrapper is exactly like a high quality chocolate bar you’d buy anywhere else, but the brand is pushing mushrooms. The wrapper claims it’s a form of “microdosing” the mushrooms. The main mushroom ingredients include Lion’s mane, Reishi, and Chaga. Although skeptical, I went into this really wanting this product to work.
Product Administration
There is a suggested use panel on the back of the bar that suggests starting with one square and waiting 30 to 45 minutes to assess your reaction. The product suggested that “most consumers” enjoyed 3-5 pieces at a time. There is another “dosing recommendation” panel which states that 1-2 squares is a micro dose, producing energetic and creative effects. The same panel purports that 3-5 squares is a “mild” dose, for euphoria and relaxation. 6-9 pieces is a moderate dose, suggesting that you may need to even sit down, and could experience impaired cognition. Finally, the last phase, “Mega” (9+ squares) indicates you are about to “blast off” and enter another reality.
Obviously, I ate the entire bar on an empty stomach.
Product Effects
Although obviously no ingredient in the bar can produce any actual euphoria or impaired cognition, I was still hopeful…but to no avail. The fruity-pebble-flavored chocolate tasted fairly good, however, it did not produce any effects.
Final Words
Despite the fact this product is a complete rip off and that they lie directly on the packaging, it was still an enjoyable candy, so I cannot give it a 1 star review. I also had no negative effects, which is sometimes common with products like this (headaches, stomach issues, diarrhea, etc.). Regardless, this product feels like a “pump and dump” product…and much like a scam. I cannot recommend this company or this product.