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Does Legal Lean Work?
Is Legal Lean Legit?
Product: Legal Lean Syrup – Grape (59 ml)
Manufacturer: ACT (Legal Lean LLC)
Website: http://legallean.com/
Cost: $12.50
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
I have tried Legal Lean products in the past, both from this company and from others. I have never had a tremendous experience which stood out to me in any way. I have also not had horrible experiences which were terribly memorable either. I can say that the bottles mimic actual cough syrup fairly well, and that they are attempting to sell a sort of “party syrup.” The labeling from this bottle is professional, and even has a holograph. The flavor is grape. The guy at the head shop said they sell it to a lot of people who go dancing. I decided to buy two.
Product Administration
The supplement facts state to limit servings to no more than 2 servings in a 24 hour period. Each container (or bottle) is a full serving. The ingredients include a blend of normal vitamins, some sugar, and a proprietary blend. The blend contains Kava Kava, Skullcap, Rose Hips Extract, L-Theanine, Hops Extract, Melatonin, Lavender, Chamomile, and Valerian Root Extract. I consumed a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (strawberry jelly, baby), and a glass of warm milk, exactly how I like it. I then drank the entire bottle of Legal Lean syrup. The taste was pretty awful, despite the small sugary aftertaste (which was somewhat nice).
I then drank a second bottle an hour later.
Product Effects
I wanted to like this product, but right out the gate (about 10 minutes after I drank the first bottle), I began to feel very sick. I went to the toilet about 20 minutes in to vomit, but could not actually puke. It just felt like I was on the verge of puking for a good 10-15 minutes. Another 20 minutes went by and I had to go to the bathroom to expel what felt like WORLD WAR THREE from my bottom. That’s right folk: straight diarrhea. I decided to give the product the benefit of the doubt, assuming my peanut butter might be contaminated (just a joke), so I drank the entire second bottle an hour in.
I was extremely disappointed after realizing even the second bottle would not improve the scenario. The second bottle merely amplified my drowsiness, eventually putting me into a deep slumber I would not awaken from for nearly an entire day! When I finally DID wake up, I felt completely out of it, much like a zombie, and could barely function.
Final Thoughts
I am sorry to say, but I did not dig this “Legal Lean” experience. I had tried their products in the past, but I have never been disappointed this badly. This was both nauseating, and unproductive. It was pitched to me as though it were a “social” or “party” drug, but ultimately it only sent me to the toilet, twice, and then put me to sleep for good! I was no fun at my party. I was so tired I barely said a word. It kind of felt like my friends partied without me. I can only give this Legal Lean product a 2 star Fat Sammy Rating, mostly because I did not ACTUALLY puke, and it was not so expensive.