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Does Ultimate Shot Gold Liquid Kratom Work?
My Ultimate Shot Gold Liquid Kratom Experience
Product: Ultimate Shot Liquid Gold
Manufacturer: [unknown]
Website: [unknown – presumed to be wholesale only]
Cost: $23.99
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
Ultimate Shot Gold liquid kratom is one of the shadiest products I have seen in a long time. This type of business used to be common back in the 90s and early 2000s, when the internet was less dominant in our culture. Today, however, it is almost unheard of to have no website, no company name printed on a bottle, and no real information about the product itself. Especially in the supplement and kratom industry. This product’s label is so hard to read, most people would struggle to make out anything other than the name of the product itself (Ultimate Shot Gold). Hilariously, the product name is not enough to identify the contents. Regardless of the illegibility of the label, I was able to determine the product was a kratom extract, with (supposedly) no other ingredients. While it claims it was “made in the USA,” I somehow find that extremely hard to believe. Still, I decided to give this product the benefit of the doubt, as I have seen it in more than one headshop/gas station.
Product Administration
The tiniest, almost impossible to read supplement facts panel describe a serving size as 7.5 ml, or one half of the bottle. I decided to take only half, as the bottle described, mostly due to the shady, way the bottle is marketed (with no mention of any company or website to learn more information). There are, however, some typical FDA disclaimers (if you can read them). And the rest of the instructions are to shake well and “not to consume on an empty stomach.” So, I had a couple of bowls of cereal, a pop tart (strawberry, frosted), and I drank half of the Ultimate Shot with a cup of water.
I did end up performing two trials with this product (more information about why in the effects section below). During the second trial, I consumed half of the bottle again all at once, this time, with a couple of slices of pizza with the boys and two giant cups of water.
Product Effects
Roughly 20 minutes after consuming Ultimate Shot Gold liquid kratom I began experiencing insane nausea. It is very rare that a kratom product makes me nauseous, which is what prompted the second trial. I wanted to make sure that the nausea was definitely from the kratom and not an anomaly. Ultimately, I found the same experience in both trials: sickness, with no positive effects. Under usual circumstances, I would be taking more than the normal serving size to increase the effects (or reach the positive effects), but this product absolutely tore my stomach up with only a few drops! Oh, and both experiences sent me straight to the toilet, where I put on an elegant symphony which I’d call the “Ultimate Liquid” performance of a century! In other words: both experiences prompted incredibly painful diarrhea. Fat Sam did not like!
Final Thoughts
I absolutely cannot recommend Ultimate Shot Gold liquid kratom. This extract was horrible. The label and branding were very unprofessional, illegible, and somewhat shady. The liquid tasted awful and left an even worse aftertaste. The effects left me writhing in pain and crapping all day long. I usually reserve the one-star reviews for the companies which are overall clandestine, offering overpriced goods with little to no payoff, or for products with horrible side effects. In this case, Ultimate Shot Gold liquid kratom showcased the negative trifecta, hitting all three whammies! I strongly discourage this product and comfortably award it a 1 Star Fat Sammy Rating!