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KratomPharmacy.com Review
KratomPharmacy.com Trainwreck Powder Experience
Product: Train Wreck by Kratom Pharmacy (11 strain mixture – powder, 250 grams)
Manufacturer: Kratom Pharmacy
Website: https://kratompharmacy.com/
Cost: $54.99
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
Trainwreck kratom is a new fad in the kratom world. Many manufacturers have been producing products advertising a trainwreck concoction of some type. Kratom Pharmacy has produced their 11 strain trainwreck in a 250 gram powder jar available online and through many headshops. I purchased mine from a headshop for the same cost as I saw it online ($59.99). Although it appeared the jar used to have a tamper proof seal, mine did not. I am not sure if there was a return or some kind of issue, but I did not let it bother me and considered this a general oversight or error (maybe even at the headshop level, rather than the manufacturer). The kratom itself appeared clean, finely powdered, and unadulterated. The label claims it is the highest quality kratom, fully organic, non-extracted (just leaf powder), and “100 percent chemically tested.”
I find this product’s label very attractive. It definitely caught my eye. The headshop owner also told me that it was his #1 selling kratom product, despite the high ticket price. The container (jar) was a standard black, plastic jar with a resealable top. The resealable top is nice considering it is impossible to ingest the entire contents in one sitting. It is also a higher quality jar which I plan to reuse when I am done with all of the kratom (just an added bonus).
Product Administration
The label on Kratom Pharmacy’s Trainwreck states there are 250 grams per jar and that 3 grams is a serving. This breaks down into 83.3 servings per container.
- For my first trial, I chose to take 6 grams all at once, toss and wash style after eating two hotdogs and a large vanilla milkshake. I figured my stomach was rather full and that it would dilute the experience a bit. And yes, I toss and washed with a milkshake, which I do not recommend!
- For my second trial, I took 8 grams all within 20 minutes on an empty stomach (nothing but a large glass of water). I mixed this concoction with water and drank it fairly quickly.
- For my final trial, I mixed 20 grams of this powder into a giant blueberry juice (nearly 2 liters worth). I spaced out this experience, consuming the mixture over an entire evening.
Product Effects
I obviously tried this product three times for my review, each with a different administration method.
- I felt my first 6 gram experience roughly 20-25 minutes after ingesting the powder. For this toss and wash style experience, the worst part was the taste, but the delivery was fast and the effects lasted a good hour or so (with a peak around 40 minutes in). The pep was rather high for a ten minute period, and laughter was easy. It felt very social. Although I would have to keep repeating my dose to keep the experience lasting long enough to fully enjoy it.
- For my second experience, I took the 8 grams with a mixer (water), and I noticed the effects within about 20 minutes again. The higher dose and water delivery made it a little easier, but it did not help with the taste. The burps were pretty disgusting and my girlfriend refused to kiss me. The experience was a bit shorter lived, ironically, probably because the water flushed the kratom through my system faster. I was pretty happy for a good 45-50 minutes though. I did have some jitters at the peak (short lived, about 5 minutes or so).
- My final experience was a near-full 2 liter mixer of blueberry juice. This was by far the most pleasant of the three trials. Not only did it taste great, but it was easier to consume more of the product at a steady rate without the negative aftertaste, burping, or kratom overload. In other words, no jitters and pure fun for about 3 hours or so. I wouldn’t call it the BEST kratom experience I have had by far, but it was definitely one of the better ones!
Final Thoughts
Although the cost is expensive, if you consider that you are given nearly one hundred servings, it is not so bad. The kratom itself is fairly high quality and did a wonderful job, although toss and wash or mixing into juice is not for everyone. It still tastes bad and it can create nausea for an inexperienced kratom user. The actual kratom effects (the high and giddiness that comes from an 11 strain mixture) is not as great as I had hoped for, but it is reasonable.
I kind of think the strain mixing fad will pass, as I myself prefer White Maeng da still over any other strain. And that includes trainwreck. If you think about the fact that trainwreck includes a mixture of some of the weaker strains (borneo, bali, etc.), it takes a bit of potency away rather than adding strength. I have never seen one strain develop more tolerance than another, and it seems no matter which strains I switch between, my tolerance stays the same. Basically, this debunks the mixture idea (trainwreck) as having a more potent effect after developing a tolerance. Of course, tolerance is one of the number one reasons kratom users turn to trainwreck and other mixtures to begin with – in an attempt to have stronger effects after having developed a tolerance. In the end, I can still award this product a 3 out of 5 Star Fat Sammy Rating.