Product: ActRight Sizzurp “Purple Potion” and Legal Lean (4 oz bottle)
Manufacturer/Vendor: ActRight Sizzurp
Website: https://www.actrightsizzurp.com/products/actright-sizzurp-4oz
Cost: $28.99
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
Despite this product having been sold direct online, I only found mine locally (as it seems they aren’t currently taking credit cards online or something). Still, the bottle was in my local head shop and they only carried the 4 ouncers. Although the internet price is $28.99, I paid a little more in the local store (about $45.00). Looks and feels pretty much like a medicine cough syrup bottle. Everything looks legit on it except the label that says “ACTRIGHT SIZZURP” instead of “DIMATAPP.” I would say I’m joking, however, very sincerely it looks pretty much like a bottle of Dimatapp or codeine. The ingredients state a number of ingredients. 5-HTP, Melatonin, L-Theanine, and GABA. Plus a little bit of sugar. 5-HTP and GABA, L-Theanine, these kinds of herbal highs are legit, and can truly simulate real codeine when properly done, so I went into this one a little excited.
Product Administration
The serving sizes are supposed to be 1 ounce. You basically mix it into a soda like you would codeine (to make a lean – like drink). Or, if you prefer and are a true original gangster (like myself), you just down a quarter of the bottle and wipe your smile. I tried this product on an empty stomach because I wanted to give it the best chance of working fastest and most effectively. I drank 1 ounce and waited 30 minutes, then drank another ounce. I then consumed the final two ounces within a 7 hour period. Be advised: it does not taste very good and the taste will linger. Even having a drink to wash it down will not help. You basically have to brush your teeth afterwards, and even then I still kept tasting it for hours. That part was widely unpleasant and I do not believe mixing it into soda would help much.
Product Effects
Actstraight Sizzurp is one of those “legal lean” supplements that attempts to simulate the codeine high from mixing codeine cough syrup and soda. I believe since I skipped the soda part and consumed the liquid on an empty stomach, I sped up how quickly it could have an impact. Before 15 minutes after the first swig I began to feel it. A relaxation, a light euphoria and a little dizzy. The euphoria was very brief, less than 15 minutes (which is why I took another ounce at the thirty minute mark). The second ounce seemed to do it and woke the euphoria back up a bit. It only lasted about 20-25 minutes. I still felt a little drunk, a little wobbly, and very relaxed though for several hours afterwards. I took another swig about 3-4 hours later…and I took the last swig about 7 hours in. Honestly I felt pretty relaxed the entire rest of the day and I slept like a baby. I do not remember any of my dreams, but I have the feeling they were pleasant. I did not wake up in my sleep as I usually do from pains and whatnot. Instead, I slept straight through the night and woke up feeling pretty refreshed the next day (which surprised me as well, as I thought I’d have a pseudo-hangover of some kind.
Final Thoughts
Honestly, what really brings this product down is the price. Even if I only had to pay $28.99 for it (and skipped buying it through a retail environment) it would still feel like it was too expensive. $30.00 a day for a 10 hour “high” is too expensive for most people and it’s definitely too expensive for me. It would make an okay compliment to an awesome party night, but I think I’d still want to drink, or involve some kind of other drug of recreation. Still, in terms of legal highs, this is a really good one and it actually works. The only thing I can think of that uses 5-HTP and L-Theanine together better than this is Pirate Chill (which is why this product is a 4 star instead of a 5 star – because taking the pirate chill in form of pills is much better than taking a liquid that costs too much). So for its class of an anxiety-relief, relaxation formula, and also the fact it is competing with the “legal lean” products, it receives a well deserved 4 Star Fat Sammy Rating.
