Insomnia by Mysterious Plants Review and Experience
Product: Insomnia 1g Powder Pack
Manufacturer/Vendor: MysteriousPlants.com
Cost: $29.62
Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating
General Product Info
When I first ordered Insomnia Herbal Incense Powder, I thought that I was ordering an herbal incense. The product that showed up was a powder. Upon investigation, I realized that’s exactly what was being sold and I just overlooked that detail. Insomnia is a bath salt that is ingested or sprinkled atop some weed or tobacco. A lot of people seem to sprinkle insomnia on food as well. The product itself comes in a black packet. It’s super shady looking and feels rather cheap. It seems to be made in China. The powder had some small black specs in it. I was not sure if the specs were tiny bugs that had died in the powder, living bugs in hibernation, or other sorts of contamination. They most certainly did not belong in the powder.
Product Administration
I still decided to try the product to give Mysterious Plants a fair chance. I separated the questionable material from the powder and sprinkled a tiny bit onto my bowl. The plan was to watch the movie “300” and really get into the 3D effects on my TV.
Product Effects
Roughly 30 seconds after hitting my bowl once, my friend had to recover the bowl before I fell over. I made my way to the nearest bathroom, where I could thoroughly expunge my lunch from my stomach. I could not move well enough to reach the toilet, so I ended up vomiting all over my new Persian rug runner. I spent a lot of money on my Persian rug, and I was immediately displeased. I remember thinking “If I could go back in time, and not feel so sick that I want to cut my stomach out of my body, I think I could have saved my Persian rug.” I then remember thinking “Did I accidentally vomit any of my organs out of my body?” Overall, I thought about death, how I “might not make it tonight”, and about the copious amounts of vomit that I would continue to enjoy.
Final Thoughts
I barely sprinkled any of this substance on my weed and it totally ruined my entire weekend. Not only could I not enjoy the rest of my night, and spent the evening puking on the bathroom floor, but I also could not enjoy my weekend. The next day, it felt like I had been given a surprise lobotomy overnight and I questioned whether or not I still had a brain. At one point, I even thought the product may have been contaminated with some sort of viral infection. Regardless, I would never recommend Insomnia Herbal Bath Salts to anyone, ever!