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Happy Shaman Kratom Review

Happy Shaman Kratom

Is Happy Shaman Kratom Any Good?

Does Happy Shaman Kratom Work?

Product: “Trance Kratom” – Green Malaya, 100 grams

Manufacturer: Happy Shaman Herbs (Sabertooth Glass)

Website: https://www.sabertoothglass.com/

Cost: $17.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have seen other Happy Shaman products, mostly CBD in composition, however, this is the first time I have seen the brand release a kratom product.  Some of the claims on the label include “microbiological certificate of analysis,” “all natural,” and “100% kratom.” There is a QR code which links to their wholesale website.  This website is largely useless, unless you have a wholesale account, however, it does explain why this product is only available in headshops or smoke shops.  The package has a trippy, shamanic-like graphic on the front, and the rear of the bag is see-through, allowing one to inspect the purity of the powder before they purchase.

Product Administration

The package is rather large, but it must be as it contains 100 grams of powder.  It is resealable, which is a convenient plus. It also fits in most large pockets, which is great for me since I often use my kratom “on the go.”  The label suggests a serving size to be 2.5 to 3 grams.  Although it is probably difficult for a normal person to measure 2.5 grams of kratom powder, I have a lot of experience with kratom and can easily measure it by eye.  I chose to consume 5 grams within 20 minutes on an empty stomach.  I then consumed another 2.5 grams at the 30-minute mark. I also took another 2.5 grams at the 1 hour mark for good measure.

Product Effects

I felt what I thought MIGHT be a small kratom buzz coming on about 30 minutes in. I was a little bummed, as I had consumed so much of it (toss and wash style) at that point, that I felt I deserved some better effects.  I did not notice anything else.  I took a total of 10 grams within an hour and my effects were almost none.  The kratom had what I would describe as a “weak” taste to it. Meaning: in all the kratom I have ever tasted, I have never tasted one which felt like it would be weak in terms of effects, besides Happy Shaman Trance Kratom.

Final Thoughts

Although this kratom product would have been cost-effective for the weight, it ultimately did not make the cut in terms of effects.  I cannot recommend this product, as I believe it is too low of a quality to even brew a reasonable strength kratom tea.  I would have loved to have a better review, as I liked the fact I could see how much powder was left through the clear back, and I felt the QR code was pretty professional, however, the company failed to retain my business. In fact, I did not even use the entire product, as it was simply too weak for me to want to reuse. Ultimately, Happy Shaman Herbs “Trance” Kratom has only locked in a 2 Star Fat Sammy Rating. The only reason it does not get a one-star rating, is because the bag is resealable, see-through, professional, and the kratom did not make me sick.

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Happy Shaman Herbs CBD BUD Review

Emerald Enlightenment Happy Shaman CBD Bud Experience

Product: Happy Shaman CBD Bud Emerald Enlightenment 1g

Manufacturer/Vendor: Happy Shaman Herbs

Website: Found at local head shop only but also available through http://www.seventy-nine.ca/

Cost: $14.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

The Happy Shaman Herbs products come very well packaged, in resealable sachets and proper labeling. The gimmicks are very cool, this particular one featuring a beautiful feline on the front with green, “emerald” eyes.  The package notes that there is very little THC still present in the bud (so little there is no chance of getting high), and that the bud is a “legal industrial hemp.”  It provides a professional QR Code link to a lab test, and specifically mentions there are no chemicals added.  Although it mentions I am responsible for my own state and local laws, there is no problem with CBD where I am.  The package contains 1 gram of this CBD bud.

Product Administration

I smoked through about half a gram within an hour.  The feeling of smoke was the same as real weed.  The smoke was just as thick. The bud burned just like real marijuana.  It could be properly smoked in my glass bowl and my waterpipe (bong).

Product Effects

I did not feel any effects from Emerald Enlightenment CBD Bud. I did not get high. I did not have any pain relief. I did cough a considerable bit though, probably giving most people the illusion/placebo effect, stimulating the idea they are high.  Truthfully, however, there is most certainly no effect from smoking this bud.

Final Thoughts

As much as I would have loved to report positive effects (or any effects at all) from this CBD flower, I did not feel anything. I also tried Third Eye Magic CBD Bud by the same company (Happy Shaman Herbs), but to no positive effect either. It is only hemp without THC, specifically groomed to look, smell, feel and smoke, like actual weed…without the positive effects.  There is no high. And unfortunately, there is no pain relief. I cannot recommend Happy Shaman Herbs CBD Bud at this time. With that said, I sadly award Emerald Enlightenment CBD Bud a two star Fat Sammy rating. Fat Sammy OUT!

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Third Eye Happy Shaman Herbs CBD BUD Review

Third Eye Magic Happy Shaman CBD Bud Experience

Product: Happy Shaman CBD Bud Third Eye Magic 1g

Manufacturer/Vendor: Happy Shaman Herbs

Website: Found at local head shop only but also available through http://www.seventy-nine.ca/

Cost: $14.95

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Third Eye Magic CBD Bud by Happy Shaman Herbs was in my local headshop. I purchased a couple packs and gave it a shot in an attempt to get the advertised “pain relief” properties that “supposedly” come from CBD Bud. The packaging is very catchy. The green labeling is very attractive. The package mentions it is industrial hemp and that I am still responsible for my own local and state laws (no problem with CBD here in my state).  It notes the little amount of THC that is still in the bud, which is basically only trace amounts unable to provide any effects.  The product DOES provide a link to the COA, so anyone skeptical can ensure there is in fact NO THC in the product. Though, THC is the chemical responsible for getting you high when you smoke weed…so I’m not sure how great it is to point that out!

Product Administration

On an empty stomach, I smoked through an entire gram within a couple of hours. That’s actually rather hard to do. I vaped about half a gram the next day, just for good measure.

Product Effects

Third Eye Magic CBD Hemp Bud by Happy Shaman did not produce any effects for me. It did smell like weed, look like weed, and even smoke like weed, however, it did not relieve pain or provide any sort of high. There were no marijuana-like effects. There were no perceived benefits. It simply felt like a waste of money.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I cannot recommend this product. CBD Hemp Bud never really does anything for me. Even the CBD “pain relief” benefits do not seem to work well with my system.  This is nothing like real weed, despite many sources marketing it as a “legal weed alternative.”  Ultimately, it is a catch brand, nice packaging, and good smelling bud that does not do anything at all.  At least the packaging is professional and the name is clever! Still, I can only award Third Eye Magic CBD Hemp Bud a 2 out of 5 star Fat Sammy Review.