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Earth Kratom Red Maeng Da Review

Earth Kratom Capsules Experience

Does Earth Kratom Red Maeng Da Work?

Product: Red Maeng Da Non-extract Kratom (65 Caps)

Manufacturer: Earth Kratom (distributed by Fire Wholesale)

Website: https://earthkratom.com/ (currently down due to FDA investigation)

Cost: $17.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I will start off by saying I’m a huge kratom guy and have reviewed several other kratom products.  Earth Kratom is a new one for me and I have never seen it before this.  It is a product made and distributed by “Fire Wholesale.”  I found this pack of 65 caps in a local headshop.  The gentleman explained it was their current “biggest seller.”  So naturally, I was excited to try this one out myself.  I had also not heard of Red Maeng Da before this and had only tried White Maeng Da products. The package itself is pretty standard, seals well, and allows you to see the capsules inside (which I always like). It states the kratom is the highest quality and “100% chemical free.”

Product Administration

There are no dosage instructions on the package.  It states it is not meant for use by people under 18 years of age.  I took 4 capsules, considering it was non-extracted.  I drank 2 glasses of water with them, and nothing more. I did not eat for at least 8 hours before ingesting the capsules.

Product Effects

I felt a light, peppy kind of energy (as expected) within about 30 minutes of ingesting the capsules. It was, however, very short-lived and lasted only about 30 minutes in total.  I then felt a little sick, prompting me to do a little more research on the product (which I will talk about next).  I did not attempt to take anymore, as I have tried many kratom products in the past which have never made me feel ill.

Final Thoughts

After realizing that the product was not nearly as strong as other kratom brands, I did not see any point in taking any more of the capsules.  Feeling ill prompted me to do some more research, where I realized that the FDA issued a warning about a salmonella outbreak amongst some of the most prevalent kratom brands on the market.  Fire wholesale was listed in this report, although not this exact package or kratom type.  I still imagine that it is possible that I could have had some sort of contamination in my package, so I discontinued use and unfortunately have to rate this kratom product a 1 out of 5 star Fat Sammy rating and cannot recommend it.

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CBD Terpenes Dropper Pineapple Express Review

CBD Terpenes Sublingual Dropper Experience

Do Sublingual CBD Terpenes Work?

Product: 25 MG CBD Sublingual Terpenes (Pineapple Express Flavor)

Manufacturer: Free the Leaf

Website: https://thecannabispharmacy.com/product/cbd-terps-oil-pineapple-express/

Cost: $43.99 to $47.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

Free the Leaf is a rather new company for me and this is the first time I have seen them. I actually purchased this local at a headshop, however, I see it available online in a couple of places it looks like ranging in price from $43.99 to $47.99. I purchased mine in the “Pineapple Express” flavor.  The container is a typical glass bottle dropper.  The label is slightly tough to read, as the text is rather small, but with some effort, it can be made out.

Product Administration

Free the Leaf CBD Terpenes are served in a dropper bottle which is administered under the tongue (sublingual). The bottle states there are 750mg of CBD per bottle (30 ml total). The instructions are to administer a single ml drop, containing 25 mg per drop. I applied 4 drops in my first trial, and 8 drops in my second trial, only 2 hours later.  I had a light panini and coffee beforehand.

Product Effects

The intent of purchasing this was to treat my back pain, neck pain, arthritis, and anxiety. I would have been fairly happy if any of that were possible with these CBD drops, however, I did not experience any positive, noticeable effects. 

Final Thoughts

Unfortunately, this CBD product did nothing beneficial for me. I had tried 4 times the dosage and then 2 hours later, 8 times the dosage, and I literally felt nothing either time.  The only reason this product did not receive a 1 star review, is because it tasted somewhat pleasant (keyword being SOMEWHAT). I cannot recommend this product, and do not feel it was beneficial for pain or anxiety.  I did not feel relaxed, and may have even had a slight increase in anxiety, thus awarding Free the Leaf CBD drops a 2 out of 5 star Fat Sammy Rating.

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Queen Hemp Single Serving CBD Review

Queen Hemp CBD

Queen Hemp CBD Water Soluble Hemp Extract Experience

Does Queen Hemp CBD Single Serving Work?

Product: Queen Hemp 10 ml CBD Single Serving

Manufacturer: Queen Hemp

Website: http://queenhemp.net/

Cost: $5.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I recently came across a single serving packet of CBD by Queen Hemp at a local headshop. The packet claims it is water soluble, but the clerk admitted he has not tried it himself and does not know anyone who has. I have been a long time advocate in treating all new CBD products as though it is the first time I have ever tried CBD, however, it is important to note that I have tried MANY CBD products and basically none of them have done anything for me, except for melatonin-containing products (in which case I should just buy the melatonin if I want to fall asleep). This product looks professional, the packaging is pretty tough and easy to read.

Product Administration

The package itself contains 10 ml of CBD. It smells pretty basic and neutral, much like a botanical would smell. The directions being to mix it with a glass of water, stir and ingest. I mixed the entire packet with a single glass of water and stirred. I then ingested the entire glass within 5 minutes on basically an empty stomach and sat back to try and relax.

Product Effects

As much as I would like to report this product worked for me, I did not notice any effects at all. This is typical of most CBD products I try. I was not any more relaxed than normal. I also did not notice any decrease in anxiety or pain. I did, however, have some rather loose bowel movements within an hour of ingesting this product. While I admit that the diarrhea might be unrelated, it is rather rare for me and I do attribute it to the product.

Final Thoughts

Ultimately, Queen Hemp’s CBD single serving packet did not cost too much, so that would be the only plus. It is important still, however, that the product actually works. Unfortunately, this CBD/hemp did nothing for me and was absolutely ineffective. It did make my stomach a bit unsettled, making it rather disappointing to say the least! I cannot recommend this product, as I personally do not believe it works. There are most certainly better products out there for reducing anxiety and pain. There are also better products out there for relaxing. And in the end, I have to award the Queen Hemp CBD Single Serving a one star Fat Sammy rating.

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Antillean Gotu Kola Review

Antillean Gotu Kola Natural Ecstasy Experience

Product: Antillean Gotu Kola (Libido Boost, Male Enhancement, Female Pleasure Enhancer)

Manufacturer/Vendor: Edge 77

Website: https://edge77.com/index.php/Antillean-Gotu-Kola-p234853473

Cost: $57.99

Fat Sam’s Legal High Rating

General Product Info

I have reviewed a few products from Edge77 and I have been very impressed thus far. It is rare that I am impressed with a company’s full product line, however, they have been hitting the nail on the head lately.  Antillean Gotu Kola was my recent purchase, and it came in the same cool, resealable container as their other products.  The containers make it very easy to store, air-tight, and keep the product fresh over the course of its lifespan in my cabinet (which I’ll admit I roll through drugs and supplements pretty quickly, especially the good ones, so it won’t be there long).  Gotu Kola in itself is not typically impressive unless you take a whole lot which can be unpleasant, however, this Gotu Kola is a premium extract, and the Antillean part as I understand it really matters.  Premium Hydrocotyle Asiatica is far stronger than normal Gotu Kola and it has extremely favorable effects when it comes to libido, male enhancement, and enhancing female pleasure during intercourse.  This product is currently hailed as the most potent legal, and natural, mdma substitute on the market.  It’s basically a natural ecstasy.

Product Administration

I took roughly 1 gram (about a teaspoon) of the product and mixed it into a glass of water, consuming the entire glass roughly 30 minutes before I intended on engaging in sexual activity. I have used it more than this one time since as well, testing a bit lower of a dose and a bit higher of a dose.

Product Effects

Hands down, this is the most effective natural sex pill I have tried. It is more powerful than the sex supplements found in gas stations.  It is also safe, unlike the mystery pills found in gas stations.  Within 20 minutes of consuming one gram, I felt like my sex drive was completely renewed.  I have not felt that way in years.  I was instantly horny and my girlfriend (who also tested the product at one gram), felt the same energy.  We were both insanely turned on.  The first point of action was in a public place, as we could not even make it back home when it kicked on.  After getting home, we engaged in intercourse and sexual activity four more times that evening/night.  I even wanted it in the morning the next day.  There was also a sense of euphoria and closeness that came from taking it. I have not felt anything this close to ecstasy that is legal and natural in a long time.

One gram scoops seem to be the best way to enjoy the product.  Or, roughly a teaspoon.  More seems like overkill and leaves me with an erection for a lot longer (not particularly undesirable, nor painful, but inconvenient at times).  One gram per day is perfect and lets me get an erection the second my unit is touched, but not before.  It also lets me go as much as I want all night without any negative side effects (not that I experienced any negative side effects on this at all). The time I tried half a gram it was still effective, but only for a few hours.

Final Thoughts

I am pretty blown away by this product. Antillean Gotu Kola was extremely effective.  It also lasted all night long, just with one scoop of powder.  Considering it comes in a 28 gram supply, I would say it would last a month for a normal person using it once a day. I have used this product multiple times since the original trial and can say the tolerance build up is also extremely low.  And unlike many supplements which require being mixed with water, this one actually tastes and smells pretty good! Even good enough for my girlfriend to enjoy it as well without complaining!

Now while ACTUAL ecstasy will be far stronger than anything that is legal, this is most certainly the closest current thing to the real deal.  And the best part: it works for both, men and women.  My girlfriend and I have never had better sex in our entire lives.  The intercourse was crazy passionate, and both of us had a far better time.  It made getting an erection super simple, and for those of you who have not read my past reviews of the several other sex supplements I have reviewed, I do suffer a bit from erectile dysfunction.  One small scoop of Antillean Gotu Kola mixed in a glass of water though, and I am literally able to go all night long.  That’s extremely rare for me, especially for having no headaches or side effects during action or the next morning!  I can very easily give Antillean Gotu Kola a 5 Star Fat Sammy Review, and that is VERY RARE!